careful gromit, there are horny milfs in our area

Rowan, she/he/they, (no it prns), 27. eating ass. probably. free Palestine. I BLOCK PEOPLE UNDER 16!! buy me a ko-fi

[cuntstantinee]

here’s my new blog. just moved shit to where I can like and interact and follow.

general rules

don’t be a dick

PROSHIPPERS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT

no reposts unless you ask

it’s okay to make my art your pfp, just credit me

I’ll tag stuff like blood, nudity, violence, etc as “x trigger //”.

if you find stuff I like, PLEASE tag me in it, I love it when people do that

I DO NOT FOLLOW MINORS, NOR DO I FOLLOW AGELESS BLOGS.

OCxCanon truther, but I’m not a yume

incel / femcels do NOT interact

rp blogs MAY interact but please don't make threads on my posts

if you do ship art of real people, fuck off

I BLOCK ICONLESS BLOGS

pls tag scorpions and cats, they make me uncomfortable. (why cats?)

COMMISSIONS OPEN 1/3 strawpage in case you wanna leave a lil doodle :)

[cuntstantinee]

i want to find an excuse to use the "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" meme on john but i cant think of anything

[almr001]

Edward Kenway from AC Black Flag :p

[its-a-seikret]

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

[cuntstantinee]

I want a penis

[cuntstantinee]

If I had the parts, I’d piss on a cybertruck

[depsidase]

[cuntstantinee]

I can’t fucking believe I have to give an ai my name to call someone I feel so gross

[cuntstantinee]

Hearing it repeat my name to me is a level of spine chilling that no horror movie could replicate

[cuntstantinee]

“Hi this is. _____ ai!”

Suck my cock

[cuntstantinee]

I can’t fucking believe I have to give an ai my name to call someone I feel so gross

[wornoutmetaphor]

always remember your comic mutual is going through hell at any point ever

[op-la]

inspired by peter steele's playgirl cover

[cannibalisticzz]

I saw this in the official ac twt, and I love it so much I keep thinking about it

[cuntstantinee]

Meet Layla Russell, Rory and John’s accidental kid. As I posted before, werehyena pups aren’t a super common occurrence, but they do happen if the mother isn’t super careful. Not to mention, sleeping with magic users drastically increase the chances of the offspring being born a werehyena.

As drawn above, Layla was born with some of the characteristics of a hyena: small tail, pointed ears, and talons on her hands and feet. She relies on breastfeeding for the first 18 months before developing her teeth (juvenile) within less than a month and starting to eat meat. Cubs eat as much meat as a fully grown wolf, and adults eat four times as much (if in the wild). They have to be housebroken before being potty trained, as their hyena instincts are much stronger being naturally born.

Layla is sweet and affectionate with Rory, but VERY mistrustful with John, who reciprocates the same feelings. She takes Rory’s last name (which is for the better) and spends most of her time with her mother. As much as John wants to love and care for her, he has to distance himself for the child’s safety. She is a Constantine, after all.

[cuntstantinee]

I think it would be extra traumatizing for John if he found out about Rory’s death by finding her severed head (beast or otherwise) at whatever killed her’s lair

[cuntstantinee]

Drawing babies is so fun bc I don’t have to do sharp angles. They’re all soft lil dough balls <3

[cuntstantinee]

Kurt Wagner tail fucking