Curtis!

@the-arch-elf's Number 2 and keeper of Santa's handbook

[the-arch-elf]

Michael Buble’s, Frank Sinatra’s or the Jackson Five’s Santa Claus is coming to town?

None of them.

Listen, it’s a good song, and I don’t hate it. But between Scott singing that song all day on Christmas Eve, and Curtis playing it all the time at the workshop, I feel like my mind starts to slowly turn to mush every time I hear it.

Occasionally though, when I feel like messing with Curtis, I turn Michael Buble’s version on the overhead system and watch him go feral.

It never gets old.

Uh, but if I had to choose then the Jackson Five’s version. You can never go wrong with a classic.

Yours, Bernard

[curtistheelf]

it's such a bad version

[curtistheelf]

I thought you and bernard were enemies

We're not enemies!! Sure, we give eachother a hard time but that's because we're friends!

Hell, he's basically like a brother to me !!

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[curtistheelf]

HI GUYS I'm sorry I have not been posting a lot. Crunch time is always busy, more so this year.

[the-arch-elf]

post the video.......

Only if you tell me where that hole in the wall over by the Wrapping Department came from

[curtistheelf]

Wouldn't know what you're talking about sorry

[curtistheelf]

Guys I am one years old wow

[curtistheelf]

How does one acquire rockets ..

[the-arch-elf]

Pls can somone take this f^@kin rat dog😭😭

Yours, electra

Electra, we would love to, but frankly, that dog looks frightening and no one is brave enough to try grabbing it.

Good luck with your dog,

Bernard

[verminoffandoms]

@curtistheelf CURTIS DO U WANT MY DAWG?

[curtistheelf]

I absolutely want that dog I am on my way...

[curtistheelf]

CURTIS YOU BEAT BERNARDS ASS IN FOOTBALL??????

I beat his ass in a snowball fight :3

[curtistheelf]

[curtistheelf]

Curtis, I left out a cookie for Bernard last year, but I was wondering, would you like me to leave one to be taken to you? If so, sugar or chocolate chip?

I will never ever say no to cookies oh my god.

[curtistheelf]

Curtis! Where did you leave The Santa Handbook? I need it for something...

I carry the handbook with me usually,,,,

why.... ?

[the-arch-elf]

Question for the beloved bernard: bernard how tall are you? Last time I checked im 5'3 :,)👌

I am roughly 5'6 (and a quarter), which officially makes me the tallest of all the Elves! Curtis keeps telling me he's thinks he's going to be taller than me one day, but I just can't see it...

Yours, Bernard

[curtistheelf]

I've been growing I'm totally going to be taller

[curtistheelf]

hi guyess.....

[curtistheelf]

Hi I cannot believe I have to actually say this but apparently I do.

This account is not a place for Nazis!!

You're weird!! go away!!!

[curtistheelf]

Cannot believe we are already halfway to Christmas again !!

[curtistheelf]