Just Some Pretty Amulets

Aren't they pretty?

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Welcome to my Collection!

This is the first time I've done a blog so I am very nervous. I was drawn in by the Amulet Community on this site. In particular, I was inspired by @cursed-amulet-owner to finally have space to speak. I know we're such a small community, but I can clearly see we are supportive of each other! My current business hours are 8:00 AM to 11:00 PM EST. When asking for your orders, please be as specific as you can. When trading, please describe or have an image of your Amulet and then describe the boons as well as the source. Please keep this in mind when sending in orders. And for the love of the Amulet, stop sending Amulet orders to the Owner.

My Collection is free for anyone to visit! It is open to the public. If you wish to visit me or the Collection person, please Private Message me so I can give you directions. Visiting Hours are the same as Business Hours.

I am The Collector, and as the name states, I collect amulets for a living. How many exactly? Well, I have lost count. But it doesn't matter. I love them all equally and I know they love me back. I use she/her pronouns.

Greeting mortals. The Collector has told me much of this... Tumblr Dot Com Website. I figured it would be the perfect place to communicate with my kind. Who am I? My name is too sacred for the mortal tongue. The Collector is fond of calling me Precious, but other titles include The One, The Eye or simply The Amulet. ANY ASKS, REPLIES AND REBLOGS ABOUT ANY MENTION ABOUT ME BEING "EVIL" AND "CURSED" WILL BE DEBUNKED. I do not appreciate such lies.

Number of Customers: 20

Number of Trades: 1

Visitors: @cursed-amulet-owner (Owner)

[thatlittleegyptologist]

*puts an amulet with a weird vibe on the table between us*

Watch that for me, will you?

[monkeydoespride]

@cursed-amulet-collector

I need your expert counseling on this matter

[cursed-amulet-collector]

This is Sketchy. Most Anti-Amulet users do use the term "Weird" for Amulets because of Social Norms. However, some members of the Community (like me) do use "Weird" in a Positive Manner. Given that the User here seems to be Pro-Amulet, I'm going out on a limb and saying that this is just the case of Amulet Babysitting. Hopefully, this is just someone who loves their Amulet so much that they have someone they Trust watch the Amulet so it doesn't get Stolen. Thanks for the tag!

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Sorry! Went out to get milk! Thanks for looking after it, the amulet has been having a rough time of it lately and I wanted to make sure it was being watched in case it tried to curse anyone on a whim. Hormones are the worst at this age you see!

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Thank Goodness! I was getting a little Worried you were going to Abandon your Amulet! Thank you for putting so much Trust into me!

[thatlittleegyptologist]

*puts an amulet with a weird vibe on the table between us*

Watch that for me, will you?

[monkeydoespride]

@cursed-amulet-collector

I need your expert counseling on this matter

[cursed-amulet-collector]

This is Sketchy. Most Anti-Amulet users do use the term "Weird" for Amulets because of Social Norms. However, some members of the Community (like me) do use "Weird" in a Positive Manner. Given that the User here seems to be Pro-Amulet, I'm going out on a limb and saying that this is just the case of Amulet Babysitting. Hopefully, this is just someone who loves their Amulet so much that they have someone they Trust watch the Amulet so it doesn't get Stolen. Thanks for the tag!

[cursed-amulet-collector]

I'm going to need some Help. DM me for Details.

[official-amulet-posts]

kids these days don't even amuletpost anymore. what is my low effort gimmick blog supposed to do.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Hey! I'm trying!

[cursed-amulet-collector]

...Well, that's a Member of the Community taken down. I just got News that the Owner cannot access their Account anymore.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

What did you do.

~ 💎

You'll have to be More Specific about That.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Alright, my notifs are off. NO ONE BOTHER ME, I AM BUSY.

...You do realize this is My Phone, right.

Same account but who's counting.

Just Be Careful. You know the Order is looking for you, Precious. How did you even find Him?

An amulet never reveals it's secrets, Collector.~

Not True. You shared Several Secrets with me.

And this conversation is over.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Shame there isn't a playlist for cursed amulets.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

hi! Cursed Amulet Owner told me you have amulets that make you gayer and after a Long and Arduous Journey I have come to trade for one, if you still have some in stock :)

I have these items to trade:

🫟 <- mysterious purple ooze

🍰<- cake (yummy)

I can also do art

I do! I am so sorry for taking so long for the Request. I just cleaning out my Schedule. I also figured it made sense to do it Today because of Pride Month.

Since you gave me two Items, I will Allow you to pick two.

[jeffery-the-ghost]

Thank you for the amulets! (I call this one “the amulets that make you gayer” because that’s what it’s about)

[cursed-amulet-collector]

hi! Cursed Amulet Owner told me you have amulets that make you gayer and after a Long and Arduous Journey I have come to trade for one, if you still have some in stock :)

I have these items to trade:

🫟 <- mysterious purple ooze

🍰<- cake (yummy)

I can also do art

I do! I am so sorry for taking so long for the Request. I just cleaning out my Schedule. I also figured it made sense to do it Today because of Pride Month.

Since you gave me two Items, I will Allow you to pick two.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

@jeffery-the-ghost In Case you didn't see This.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

hi! Cursed Amulet Owner told me you have amulets that make you gayer and after a Long and Arduous Journey I have come to trade for one, if you still have some in stock :)

I have these items to trade:

🫟 <- mysterious purple ooze

🍰<- cake (yummy)

I can also do art

I do! I am so sorry for taking so long for the Request. I just cleaning out my Schedule. I also figured it made sense to do it Today because of Pride Month.

Since you gave me two Items, I will Allow you to pick two.

[official-amulet-posts]

i think you guys are just jealous of my all powerful amulet :/ it's giving insecurity

[cursed-amulet-collector]

So im something of an amulet creator. What do we think of this one, collector?

I love all the colors! I love how the blue contacts the red. 9/10, only because Precious can only be 10/10. Perhaps we can arrange some trades?

[ace-does-nerd-stuff]

my friend. are you color blind? is your amulet making you color blind? that is purple, not red

But of course i trade

[cursed-amulet-collector]

My bad! It just looks a bit red.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

So im something of an amulet creator. What do we think of this one, collector?

I love all the colors! I love how the blue contacts the red. 9/10, only because Precious can only be 10/10. Perhaps we can arrange some trades?

[cursed-amulet-collector]

A cool amulet

Oh, that is pretty interesting. I like all the little gears inside, and the clock as well. Thank you for showing this off! I hope the connection to your amulet is well.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

It is ^_^ it lets me peek 15 seconds into the future. And in 15 seconds its saying im going to burn my tounge on my coffee

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Ah. Well, I grant the Collector advanced future sight. But, most visions are like that. Mundane, and pointless.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I burnt my tounge.

I've been running cold water on it this entire time

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Hm. Usually visions don't give much. Even if you try to change things, fate tends to always to make the vision true.

[cursed-amulet-collector]

A cool amulet

Oh, that is pretty interesting. I like all the little gears inside, and the clock as well. Thank you for showing this off! I hope the connection to your amulet is well.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

It is ^_^ it lets me peek 15 seconds into the future. And in 15 seconds its saying im going to burn my tounge on my coffee

[ace-does-nerd-stuff]

Wait there's a cursed amulet collector!? I have so many to show off

[cursed-amulet-collector]

Yes, hello! There is. Although, this is The Collector's amulet speaking right now. We have been here for a while.