shit I like

have fun

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

[mister-daddy-deactivated2013110]

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

[babygirl-in-daddys-world-deacti]

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

[scenicroutes]

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

[borklords]

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

[turing-tested]

[animatedtext]

[pochowek]

[gifsboom]

Playstation for Ants.

[dattongue]

[charlesoberonn]

A post has been hijacked by the Night at the Museum fandom, that’s a first.

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[lotuslate]

[rockhardgeologist]

[bienenkiste]

and i'm proud of y'all

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[atinybeanchild]

[hellsingxmisfits]

There is a story behind these mugs

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shock]

dude i will never forgive craigslist for banning me after i wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but i was so pissed.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

[classy]

i just went down and up the stairs how much fat have i lost