one of them queers

call me z cw: i’m the most beautiful count, revamp, rearranged, wicked game, love never sets

[bnprm]

what i love about pond is he is physically incapable of looking at phuwin in any way other than “i want to be with you for the rest of my life” with the gayest expression ever.

[bnprm]

so it happened again.

[bnprm]

another one thank you!

[bnprm]

what i love about pond is he is physically incapable of looking at phuwin in any way other than “i want to be with you for the rest of my life” with the gayest expression ever.

[bnprm]

so it happened again.

[frandrawsalot]

dip and pip core ⛓️🐻🖤🦋🍀🩵

[bnprm]

what i love about pond is he is physically incapable of looking at phuwin in any way other than “i want to be with you for the rest of my life” with the gayest expression ever.

[bnprm]

so it happened again.

[illmakeuhowell]

if you've ever been into this video you might want to be online tomorrow

[sexynugget]

dnp: we're not gonna talk about our sex life

phannies: okay

dnp: no details no positions no nothing

phannie: i do prefer that actually

dnp: so pls pls PLEASE remember...

phannie: absolutely

dnp:...that we do fuck each other though

phannie: wait what

dnp: i need you to think about it every 5 minutes, that we fuck collaboratively

phannie: ummmm

dnp: we have VAGUE UNSPECIFIED BUT STILL VERY GAY SEX

phannie: i thought we were agreeing to pretend yall are practically celibate for the sake of privacy-

dnp: SEX SEX SE X SE X SEXNSEX SEX SEX

[antiadvil]

They’re not couple vlogging. They’re just a couple who vlog! Just because they were on an anniversary date and heavily implied they had sex after taking several shots of garlic drinks in a vampire themed bar does NOT mean it’s a couple vlog, I hate demon phannies 🙄

[fryday]

this is possibly The Perfect first video to welcome in the vibes of the new era - meaning to say, it was chaotic as fuck? it was silly and casual and vloggy and chatty. it was also weirdly high production with the studio setup, the dedicated narrator dnp sections, the editing, the RECRUITMENT OF A RAT??? nordvpn (the real third in their relationship) mentioned, in a spon segment that utilised an entire green screen and yet somehow felt MORE chaotic and insane than usual. they got into a million typical dnp Situations - accidentally ordering champagne because they were too awkward to say no, getting upgraded to the cupid's pod by phannie london eye employees. and then they got so DRUNK (???!!!) that they physically couldn't film anymore. oh yeah and we ended the video on a "finding a new partner" joke too. hello new era

[aiden-and-abetting]

“this shit can’t phase me” yes it can. It very much so can. Idk bout y’all but I’m feeling extremely phased.

[diphowell]

protective

[danrifics]

i would not wish the fate of your rpf ship being canon on anyone actually. this is hell, i can’t breathe, i can’t do anything without them reminding me…

you think you want this but you don’t. you don’t want it.

[fryday]

THEY'RE CUTE

[themostfuniveverhad]

we are real best friends. companions through life. like, actual soulmates.

[sexynugget]

the fact they were planning everything while filming the date night videos makes it SO much funnier

"and we'll name the podcast 'hard launch' yeah that'll be so funny-oh, wait, hang on-YOU CAN TOTALLY PLAY THIS DATE NIGHT GAME FOR COUPLES WITH YOUR PLATONIC BESTIE-anyways we'll obviously have pj and sophie set the bed on fire"

[blasphannie]

not to be a demon phannie but they say I love you to each other and stuff

[amid-fandoms]

"who said i love you first"

and then i was shot 57 times

[pseudophan]