I really need to learn how to say no. I actually don't want to pet sit. But I am booked for the next 2 weeks...
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The Bowery Presents
almost home
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
Mike Driver
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
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if i look back, i am lost

Kiana Khansmith

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@curiousslxt
I really need to learn how to say no. I actually don't want to pet sit. But I am booked for the next 2 weeks...
Game night
We are halfway through the year so I thought I would share a little list of all the things I've done/ said this year that have pissed off at least 1 man.
Wore heels to a man's house, he claimed he was 5'8 and I think he was more upset we were the same height and it would be generous to say I am 5'5 in heels.
Said I was "pro-choice" and then said "if I can't legally get an abortion I'm buying a gun, about to make this the saddest bogo deal"
Told a dude I like bass players and when he said he was better because he could play the guitar, and that it's infinitely harder... I asked if he wanted to see how many guys on tinder can also play guitar.
I showed up sunburned and made a joke that my Irish genes were beating tf out of my Italian ones this year (I thought this was significantly funnier than he did)
Corrected a bigots grammar on hinge 🤷🏻♀️ sorry but you have to pick a struggle.
Went to see a movie without asking a guy I had 1 okayish date with if he wanted to come.
Told a man I enjoy being able to tell a man to "shut the fuck up" -- he didn't think this was last like behavior and if I ever decided to give a 'real man' a chance I would see that.
Can't wait to see what else I can do by the end of the year.
My place
Barbara Learns to Clean her Goddess's Shoes
Don’t you dare complain, you told me you wanted to be a cum rag, so be a cum rag, clean my mess up, it’s your fault I made it in the first place, do a good job and I’ll let you clean off my cock as well, that’s a good girl
Being violated and they force you to thank them. They tell you to say it’s the best sex you’ve ever had. They tell you if you act ungrateful, that must mean you just haven’t had enough yet.
I love degradation and denial. Being told you don’t deserve more than their fingers in you. You don’t deserve more than to hump their leg like a desperate animal. You’re such a worthless little slut, you should be thankful for anything they deign to give you. They make you beg for the littlest touches, and punish you if you don’t act grateful for every little bit of attention they give you.