Eat Ass

Kristel Meth 22 Photographer Instagram: Kristellmeth

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

A time lapse of a cat through the day:

I relate so much to this…

[recaption]

[takesone2rogueone]

If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch

[takesone2rogueone]

Found the charger too

[takesone2rogueone]

And now we wait

[takesone2rogueone]

Oh honey

[takesone2rogueone]

HOLY FUCK

GUYS LOOK

HOLY FUCK

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

when history speaks from the realm of lost items

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[winterfellis]

[jkellemnop]

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[corsolanite]

[tan-antoni]

I never needed something so much

[loganmartintran]

[everyonesasleepinthehouse]

i was bored so i took random “selfies” with my camera and 90% turned out to look shitty or blurry so yeah, here’s the only one i can stand. i’ll do better next time, promise.

[tashhalouise]

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[memewhore]

[cunterparrts]

I remember the day I met you.. you were this cute girl that took my phone and added her number with multiple hearts. I sometimes question why I never put more effort into being better friends with you. Keep on smiling, you’re beautiful :)

Idk how long this has been here but please text me <3

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this