Cultured, Not Social

Two sassy fat bitches trying to make it out of D.C. and on to your dashboard.

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Well....it took us three goddamn years...

but we FINALLY have our mics! Isn’t that great? Guys? Hello?

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7!

Hello, lonely seven. I am the cultured one. We are sorry for getting your hopes up about our adventures and our possible awesome show. Shit's been going down personally. We thought back then was the best time to start this blog. Assuming that the podcast would not take that long to follow up. Again, we're sorry. We'll try harder next time.

Sinseeeerrrly, Ras.

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10!

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It's looking like our podcasting plans may get off the ground sooner rather than later!

It's quite possible that we could get some decent microphones before the summer's out.  And Ras and I have decided to do some type of a "test run" sometime soon....like soon, soon.....which is a start.  So this is looking pretty good!

-Ace

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Just cuz

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Ras and I went to the Reggie Watts show at the 9:30 Club tonight....It was a great show.  Opening act left a little to be desired, I think, but it felt like he was new to stand-up so no one was surprised or heckled him, which is good.  Reggie was amazing, of course.  Hilariously entertaining and the music bits were great too.  Only problem is that the management made Ras delete ALL of her pictures that she took with her camera.  Apparently, they have a rule against using certain types of cameras in the club.

So we were bummed about that.  I'm even more bummed because you have to see my shitty pictures and not see her godlike ones.  I took more pictures but apparently, if you breathe the wrong way while snapping a photo with my camera, it thinks you were on a roller coaster and makes everything all blurry and shit.  So these were the best ones out of my camera.  So there you go, kiddies.  A little update on the CNS crew.  Keep an eye out for that podcast coming out...........eventually. 

Later, guys!

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We have been slacking

Don't worry my super nice nine, we will be up and running soon.

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NINE!!!!

Thank you, Ced Rice!

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Happy Easter people!

Here, something pink and fluffy for you!

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V.I.C Get Silly

Allen's personal favorite

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Broke life plans

When I get my tax money later on this spring, I'm going to finally buy our mics. Then we can at least start to make some rough draft episodes.

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we still love you, don't worry.

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We need jobs!

Or else, we're just stuck here.

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Well SHE'S not watching the Oscars.......but I am...

So........

-Oscar Gutierrez

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I am not watching The Oscars.

Mean Girls was on first!

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8 followers!!

Slow and steady bitches, slow and steady...

Keep riding that rainbow wave, Gary. We'll catch up soon.

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The podcast isn't the only thing we're gonna have going on...

We're gonna have a short video thing going on.  We're gonna riff on music videos, Beavis and Butthead style! Except with.....you know......with actual intellect.  Isn't it always nice to hear nerds make fun of their betters?

-COWBELL (Man, I need a better sign-off)