careful gromit, there are horny milfs in our area

Rowan, she/he/they, (no it prns), 27. eating ass. probably. free Palestine. I BLOCK PEOPLE UNDER 16!! buy me a ko-fi

[cuntstantinee]

here’s my new blog. just moved shit to where I can like and interact and follow.

general rules

don’t be a dick

PROSHIPPERS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT

no reposts unless you ask

it’s okay to make my art your pfp, just credit me

I’ll tag stuff like blood, nudity, violence, etc as “x trigger //”.

if you find stuff I like, PLEASE tag me in it, I love it when people do that

I DO NOT FOLLOW MINORS, NOR DO I FOLLOW AGELESS BLOGS.

OCxCanon truther, but I’m not a yume

incel / femcels do NOT interact

rp blogs MAY interact but please don't make threads on my posts

if you do ship art of real people, fuck off

I BLOCK ICONLESS BLOGS

D*NNY PH*NTOM BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT

pls tag scorpions and cats, they make me uncomfortable. (why cats?)

COMMISSIONS OPEN 0/5 strawpage in case you wanna leave a lil doodle :)

[cuntstantinee]

Sweet girl’s salivary gland is swollen (possibly infected) and she’s so miserable it’s making my heart ache for her.

[cuntstantinee]

when you hate your opp that bad (art trade pt 2 for @catbatliy )

[cuntstantinee]

Sometimes I remember my little brother went viral on tiktok (400k+ likes) for stuffing 83 grapes in his mouth

[cuntstantinee]

I was about to ask “why don’t people with the Jr title have it John Jr Smith” and then I realized I’m just fucking stupid

[minormalady]

[cuntstantinee]

Don’t be scared, show me your teeth.

inspired by this photo!

[cuntstantinee]

I am home which means I will be unreachable as I’ll be playing black flag

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[cuntstantinee]

another thing from Hellblazer I like is no matter how much John bitches, he’ll help out. Like that guy’s grandma who got stuck on the toilet and he had to crawl in the bathroom window to assist her

[cuntstantinee]

Y’all: What’s your life going like Rowan

Me: I SAW A DEAD BODY

Y’all: That sounds rough, Rowan. Are you going okay?

Me: NO I ESCAPED A FORMING TORNADO

[cuntstantinee]

I’m that mutual who’s constantly going through unexplainable/bizarre shit <3

[cuntstantinee]

oh. 😟

[cuntstantinee]

Don’t like that

[authoradhd]

Has the sky turned green?

[cuntstantinee]

No, but I’m sure if I were closer it would be. But I’m glad we got out of there

[cuntstantinee]

It just occurred to me: Europeans, have yall ever experienced a tornado or is this just a western thing

[authoradhd]

Here is a map of where tornados occur. The United States has the most occurrences of tornados followed by Canada.

[cuntstantinee]

Huh. You know what that’s a lot less than I would have thought

[cuntstantinee]

oh. 😟

[cuntstantinee]

Don’t like that

[cuntstantinee]

oh. 😟

[cuntstantinee]

It just occurred to me: Europeans, have yall ever experienced a tornado or is this just a western thing