Cupcakes 'n Simone

compulsively obsessed with avoiding statistics, avidly quoting llamas with hats, charlie the unicorn and mean girls. permanent state of being a student - hey i'm simone.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[victorious]

[bruceewayne-moved]

if you’re white. being,,,not straight ,,does not give you a “poc card”. i think a lot of you think it does. like being ,,not straight,,does not mean you can seperate yourself from other white people.

[bruceewayne-moved]

@appuzzoclay nicely said

[bruceewayne-moved]

white people. you can reblog this. especially if you’re not straight.

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[florencewelchislife]

Sky Full of Song

Hold me down i’m so tired now

[favoritelatina]

The only Selena we acknowledge

[earthsigndyke-remade-deactivate]

life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die

[exoergic]

[ouijasexting]

im fucking crYIN G omfg

[corrwill]

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂😂

[vampirehowl]

odysseus: gee i would like to get home to my wife in a timely fashion

poseidon:

[wwwhhathehill]

to my mother,

I wish I could heal you in all the places that you are hurt.

[dubiousruffian]

I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks

[friendly-mutant-deactivated2021]

Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Images taken by the International Space Station

images here

[frikiskrew]

[cotton-gravy]

Well…that was unspeakably horrifying. I’m never eating pudding again.

[isiyamor]

[satisfxction]

this is the hottest vine I’ve ever seen

[androgynous--being]

THIS VINE MADE ME REALIZE I WAS SO GAY WTF tb to vine

[babexgoals]

omfg