suh dude

if u look up "garbage" in the dictionary, u'll find a pic of me

[cumberwubbed]

bro fuck it i was too scared to post these on snapchat cause i look like a fuckin idiot to anyone that doesnt know what dragon age is but nobody even knows i exist on here

[cumberwubbed]

i got kinda cute

[kuxco-deactivated20140828]

when someone asks you how you know all the zodiac signs in order

[cumberwubbed]

if anyone that follows me still uses this hell site, im kinda in need of kind words im having a really rough time rn and i would hella appreciate some anons (or not anon whatever)

[cumberwubbed]

weve been dating for almost a year and we met irl :D

[cumberwubbed]

just fucking kidding he broke up with me and i want to fucking die

[cumberwubbed]

weve been dating for almost a year and we met irl :D

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[xeppeli]

*finishes eating a ½ lb burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.

[badgerandsword-blog-deactivated]

i’ve been trying to read this for an hour with no luck

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

[spiritualsun]

I have never reblogged anything so fast

[cumberwubbed]

hi i still exist friends

[obeyev1l]

[straightboyfriend]

[finalfantasyvii]

[piglii]

[now-at-kotoko]

[happy-strength-blog]

😊

[collegiate-confession]

When participation counts for the group project grade and you know nothing about the topic

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled