His Imperious Luminescence

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@greaserskingpin

Shello! I am His Imperious Luminescence! How are you doing? }8]

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vwhy s)(ello t)(ere~ )(is imperial clarusness~ but you can just call me cronus~

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That is a nice tidle! You oar nevv to the vvebsite?

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abs)(oallutely, just got it pointed out as a good vway to meet some nevw people~

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VVhale, it shore is a vvave to meelt nevv people!

VVhat have you been up to?

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@greaserskingpin

Shello! I am His Imperious Luminescence! How are you doing? }8]

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vwhy s)(ello t)(ere~ )(is imperial clarusness~ but you can just call me cronus~

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That is a nice tidle! You oar nevv to the vvebsite?

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@greaserskingpin

Shello! I am His Imperious Luminescence! Hovv are you doing? }8]

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Oh cod.

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VVovv I reelly left this behind!

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@hemoskittish

Tanks! I pike you too! }8]

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@posthelms

I don’t think you oar correct this tide! }8]

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Pike, reelly, hovv old fashioned you have to be to naut think “Hey, mobby the hemospectrum is inherently bad and uplifts vvay too fevv people vvith the very hefty price of the dignity of many trolls!”. }8/

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hemoskittish‌:

I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT LATER. AS IS, I DON’T REALLY HAVE SAFE ACCESS TO A TRANSPORTALIZER OF ANY KIND, SO I’M KINDA STUCK IN MY UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW. RAIN CHECK ME ON THAT SHIT THOUGH.

WOW HOLY SHIT YOU ABOLISHED THE HEMOSPECTRUM? NOW *THERE’S* A REGIME I CAN GET BEHIND.

YEAH IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS LMAO. THE FIGHT IS GOING BETTER THAN WE EXPECTED THOUGH. ODDS ARE MAYBE PRETTY CLOSE TO EVEN NOW WHEN WE EXPECTED THEM TO BE STACKED AGAINST US. IT’S STILL GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A FIGHT, BUT IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S ACTUALLY A SIGNIFICANT CHANCE THAT WE MIGHT WIN.

Of course! Please let me know vvhenebber! }8]

I did! It took a long vvhile, and vve still catch the odd troll trying to kelp the old vvaves going! (It particularly makos my pan hurt to knovv there are regimes out there that haven’t already made the changes that are obviously betta foar the entirety of Alternia!)

Oh! Can you kelp me updatted on that! Beclams I would reelly pike to kelp in vvhichebber vvave I can! Even if it is through advice!

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From Boss to Secretary - File 3

“Good evening, sugar fins! This is anotter night of serving oar people! Let’s start with a smile and mako work be fun!”

“Do you like the jazz I put to play in the office, Kakara? I think it eels reelly relaxing but also kelps me stay focused. Though if you don’t agree with that, it’s fin! We can sometides play the type of music that you pike too!”

“I heard few people of the offish doesn’t pike tea that much? So I want you to look into espresso machines and mobby hire someone to operate that, we already got oar hands too busy to kelp makoing oar own coffee! Know that I’m alwaves here to also mako life at the offish the easiest it can be.”

“I’d pike to tank you foar yoar suggestions on restaurants, you know my moireel and I tend to go the safe route and just pick waterebber we pike the moist to eat, boat this tide we went foar one of the few you handpicked, I at least reelly loved the pasta focused dishes!”

“Boat, back to work! Let’s start with a letter! To Colony Organizer and Director Ginkan Iohkaj, uh, what night of the perigeel is this? Just… just find it out and properly put it in the letter. Anywaves! I saw yoar project blueprints foar yoar first cavern system in the colony I’ve assigned to you. And since it is yoar first tide makoing them, I do have few… suggestions, that you may want to listen to befoar we start allocating resources and otter things!”

“Remember! Shore, oar jadebloods due to some biological determinism between them and the mothergrubs are the best pick foar cavern work, boat! These nights we do also let otter trolls that do desire to do grub reelated work. And we must mako this work as easy as possibubble foar them, and remind oarshellves that we are naut building shrimply facilities, boat communities that do harpoon to have grub caretaking facilities within them!”

“Foar example, shore, we need to be mindful of oar space use, boat this is aboat the future of oar race! Oar legacy in the form of descendants that will take upon themshellves to keep makoing the New Alternian society betta and betta! Sleeping facilities that are shared by moar than one  may be… practical, boat the factor that it sacrifices so moach comfort from oar poor workers in it, forcing them all to share space even when sleeping does take away too moach of their privacy! Sometides a troll needs a break from interacting with too many of their peers, mobby mako it so they have shared blocks, shore, boat with just one otter blockmate, rather than with everymobby and their lusus- redact that last part, Kakara. Rather than with too many of their work mates, they can just choose to block with anotter troll they eel the moist comfortabubble with.”

“Of course, I am reefspecting yoar decisions, boat I want you to also sit back and try to find balance between water is the most useful, and water will mako the people that are so important foar oar society understand that we reefspect them as their own trolls, and want to treat them as they desurf, rather than exploit them, or mako them eel exploited. Yoar library blocks, the entertainment blocks, infirmary and culinaryblocks do look just fine, though! Reelly commendable foar someone’s first tide!”

“I’ll be waiting foar yoar decisions and final draft of the facility. Tank you foar yoar tide and candor! Sincerely Yoars, His Imperious Luminescence, Emperor of New Alternia, CEO of the Sea Paradise, CEO of the Land Paradise, the usual, Kakara.”

“Uh, Kakara, can you send one of the assistants off to get some coffee? I think I’ll need it tonight!”

“I pike warm beverages, with steamed lusus milk, and lots of chocolate mixed in!”

“And also get someone oar book a spaceship commuting foar me to the newest colony, foar me and my moireel, I need to sea what we can mako use of there befoar assigning people to be responsibubble foar it.”

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hemoskittish‌:

OH SHIT THAT’S WILD. IT’S MOSTLY NOT HEALING GREAT BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET MEDICULL ATTENTION FAST ENOUGH IS ALL /:B 

EMPEROR OF NEW ALTERNIA? HOW’S THAT GOING FOR YOU EXACTLY?

I’M CURRENTLY FIGHTING IN A REVOLUTION AGAINST OUR CURRENT EMPRESS/EMPIRE, SO THAT’S FUN!

If you vvant to look into options of the best recovery you can get, I could get you into a treatment regiment! }80

It’s a lot of vvork to take dovvn concepts and rules and vvaves that vvere reinforced by yoar Ancestor foar millenia! His Imperious Deathvale had no regard foar the trolls that vveren’t seadvvellers! It took me aboat 10 svveeps to fully take dovvn the hemospectrum!

Good luck on that though! It is very hard to go against an Empire! I hope you survive yoar ordeal! Hovv is the conchflict looking so far, though?

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cullingaristocrat‌:

@hemoskittish

If you prefer, you can call me Lumi! }8D

Is yoar shoulder orcray? VVater happened to it?

I CAN DO LUMI. I’M GOOD, IT PROBABLY WON’T EVER MOVE QUITE THE SAME, BUT IT’S OKAY. I GOT SHOT AT /:B IT WAS A WHILE AGO AND IT’S MOSTLY OKAY NOW, BUT IT’S STILL HEALING. SO WHAT KIND OF SHIT DO YOU GET UP TO?

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You don’t have proper treatment in yoar tideline? Beclams here vve have advanced medicine enough to be able to solve that!

I’m the Emperor of Nevv Alternia! I vvork to serve my people to the best of my abilities! VVater aboat you?

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@hemoskittish

If you prefer, you can call me Lumi! }8D

Is yoar shoulder orcray? VVater happened to it?

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pixieflix·:

bECAUSE NO ONE IS AROUND RIGHT NOW, i HAVE NO ONE TO FISTBUMP, sO i HAVE TO SETTLE WITH FISTPUMPING, wHICH IS SIMILAR TO BUMPING, bUT MORE LONELY,

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BIG NEWS in the world today

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@hemoskittish @wvioletgreaser

Shello! I’m His Imperious Luminescence! Nice to meelt you tvvo! }8]

Tolight I am enjoying just tide spent vvith my moivvhale, vve had fun competitively svvimming! 

VVater aboat you? Hovv is yoar night/day?

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growth isn’t always constant. relapses happen. it doesn’t erase all your success.