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Cagney Carnation except he does death metal screams.

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Starter Call

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It had been a long time since Cagney was able to leave his floral home. But with the threat of the Devil gone for a while, he decided it was time to get to explore Inkwell Isle. Instinctively, being a plant, he went to the shore-line, staring into the ocean.

The water looked so tranquil, he thought, not bothered at all by the troubles that made the entire Isle a place to fear. Speaking of which, wasn’t there one ex-debtor who ruled the seas? Not that pirate dude, definitely not... He stood there, various vines sticking out of the pot he kept his body in.

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@flapperpony entered the flower’s domain.

Upon seeing the equine, Cagney had a smile on his face. Not like the fake one that he usually put up, but more of a smug jerk sorta smirk.

“Well, I’ve dealt with my fair share of horse-flies, but never actual horses! What sorta neigh-borhood did ya come from?” The massive plant joked.

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Starter Call

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alittlecrackedbutnotbroken:

A flinch ran through him as he took a step back, trying to resist the urge to tremble. 

It’s not like he had wanted to fight and he would have said as much if he knew it wasn’t a terrible excuse. He didn’t want to take the contracts, being able to hold people’s souls like that gave him the creeps to the highest degree.

“I…I’m sorry…!” 

Hearing the apology, the flower’s expression went more neutral, his anger fading. It was odd, he wasn’t expecting someone who beat him up to be sorry about it.

“C’mon, don’t be sorry. It don’t matter now, ya kinda saved everyone’s lives, so...”

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inkwellharlequin:

“Awww whatsa matter ‘bud’?  Tired of me ‘pollen’ your leg?  Really want me to ‘leaf’ ya alone that bad huh?”

“Beppi, I swear, yer barkin’ at the wrong tree and if ya don’t quit takin’ my jokes, pulling the punchline straight from their roots, I’m gonna pop ya like corn!”

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alittlecrackedbutnotbroken:

“I uh… I’ve been okay?” Why did he make that sound like a question? Oh yeah, because he was nervous as hell. The practically visible anger did not help in the slightest.

‘Keep it together…’

“How about yourself…?”

The planet inhaled, his petals clearly fluttering as he continued to hold back wanting to snap at Cuphead. Sure, being free of the Devil’s contract made him want to lighten up, but it was so hard not being angry at someone who was practically in charge of his fate for a while.

“I’ve been great! Life is so much better without worryin’ ‘bout someone takin’ my soul without my permission, without any regard of my feelin’s! Totally been absolutely dandy with the thought of how I got beat by some schmuck!”

Yeah he wasn’t okay. The fake smile on his face grew wide enough to be pretty dang unsettling. 

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“This…was not what I had in mind today…” All he wanted to do was go for a walk, how was it he ended up stumbling across one of the people had fought before? Uneasy would be an understatement.

“H…hey there…”

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When Cuphead brought it upon himself to break the silence between the two, the flower looked right at his little eyes. Cagney had his cute and happy facade on, but the aura of anger could be felt as the massive flower pointed a leaf.

“Why, if it isn’t Cuphead! Good to see ya! How ya doin’?” He spoke in a joyous tone, trying to act like he wasn’t thinking about the brawl they had.

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@cursedcarnation from x 

“Ohhh!  You’re a punny guy too eh?  Now ‘thistle’ be REALLY interesting!  I warn you, I’m quite good at ‘weeding’ out pun-competitors!”

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“I dunno, I tend to make others vine in the fact they can’t compare to the likes of me!” Or so he liked to tell himself. “I can deflate that inflated ego of yours!” He chuckled, before going back to his usual peeved expression. “Seriously though. Stop.”

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((Inkwellharlequin)) "Welll! Its the in-'carnation' of domination himself!" Rimshot. 'Whatcha up to? Go ahead, chloro-fill me in, pal!" Another rimshot.

There was an immediate glare from Cagney, his many petals sharpening in frustration. Immediately, a leaf-like hand got close to the clown.“Alright, listen here, wise guy, I’m the only one that makes the puns around here. I don’t got the thyme to deal with yer shit. I got 99 problems, and a birch like you ain’t gonna be one.”

Cagney, you’re only going to encourage him.

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(( Also, I am OC friendly so don’t be shy. Forgot to add that to the rules. Lastly, it might take me a while to get icons of Cagney, since I have no means of taking screenshots so I might be iconless for a while. If I must, I will get icons. ))

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