Actual Trash

And when her halo broke, she carved the two halves into horns

[1st-1]

Me …………. 

*looks up at the night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

[gordons-moved]

Scott Cawthon when he revcieves the 138th email that week from MatPat asking about the exact proportions of Freddy’s asscrack or some shit

[tylha]

i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.

[anachronisch]

!!!

[selenas]

Linsday Lohan comments on her experience of wearing a headscarf in America while studying Islam - an experience that is a reality for many Hijabi-wearing Muslim Women. 

[dreamingofwonderlannd]

She does better than any of the white feminists y'all like to build up

[drugleaf-deactivated20131121]

what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what

[mojav]

[owomon]

what age do you hit where you get this stupid because i wanna die before then

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[guts-remade-deactivated20190717]

leave her alone

[lenkadeer]

cool!

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[delicatelyhaunted]

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

By @nateswinehart btw

[spicegrl]

everything i do is rose scented

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[noseforahtwo]

As a chick married to an ex-cop, I say this all the time to people close to me, but it bears repeating here: No cop is your friend after you’ve been detained.

Get rear ended by a drunk at a red light? That cop will direct traffic around your vehicle, document the accident, sure. Call animal control on your piece of shit neighbor? You’ve got a pretty good chance the officer who shows up helps out in a meaningful way.

But after you’ve been arrested, when a police officer says, “Just be honest with me and I’ll do the same.” or the old “Help me and I’ll help you.” Politely ask for a lawyer. Shake your head. Ignore them. Pretend you’re Hollywood royalty being asked for a selfie. “ …mmmm… Sorry, but no.”

Keep your mouth shut. Don’t do their work for them. Wait for a lawyer.

[kedreeva]

I worked as a police dispatcher for a year and a half, and I’d agree with this. My cops were generally nice people (and I say this having been on the wrong end of their sirens twice, once before and once after being hired), and they often helped in good ways… on the street. Not so much in the station. Generally speaking (and I know this is oversimplification and is worse in a lot of places but), it went like this:

On the street, you were considered as a person/citizen they have sworn to protect who may have made a mistake or done something wrong.

Once you were in the station, you were considered as a criminal. In the station you are the only one on your side.

Stay safe.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

TV and film has you thinking that only guilty people ask for a lawyer. This is not true. The law is complex and difficult and confusing and if you’re being questioned by the police you’re not going to be in your best state of mind. A lawyer is your basic civil right and you should exercise that right. Keep silent, ask for a lawyer, take your legal advice.

Guilty people don’t ask for a lawyer, smart people do.

[noseforahtwo]

“Guilty people don’t ask for a lawyer, smart people do.”

[refinery29]

The cast of Hidden Figures gave a touching tribute to the historical women responsible for launching American astronauts into space.

Gifs: Oscars on ABC

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