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Very pretty pony -$400.

Very gentle, 10 year old , 34" mini pony that rides and pulls cart

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grd/4696463227.html

my chicken need a foster home (new orleans)

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grd/4660394824.html

"u need room for them to free range, not pen up all the time. i have their night sleeping cages that go w/ them (4) cages. 7 laying hens, 2 pullets, roosters, DONT TEXT OR EMAIL ME !!!!"

You pooped yourself at work - w4m - 24 (Mandeville )

"Are you ever coming back to the office? I think we have all been in your shoes at some point. It happened to me at the fair when I was a teenager. I know you are humiliated but I miss seeing you. I think you are a really good guy and you shouldn't have to hide anymore. I have always had a crush on you ever since your first day. Even after everything that happened I am still very attracted to you."

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/mis/4577730207.html

pigs with & without balls - $75 (bush,la)

"Pigs born 6-26-14, if you need a breeder pig { with balls } let me know . I have one left, Also have 12 more for sale 8 weeks old eating anything , whole corn ,pellets, 17% powder, and Cracked corn."

#balls

More strange missed connections:

"I was having a bad day. I ate some terrible hot dogs while on bourbon and they really got my tummy upset. So, there I was, in the French Market when suddenly my bowels erupted into a symphony of flatulence. I rushed into the restroom only to discover the cutest pair of red ballet style flats I have ever seen. Between those flats and your leggings I couldn't help but brush my feet over your feet from my stall. I could tell you were surprised that my foot ventured into your private space, but after a couple minutes you seemed to warm up to the idea of playing footsie with me. We rubbed feet together until you completed your deposit and left suddenly with a trail of toilet paper clinging to your heel. Respond with the type of shoes I was wearing and your pic gets mine."

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/mis/4633550417.html

#missed connections

Uncle Bob Feldman wants to hire YOU.

“LOOKING FOR A GAY FRIENDLY, MALE GRAD STUDENT OR RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADUATE TO WRITE LETTERS AND PERFORM PARALEGAL DUTIES.

YOU WOULD REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF A SMALL NEW ORLEANS FIRM. DUTIES WILL INCLUDE HELPING SET UP AN LLC, RESEARCHING LEGAL ISSUES AND WRITING LETTERS. COMPENSATION IS NEGOTIABLE. I WANT TO PAY AN ADEQUATE HOURLY WAGE TO MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. ! PLEASE SEND ME A BRIEF RESUME’, PICTURE, & A COUPLE OF REFERENCES. I WILL EMAIL OR CALL YOU FOR AN INTERVIEW. UNCLE BOB FELDMAN”

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/lgl/4629633203.html

He also has a linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/robert-feldman/6b/569/521 (He purports to be an astrophysicist!)

#jobs

Spotted uptown.

#revenge #oops

Via tipster

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/fuo/4590480997.html

"It's a good chair."

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/fuo/4595306677.html

"WWE Wrestlemania XXX Official Chair - $225 - Cash. Perfect gift for a WWE fan. Great for WWE themed room."

I can only imagine the horrors of a WWE-themed room.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grd/4620354756.html

"I have for sale one pair of Sid Taylor Game Fowl. The stag is a grey belly pure Sid Taylor and is molting right now, the hen is black pure Sid Taylor. This bloodline is very game. Asking 50 for the stag and 65 for the pair. I also have pumpkin Hulsey chicks for sale."

From wikipedia: American gamefowl is a breed of poultry once bred for cockfighting. They played a significant role in American history as they were bred, fought, and raised by many famous political leaders. As Abraham Lincoln used to be a cockfighting referee, the breed indirectly influenced his nickname "honest Abe."

Hmmmmmm

Vintage mardi gras costumes for sale.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/clo/4581277986.html

#mardigras

ARE YOU MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS??

Have you or someone you know gave birth to a girl on August 3, 1981 in New Orleans, Louisiana at Tulane University and gave her up for adoption at Volunteers of America?? "At the time of her birth, documents state (from what I remember) the mother had a 3 year old son. She was a nurse I believe. She took hormone pills and her grandmother was Creole.The father was a black belt in karate. This girl, (me), is now 32 years old. I do not hold any anger for being adopted. I would simply love to just know who my real parents are. If you know of any information, please contact me asap. Thank you and God bless. :-)"

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/laf/4607866169.html

More interesting that funny, but I hope she finds what she's looking for.

#notcynical

TV show looking YOUNG PRACTICING or SOON TO BE LAWYERS

I really hope this is real.

"YOUNG, SEXY, FASHIONABLE ATTORNEYS IN THEIR 20s & 30s Do you have a law degree but you're also fabulous and fashionable? Do you have an amazing group of young lawyer friends who are practicing law, too, or just starting their new lives in a demanding career? A major TV production company is casting lawyers in their 20's and 30's with BIG personalities to be part of a new series about lawyers living in New Orleans. If you've recently passed the bar and are wondering what's next, we want to hear from you, too! If you're a lawyer with an outgoing personality and an active social life, please introduce yourself to us by sending an email with your name, a photo, contact info (please include a phone number!!) and why you think you should be part of a show about young lawyers who work hard and play hard. Now that you've earned your law degree it's time to show the world what you got! Thank you and we look forward to hearing your story!"

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/lgl/4614551140.html

Metal "draws"

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/tls/4606741246.html

For those of you who maybe just read over that without noticing, it should be "drawers."

#snobbing

SLIGHTLY DAMAGED BLACK CASKET. PICTURES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PERFECT IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN

Not sure why this was posted in farm + garden. Maybe because of that "earth to earth" businesses

Peahens - come and catch 'em

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grd/4606643124.html

#fowl

Offering from Delgado's non-credit fall course catalog. Please note that there are TWO levels of ghost hunting classes offered.

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