˗ˏˋ winnie ˊˎ-

i'm just a sleep deprived bisexual

[plantcore-posterboy]

Any person who reblogs this will get a nickname in their ask box.

[atomic-rena]

:0

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

yeehaw

[thedeepdarktrashpile]

K then

[dirt-e-goblin]

hey if you’re having a shit day remember that my dad texted me this out of the blue and it literally made my week

[27-umbrellas]

Klaus: as your best friend

Diego: Patch is my best friend

Klaus: …..

Klaus: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

[valtsv]

owning a cat makes you immune to demons

[valtsv]

evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously*

me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3

[valtsv]

me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen with me while i’m fetching glass of water at 3am*

me, sleepy and unafraid: i’m not letting you out yet you bastard, go back to bed

the yellow-eyed demon that stalks me in the dark: *whispering* damn it

[lessphil-deactivated20220630]

Phannies in 2018: lol this new insta story is nice! Can’t wait for next weeks video

Phannies In 2019:

[bakwaaas]

do you ever just wanna hold someone so so tight and make them feel okay and heal all the pain and hurt in their heart, fill them up with so much love and make sure they never feel sad or broken again

[allbusybees]

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

[authenticaussie]

Soulmate AU: “maybe I don’t have a soulmate ):”

Me, shovelling popcorn in my mouth: oHOHOHO

[ororomunroe-archive]

in movies:

[thebootydiaries]

person: *sees blood stain*

person: *touches it*

person:

person:

person:

person: blood

[babelady]

i broke my fucking thumb trying to crack that one fucking knuckle that just wouldn’t fucking crack what a wonderful way to end 2015

[nuclearpiss]

This post came up after yours. I’m so sorry for laughing

[babelady]

why do bad things happen to good people

[artofthephan]

conspiracy theory: phil made black merch so he can force dan to wear it

[gui1ttripping]

Happy birthday Gee!! 🖤

From the basement….

To becoming the savior of the broken, beaten, and the damned….

To inspiring the youth to rebel against a classist society….

To your solo career…..

To fulfilling your comic book dreams✨✨✨

Happy 42nd!

[petiitelavande]

Plot twist: the real reason the gaming channel is on hiatus is because they still haven’t sound proofed the room. Phil’s been trying for 4 months to put the foam up on the walls but keeps knocking it over with his ass

[felderwin]

I adore that Diego’s entire character is “I fight CRIME. I have KNIVES. I love my MOM.”

[bebidocrimes]

the new dora movie sounds wild

[ball-deep]

bend over like a good lil girl and take this emotionally stable relationship with a man who cares for you and has a healthy romantic mindset

[dearrlisandra]

Must b fuckin nice

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

My mom is a literal saint

[mushysuggestion]

i just wanna make u so happy it outweighs all the sadness you’ve ever felt