At Your Service

"A novelist can’t be without a kimono and pen!" “We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.”

[kawaiikell-deactivated20241121]

"I don’t think words can express your beauty" - Sleeping With Sirens

do not remove text/repost/steal

[w-iz-deactivated20180208]

[coral]

vertical/personal/love♥

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[kryptonians]

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

[inactive49282]

ive decided to convert to canadianism

[chicken-nuggets-galore]

Do twins have the same sized dick?

[hey-doesnt-he-rap]

now we’re asking the real questions

[dejacoendou-deactivated20161110]

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

[eausofine]

so my mom borrowed my laptop

and when she gave it back, this was her search history

[louiswilliams-deactivated201501]

is it bad im screaming or

[calzonekestis]

This made me laugh.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[thefuuuucomics]

HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!

[tawkwardturtle-deactivated20210]

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before and certain I should reblog it again

[jayseus]

[cursecontinues]

fan girls

[jerkenglish]

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

[jonqdaes]

— Wu Yi Fan

[codenamebitchnextdoor-deactivat]

In a Korean drama, no matter how rich the boy, or poor the girl (or vice versa) EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FUCKING PHONE.

[neosoul88]

That is the power of Samsung

[pranapherox]

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[millioninvisible]