im a "look at that dog" kinda girl

sara |she/her|

[purplefridge-archive-deactivate]

[deaddolin]

[tchaikovskaya]

russian bitches invented “a hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermia” energy

[tchaikovskaya]

5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[unclefather]

me: *shines my cellphone light in the complete pitch black dark looking for something*

my cat:

[pigeony]

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[mklutz]

my sister has a substitute teacher from the UK who said “Cheerio!” at the end of class and obvi her response was “and froot loops to you” before walking out the door to the bus

[teathattast]

[buttermilk-thegoat]

He was considering mischief but fell over instead

[cute-overload]

[unimpressedcats]

the ol’ razzle dazzle 

[memewhore]

[xenoliith]

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[baebyboy]

[peterkunn]

mood for 2019

[catchymemes]

[towritecomicsonherarms]

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Literally the cutest thing ever lmao

[taquito]

im risking my life to post th

[florelunae]

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[biancahaylock]

Queen of the gays, Tiffany “New York” Pollard chooses to evict homophobic housemate Winston McKenzie in Celebrity Big Brother UK 2016

[acorn-titty-mami]

Wow thank you New York

[introfiant]