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i love cumplane
A late birthday present for @primtheamazing <3
Scene from "What's your name again?" where sj and yqy are SO CUTE THEY MAKE ME MELT.
I’ve been obsessed with this idea since u first read the new SVSSS extra because it’s SO MESSY. (I know we don’t know how old SY is but I’m making the decision for the funniest outcome)
Fave cumplane AUs
Finding each other out before all the big novel plot points happen. Can you imagine just how bigger a crash out lbh would have lmaooo also rip mbj’s trust issues fr
Exes before transmigration rediscovering the Spark while in the middle of svsss’ bullshit. Shenanigans, misunderstandings, sqq’s harem drinking vinegar
The Most Unhinged Fourway Polycule™️
Lbh and mbj accept cumplane’s toxic queer platonic bullshit. They build compounds near each other (there is a connecting passageway)
Successfully running away in mushroom bodies. They find an isolated village and adopt a kid. Cue lbh and mbj losing their minds
Gaslight themselves into thinking their psychosexual relationship is for Survival. Just solid Bros helping each other out. Don’t mind the bodies strewn about
SY thinks he’s sqh’s sponsor/top donor. Sqh fully believes he has acquired a shy but prickly sugar daddy
Xianxia underworld Bigshot sqh x Sheltered young master sy turned traveling cultivator
Everyone Knows They’re Dating But Them™️
Are They Dating? Worse, They’re Idiots™️
Bingqiu but sqh is the accepted sidechick. Moshang but sqq is the accepted Concubine
“How DARE you bully MY emotional support punching bag?”
Lbh is sqh’s self-insert. Sqq finds out
Sqh smitten and horny over sy’s memory and critique of his—oh wait that’s canon
Did somebody say lesbian cumplane?
something really quick for the occasion, thank you for passing along this very important lore drop @carlosateaworm, @mikkeneko, @willowwispflame
Mobei Jun and Luo Binghe in PIDW have such homoerotic potential and they aren't even mentioned much together
But what we get is a loyal assassin and right hand man of the mad god who rules the world and it's dripping with queer coded homoerotic subtext
They probably have fantastic violent sex as well
And then SVSSS Mobei Jun sleeps through important meetings and complains about fighting and Luo Binghe is deeply tired by his nonsense and repeatedly begs him to stop saying words in his direction
Also SVSSS Mobei would absolutely be smug at PIDW Mobei. Why? He has a Qinghua! Does OG Mobei have a Qinghua? No! Why? Because he biffed it and killed his Qinghua! He doesn't even know how to properly hit a human without breaking them! Pathetic. What a loser!
And Bingmei is smug because he has the love of his Shizun and is the Best Housewife/Son ever! That imposter will never understand what it's like to truly be loved and fullfilled
Yet both of them suck at sex
The fact that the more emotionally fulfilling the relationship in SVSSS are the more shit they are at sex (at least at first) is really funny to me
Like I think if Cumplane got together it would be like something in their souls snapping together like magnets or puzzle pieces....but they might potentially kill each other with bad sex
can't get behind any take that cumplane would be together in a world that contains mbj and lbh. however im not sure how you could read svsss without concluding that they are soulmates - having died because of each other, crossed worlds, and found each other again. granted all of that happened in the stupidest way possible but it's there in the text! they are soulmates. they are soulmates.
I love him sooooo much
The man’s face is square and handsome, the slopes and planes of it as if he’s been painstakingly chiseled out of stone into a perfect statue, every flaw sanded away. Long, dark brown hair like a waterfall with traces of silver in it like more embroidery, and a crown fit for an emperor to complete the image of the unearthly, divine cultivator stepping down from the heavens to grace the mortals with his presence.
Except that he is staring at Shen Jiu with wide, devastated eyes, his face pale and stricken, and Shen Jiu doesn’t know why except that it’s bad.
"Riches" Chapter 1 by @primtheamazing is out!
chat how do we feel about a (very self-indulgent, probably a bit or more OOC) au of scumplane temporary amnesia where SJ wakes up not remembering a huge chunk of his memories He wakes up in Qian Cao peak with SQH laying next to his bedside, who abruptly wakes up once he notices SJ being conscious SJ, who only has a slight gist of who he is now, is obviously cautious. Though, SQH doesn't notice this because SJ is going along with the conversation. So all goes more or less smoothly for SJ's side, he decides to observe for now. But then days pass and SQH still fusses over him, gossips around him, treats him with no hidden ill intentions, knows a lot about him that he didn't even notice himself or bothered telling anyone. If there's one primary thing that confuses him more than anything, it's Shang Qinghua's unrestrained loyalty; his tendency to speak up for him when their fellow peak lords have yet another accusation, his consistent insistence of standing by his side even when everything is against him. Then, SJ notices more. SQH's things in his home, and his things in SQH's, their disciples not batting an eye when either one of them visits the other—as though it's a routine, the matching tassels they have that are clearly a work of SJ's hands, the way Shen Jiu's body doesn't even reject the act of SQH being so close. And most importantly, SQH calling him by "A-Jiu". Shen Jiu finally reached a conclusion after nights of spiraling. Of course, who else could SQH be if not his husband? Then Shen Jiu starts experimenting—reaching out for SQH's hands under the table, taking SQH out for meals, letting SQH ride on his sword otw to his peak, braiding SQH's hair when he visits And he's confirmed it. Because Sqh doesn't even so much as raise a brow. he gives him smiles, reciprocated touches, he braids his hair back, he even orders meals he thinks SJ would enjoy and he turns out to be right. And Shen Jiu? He's not entirely sure how to deal with all of this newfound knowledge. Still, he's found himself growing more fond of the An Ding peak lord, with or without the memories. He leaves early that morning to buy melon seeds for his endearing husband. Meanwhile, SQH is so confused why his snarky shixiong has been less snarky towards him lately but oh well, maybe it's the perks of being the villain's close friend.
Hii! I have a question☝️🤓 about your divorced cumplane cohabiting au.
Is your last installment in the series implying that aeroplane and cucumber were switched at birth in the hospital. Because i'm stupid I assumed it was like a cumplane have twins and the twins are BIngge and Bingmei. Which one is it? I REALLY love your au btw, your divorced cumplane is elite.
sorry yes i did a whole write up about this headcanon in the early days of my blog, placeholder where i'll hopefully find the link, where i was making my case that the most likely age difference between airplane and cucumber, pre transmigration, is negligible, so the funniest outcome then is that they were switched at birth
this au, with them having such relevant backstory, is the first where i feel like i can incorporate it as more than a weird throwaway element
binghe is an only child in this and hyperattached to cucumber, the only dad he knew until suddenly picking up this homeless pencil who is allergic to calling people anything but "bro". a bingge and bingmei Parent Trap au WOULD be suuuper funny tho, someone else absolutely should write that
so i'm super loving the idea that cumplane have each other to their houses when they're dating in high school (before the divorce) and their families immediately clock onto the fact that this other child looks more like what a child of this marriage might/has historically looked like than their child that brought home this other child to "meet the parents" (actually just an unfortunate consequence of being minors who live at home in said minors eyes).
and this causes Problems — airplane's parents divorce, final straw that breaks the camel's back style, and just. the frostiest most uncomfortable home life at the shen homestead, really pushes cucumber bro into wanting to move out the second he legally can, which exacerbate the whole The Problems that lead to single dad cucumber
meanwhile the children in question already knew they had the same birthday and, rather critically, see each other alongside both sets of parents, so it's just a matter of figuring out that they were also born at the same hospital within, say, an hour, and its easy to guess the switched at birth situation
binghe, meanwhile, actually looks like what an affair between members of these couples would look like, and is everyone's darling until he learns to talk (he is both his fathers' son after all)
cucumber sits with his feet in airplane's face just to bug him, scrolling on his phone
airplane: you're disgusting
cucumber: ooh new prairie song
airplane grabs cucumber's feet and moves them to his other shoulder so he can snoop: ooh no shit
cucumber: wait, you're caught up?
cucumber sits in airplane's lap. he reads faster than airplane, and kicks his shins every time he asks to slow down
cumplane dream!!! hahaha barely
so shen yuan is teaching his son luo binghe how to drive when he instructs him to pull over next to this unfortunate dressed in an ill fitting pencil costume, which would normally 1000% be something dad would avoid. dad has binghe throw on his hazards and then gets into the strangest argument with pencil man, whispering like lbh isn't right!!! there!!! (think shawn and gus from psych, my prototypical 'mostly amicable exes' template)
sy: what have you gotten yourself into this time, airplane?
image: shen yuan and binghe getting ready for some Event with the shen family, binghe doesn't want to go
sy: they've been good to you
lbh: they know nothing about me and they don't even try, they just show up and eat our food once a year and then go no contact again
sy: hey, they showed up, that's more than they ever did for me
lbh: ... so who was planning your birthday parties then?
sy: we should leave if we don't wanna be late
lbh: dad?!
sy: did binghe want to try driving? it's a little more dangerous at night, but that's also why you specifically have to practice
lbh: dad what the fuck
✈️, dragging lbh to a balcony somewhere: let me just take the boy out for some air
lbh, trying to rip his grandparents a new one: i'm not done lemme at em
[outside, door shut]
✈️: look, lil bro: those aren't just your shitty grandparents, those are your dad's employers
lbh: but—
✈️: not only that, but they're also his backup plan if shit hits the wall to keep you from being homeless
lbh: ....but that's the bare minimum
✈️: that's how your dad raised you. look at him, look at them, do you really think they all have the same values?
lbh: but they treat him like shit
✈️: from their perspective, he spent years talking shit about them, ruining their precious ~public image~, and then the second things got hard he came back begging for help. yes, they're gonna give him shit about it. he knew that when he signed up for it, but he puts up for it for you, because you're his priority. don't make it worse for him than it has to be.
lbh: 😢
✈️, awkward shoulder hugging: we'll all talk shit in the car, when it's safe to, okay?
if we're calling this the gilmore girls au, airplane is weirdly the kirk? always has a new hustle (he actually has a really nice day job and shen yuan isn't really charging him rent so he can focus on getting his shit paid, but also he gets bored easily and is a little content brained so he can't just start a hobby without trying to monetize it) that their extended social circle just kind of entertains as a novelty for a week or two before moving on, and he seems absolutely socially inept but also he's so ride or die that given the chance he uses all of his assorted skills from all his 'failed jobs' that he just, idk, throws together a whole night market for a weekend so the crew can frame up their work in a somewhat professional setting or something. he knows people.
sqq is of course our notorious unreliable narrator, but I want to give a shoutout to sqh for Also being a massive liar. I love that when sqq tells him his handle was Peerless Cucumber he's like "hm yeah I vaguely recognize that name" and then when we get to the Airplane extras, it's revealed that the whole reason he died was because he was too excited by the opportunity to piss Peerless Cucumber off and has since then been haunted by sexually charged nightmares of the guy