forever and always

kurt, 26. he/him/his. you might have seen me on broadway, or on an airplane somewhere. or even just buying coffee. hi, cutie. {rp account}

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Text || Mason & Kurt.

Mason: Heeeey there, mister. I need a pair of ears on something I'm working on. ~

Mason: [sends mp3 of him singing Rocket Man]

Kurt: Well hey to you too. This is good, but you know I think your voice is great. What are you doing with this one? An audition or a recording?

[oh-lo-lofi]

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[ilovetoodeeply]

i distracted myself and thought i was healing

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TEXT | HUMMELBERRY

Rachel: I'm sure he'd be delighted to see you Kurt. He loves you the most!

Rachel: Yeah, now that you put it that way I'm not sure I could handle those things either.

Rachel: We could take a walk together?

Kurt: Sure, as a last resort. I'll try to deflect the memories as long as I can. At least, the deeper ones.

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lawyeredsebastian​:

Hm, dangerous words telling me, Hummel. You never know what I might say next. Though what do you mean by technically? 

What can I say, I enjoy having an nice loft apartment, I’d rather keep my money. Though it’s not like I don’t know all the words to take me or leave me if you need me to sub in and sing with you sometime. 

Oh, it’s nothing. I’m definitely not implying anything. At least, not beyond what you’re implying.

So you’re offering to be my duet partner? Take Me Or Leave Me isn’t my song, you’d have to know Joanne’s parts in the Tango Maureen. Dancing included, but I’m sure you’ve tangoed before. 

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lawyeredsebastian​:

It’s basically me doing all the work a normal lawyer does but I get paid slightly less and get zero the credit. Mostly. We just compile all the legal arguments so lawyers don’t have to do it. 

See, that was my mistake. If I had any sense in my head back then, I would have aimed for a threesome. Of course, you don’t sound bitter at allllllllllllll. 

Yeah. I mean, at the very least I’d know someone to help you out. I mostly do corporate law. Which hey, big money. 

Well, Blaine and I aren’t together right now. Haven’t been for a while, technically.

I know my way around when it comes to money, but I’m hardly corporate. Shame. It would have been fun to work with you. 

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anymcansnecessary​:

Am I supposed to like someone that knows things about me I didn’t want out? 

Sweetie, I’m sure I know a lot of things about everyone in this town. It’s so dull here that the most fun you can have is learning everybody’s secrets. It’s not like New York where you can barely keep up with your own life, after all.

It’s like high school. Can’t keep a secret for long in Lima. 

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lawyeredsebastian​:

What can I say, pretty boys have always been my weakness, Hummel. 

It certainly sounds like you made it, you’re in RENT? That’s awesome. Really. 

I’m good. I have a place on the upper east side. I’m a para-legal at one of the top law firms in the country. Which- hey, not exactly an A-list lawyer yet, but I’m getting there.  But I’m good, really. 

If I pretended to know what a paralegal was, I’d be lying, but it sounds impressive. Very impressive. 

And I’m well aware of your stance on pretty boys, you did try to steal my boyfriend when we were teenagers. Not that I’m bitter or anything, of course. :)

I’m glad you’re doing well. If I ever need legal advice, I guess I know who to call now. 

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anymcansnecessary​:

I’ll be sure to have a word with him.

I’m implying that you seem like someone that would piss me off. Often. 

Oh come on now, we don’t even know each other. Surely you haven’t decided you don’t like me already. That’s kinda sad.

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anymcansnecessary​:

Ah, you. Tell Anderson to keep my life out of his mouth, especially when he can’t tell the whole story. 

Good thing you left. 

Oh, honey. I won’t be taking Blaine any messages. I’m not a carrier pigeon, you can do your own dirty work. I’m sure that won’t be a problem for you. 

A good thing, huh? Why’s that? Surely you’re not implying anything... untoward.

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anymcansnecessary​:

Came back? 

Who are you supposed to be and why do you assume to know me? 

My name is Kurt Hummel.

I guess you might not have heard of me. I was a part of the New Directions at McKinley. And I was a Warbler, once. For a little while. 

Blaine told me all about you, way back when. 

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lopezsantana​:

I was thinking more of a group dinner situation but, I guess since I skipped the funeral, I probably need to do some good to even out the scale. We could invite Rachel to tag along. Relive our glory…3 months of trying not to kill each other in New York?

A group would be pretty great, I can’t deny that. And hey, those were the days. Right? 

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lawyeredsebastian​:

Don’t mention it. I didn’t know Puck well but losing a friend isn’t ever an easy thing. 

Granted I never expected you to say “it’s good to hear from you”.  So that’s something. 

How’s life handsome? Taking the world by storm? 

Flirt. 

Life is going pretty well. Besides the whole reason for me being back here. I live in Manhattan. I’m in RENT. I made it.

How are you? 

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TEXT | HUMMELBERRY

Rachel: I'm okay too.

Rachel: Sadness is heavy though.

Rachel: I miss Finn. I want to stop in and see Carole. Would you come with me?

Kurt: I'll stop by, sure. I should probably check in with my dad, I haven't seen him yet.

Kurt: I'm not sure I can handle much more heavy grief stuff, though. If the photo albums or the football jerseys come out, I'll have to take a walk, okay?

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anymcansnecessary​:

If you came back here in the first place, I suspect the lobotomization already happened. 

It’s Ohio. People don’t have fun here, they have slightly less mediocre days than yesterday.

You came back too. Maybe we both had the part of our brain that said “Ohio sucks” removed while we were gone. 

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Even after all this years, it’s like Lima specifically exists to mess with my head. I love my family, and my friends, but if I ever express the desire to move back here permanently, it’s probably a sign I’ve been kidnapped and you should call the cops. Or schedule me a lobotomy.

So, Ohio, how does today look for you guys? Anything fun on the horizon?