kill your darlings

Hey, I'm Sam and I have a really intense passion for sleep,, 28 they/them/theirs,,

[adonischildsupportcase]

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[thetasteofbadblood]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[kosmogrl]

well let’s see if I care

[kosmogrl]

I DO

[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[insecuregodcomplex]

[395nm]

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.