Curt Mega

He/him [Curt DC: 2] [Dir. Mega DC: 0]

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Curt Mega

American Secret Services, Spies are forever.

He/Him.

I’m a independent agent of A.S.S but recently I seem to have found myself… in the future? This town, Hatchetfield, I don’t know much about it but I suppose I’ll just have to figure it out.

I won’t fuck this one up. I’ll be the best fucking spy again.

[Ooc: Curt Mega account. Main account @sleepinginpanic

Also there are technically two Curts on here.

Curt Mega who uses white text and who’s actions are in bold Orange (and red for bugs)

And Director (Curt) Mega who uses purple text and who’s actions are in bold white.

More things might be added later on.]

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[Curt receives a message from Owen. It's a picture of his dick.]

- @agent-carvour

Babe, love, my heart, you know I love your dick but what the fuck???

[agent-carvour]

i want you to make happy

[curt-mega-saf]

You always make me happy. You don’t have to send me a photo of your dick to do that

[agent-carvour]

oh

realu?

thje letyers sre dabcing

[curt-mega-saf]

Owen, can you please get yourself some water and something to snack on? Maybe sit down and watch a movie for a bit till this wears off?

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Yeah, I got some, you want?

No! I don’t do drugs. Like I’m an alcoholic but drugs are my limit

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[Curt receives a message from Owen. It's a picture of his dick.]

- @agent-carvour

Babe, love, my heart, you know I love your dick but what the fuck???

[agent-carvour]

i want you to make happy

[curt-mega-saf]

You always make me happy. You don’t have to send me a photo of your dick to do that

[curt-mega-saf]

It's not made up! Look it on Google! And look up 'happy drugs' while you're at it

..happy drugs?

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[Curt receives a message from Owen. It's a picture of his dick.]

- @agent-carvour

Babe, love, my heart, you know I love your dick but what the fuck???

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Oh my god you are an idiot. Curty. Think. What does disembodied mean?

Stop trying to confuse me with your made up words! I’ll kick your ass

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(YES DRUGGY ANON)

You are! Using a gun against a disembodied creature isn't bright, now, is it?

What if I vacuum you like a ghost?

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Druggy he's not gonna take em.

-💣

Thank you! I’m not that dumb to take random drugs!

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You're pretty dumb without the drugs, Curty. Wonder what with them would do

That’s just fucking rude

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What the hell will a gun do to a watcher?

I-

I figure something out

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yeah exactly

Ohh ok!

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I'm trying to convince owen to call you. He'd listen to you more than the dick Pic hungry ones.

Thank you. I rather be the only one he’s sending those type of photos to

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WHOA DRUGGY WTF

This feels like bloody marrying rn—

Bloody Marrying??

Ohh like say her name three times in the mirror and bloody marry will appear?

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just let it wear off? but maybe keep an eye on him so he doesn't do anything stupid

I’m not near him right now but I can try my best

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I do!

But I ain't telling, Curty! C'mon, let the guy have some fun! He looks so happy right now! Speaking of happiness, I've got some drugs left over...

You are not drugging me! I swear to god someone gave me a gun and I’m not afraid to use it. What’s the cure.

[curt-mega-saf]

Owen's really out of it man

Ok, ok, does anyone know the cure for magical drugs?