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lookateriberto

intercontinentalchampion

me: *listening to Phil Collins*

fbi man behind my webcam:

wordsnquotes

So please ask yourself: What would I do if I weren’t afraid? And then go do it.

Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead (via aureat)

arandomthot

sheabutterbitch

Meeeeeeeeee

lapt0pp

so i have trouble becoming fluent in another language (as many of us probably experience), but i found this app called HelloTalk where you can talk to native speakers! i know there are other apps like this but this one is THE BEST. you can have many different conversations with others (i’m talking to 10 people on the app rn). it’s so useful since it shows the correct grammar in the chat. check out this conversation i’ve been having with someone:

also you can send audio clips to practice speaking so it’s not just about reading/writing. i’m just so happy i get to use this quality app that helps me so much before i study abroad in france. definitely read more reviews and check it out here if you wanna practice another language!

lapt0pp

i see some people complaining about how they are getting creepy people on this app. you can go into your settings and only select certain age groups who are able to message you. for example, mine is ages 18-23. there’s also an option to only let the same gender message you. and you can also hide yourself from searches. if you want to find someone to talk to, use the search option to find someone in a certain region. these are just some ways to protect yourself from those creeps! and blocking them is also an alternative :)

bulbfighterr

i personally love this app. i’ve only gotten like maybe 2 people trying to flirt with me, but i’ve made some really close friends. helped me SO much with my spanish. i highly recommend it

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joshpeck

okay but where’s the link

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

midnite-wet-dreamz

livelegatolagrange-deactivated2

So there is a gay porn cinematic universe now?

cake-warrior

eat it, marvel

finehoney

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

finehoney

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

librarydvd

Reblog for love

anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

Yall: struggling to open your 3rd eye

Me: activates my 4th testicle

durbikins

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

durbikins

2:12am… going back for more olive

mens-rights-activia

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”