Cupcake Erotica

Mel Eversparkle and Beckory bring you a blog of baked goods, matching costumes and adorability. All photographs are of us or our baking unless otherwise specified.

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We arrrrrrr fabulous pirates! Photos by Alysander De Djinn Photography.

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What do you do when you have a marine biologist boyf who doesn’t like to eat fish? Make fish cupcakes for his birthday!

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Mel made fishies.

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Hey followers!

If you know Mel, she's now got her own personal tumblr called polyglittery, which will probably have less baking, more ranting, and many reblogs from this tumblr. Feel free to follow!

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When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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Choc-chip cookie beret!

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Makoto is taking none of your misogynistic bullshit.

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That last gif is what I fantasize about when I experience street harassment.

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I'm just saying.

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Mel is a mermaid and you should come to the Pirate Tavern and Market if you're in Melbourne! It's on the 14th of September at the Bull and Bear Tavern.

Photo by Alysander de Djinn Photography

Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1466806023558777/?fref=ts

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FAIRYBREAD

WELL LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS WELCOME TO THE AUSTRALIAN EDITION OF FUCKINGRECIPES DOT TUMBLR DOT COM

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU PANSY-ASS NON-AUSTRALIANS HAVEN’T HAD THE BADASS PRIVILEGE OF EATING CERTAIN FOODS CREATED IN THIS SWELTERING HELLHOLE OF A COUNTRY YOU CALL AUSTRALIA AND I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO FIX THAT

FEEL FUCKING BLESSED

I THOUGHT I’D START YOU OFF SIMPLE WITH SOME MOTHERFUCKING FAIRYBREAD SO THAT I DON’T CONFUSE YOU TOO MUCH

DON’T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU FAIRYBREAD IS FUCKING METAL

FIRST GRAB YOUR MUTATED KANGAROO STEED AND RIDE THAT CRIME AGAINST NATURE DOWN TO THE LOCAL TRADING OUTPOST SO YOU CAN SWEET-TALK THE CASHIER WHILE GETTING YOUR FUCKING INGREDIENTS

YOU WILL NEED:

BREAD - OF THE CHEAP-ASS WHITE SLICED VARIETY SINCE WE’RE BEING TRADITIONAL HERE

SPRINKLES - SINCE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE DON’T HAVE FUCKING HUNDREDS-AND-THOUSANDS YOU’RE GONNA NEED TO GRAB SOME THAT LOOK LIKE THE FOLLOWING PICTURE

NO NEGOTIATION THEY LOOK LIKE THAT OR YOU DON’T MAKE FAIRYBREAD

YOU WILL ALSO NEED ENOUGH BUTTER TO CREATE A MEDIUM TO LARGE SCULPTURE OF YOUR BADASS SELF CONQUERING THE BLOODTHIRSTY HORDES OF YOUR ENEMIES

NOW LISTEN UP AND WIPE THE CROCODILE BLOOD FROM YOUR HANDS THIS IS WHERE IT GETS COMPLICATED

FIRST SLAP SOME BUTTER ONTO THAT BREAD LIKE YOU’RE SPREADING THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES MAKE IT NICE AND THICK THIS IS A NECESSITY

NEXT BACKFLIP ONTO THE BENCH WHILE HOLDING BACK THE TIDES OF RAVENOUS WILDLIFE INDUBITABLY DRAWN FORTH BY YOUR CARELESS SPREADING OF BUTTER AND POUR SOME OF THAT RAINBOW SPRINKLE GOODNESS ONTO YOUR BUTTERED BREAD

THE GOAL IS TO HAVE HALF ON THE BREAD AND HALF ON THE FLOOR YOU NEED TO FEED THE DROPBEARS SOMETHING BEFORE THEY DISEMBOWEL THE TOURISTS AGAIN

NOW PULL OUT YOUR AUTHENTIC CROCODILE DUNDEE COLLECTORS KNIFE AND HACK THAT BREAD INTO FUCKING DAINTY LITTLE TRIANGLES BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY YOU EAT FAIRYBREAD

IF YOU FOLLOWED THESE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS PROPERLY THEN YOUR FAIRYBREAD SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS NOW DRAG YOUR BADASS SELF OUTSIDE AND WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES YOU’RE GOING TO NEED THE STRENGTH FOR THE NEXT FUCKING RECIPE I THROW AT YOU

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In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!

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I am SO EXCITED for this new animation!

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CANNOT. STOP. SCREAMING.

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As if this wasn't my favouritest anime ever already! From Sailor Moon R- Episode 76.

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Words cannot express how much I need these shoes. So glad there's flats. http://www.shoebakery.com/

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Made this for a friend who doesn't understand how purdy she is, but really, I think everyone needs a pie chart like this sometimes.

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Gingerbread cupcakes with lemony icing. I love how trendy cute cupcake cups are right now; even my local junk shop has them!

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A kind of bad photo of Beckory's lemon meringue time vortex cupcakes!