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@official-amulet-posts
the amulet told me to make this gimmick blog
tag me in amulet posts to your heart's desire
must note that a post doesn't need to directly mention an amulet to be an amulet post. it just needs to be an amulet in spirit. you will know when you see it. it will speak to you
every time i think about getting back into doing art more seriously as a job i am inevitably led back to the devils question of "do i need to rejoin twitter?" and let me say that is not a fun prospect to be contemplating. it feels like making a bargain with dark forces. twitter is the evil amulet and not even in a sexy way.
official amulet post
i think you guys are just jealous of my all powerful amulet :/ it's giving insecurity
Sick of being surrounded by all these chuds saying shit like "nooo don't listen to the amulet" "don't let the amulet sway your actions" fuck off
official amulet post
give me another amulet im not driving
Wait im meant to forgo the amulets when i drive?
driving under the influence of the amulet is worse than six beers
official amulet post
listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull
you’ are biased against my skull
i’m not having this argument again man
unofficial amulet post
Yeah I know that the amulet is cursed but by the nature of it being cursed I also can’t get rid of it. Gets back in my pocket somehow after I throw it into the ocean again. You understand.
Oh no yeah I’m completely corrupted by this thing. Being self aware about it doesn’t really stop the process. I mean you spend your whole life thinking “surely I wouldn’t be corrupted by the amulet” and then the next thing you know you’re undead and eating souls to keep living. What? Oh yeah I just died like last week. My flesh probably won’t start rotting off my bones for a few years yet.
Anyways this has been a nice chat. It gets lonely in here only talking to the amulet. Well, I’m gonna consume your immortal soul now.
Oh, quick note. If my happenstance you survive my second boss phase and kill me, don’t put the amulet in your pocket. I mean unless you wanna take over this tower. The amulet always brings you back to the tower eventually. And like I said, being self aware about the corruption doesn’t really stop it.
Anyways I’m getting hungry. Time for you to die or whatever.
Do I feel bad about this? I mean, not really? I can’t stop doing it. God knows I tried. And if I can’t stop doing it, what’s the point of feeling bad? Who does that help?
If you’re about to try to appeal to my humanity or something it won’t work. It never does. Also if you keep trying to delay this eventually you’re gonna find yourself talking to the amulet and not me and the amulet is far less polite about all of this than I am.
I mean you still have your free will. More than I do anyways, and you chose to come in here to try to destroy the amulet. You probably think you’re immune to doing evil things to keep surviving. I thought I was too, but look at me now. A lich. Floating around an old tower. It was quite a process to become a lich you know. I had to do some pretty fucked up things to get this gig.
It’s not all bad though, once you get used to it. Once you decide to stop feeling bad about being hungry for souls and the irresistible desire for immortality you discover that you have a lot of time on your hands. I’ve gotten a lot of reading done recently and torturing adventurers can be pretty fun once you get used to it.
Stop struggling against those chains. What’s that? Oh yeah the amulet says I should carve your still beating heart out and eat it now and that sounds pretty fun so anyways, nice meeting you. Goodbye.
official amulet post (again)
Yeah I know that the amulet is cursed but by the nature of it being cursed I also can’t get rid of it. Gets back in my pocket somehow after I throw it into the ocean again. You understand.
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jokes aside i do think "cursed amulet" is such a comforting trope to me because it's easier for me to comprehend that a person is evil because there's some divine curse corrupting them as opposed to the alternative (people are sometimes just cruel)
oh and also because it's hot
alright gang let's settle this
she official on my amulet til i post
she post on my amulet til i official
jokes aside i do think "cursed amulet" is such a comforting trope to me because it's easier for me to comprehend that a person is evil because there's some divine curse corrupting them as opposed to the alternative (people are sometimes just cruel)
oh and also because it's hot
i wonder if anyone's eaten me in the snake game
lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
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Me when i'm chilling with my friends and then they keep saying stuff like 'you can't live without the amulet' and 'i think you need to quit the amulet' like bro i literally can whenever i want. And i Dont Want To
Amulet perfect size to go round neck perfect amuket/ round the neck go on the. Neck amulet very good not. Not evil Put it on Now. P/erfrct shape to rest Over heartthe amulet. Perfect for neck. Put amulet round neck now soon very good for Neck now Put on. The neck. Amulet...
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STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.
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Yugioh s0 is literally about a boy, his cursed amulet and a bloody revenge quest
when is it gonna be me
Apparently the amulet is doing the rounds in the yugioh fandom...
like half the amulet posts i certify get reblogged with a yugioh tag. yugioh's got hella amulets ig
