Coochie Declined

Theo / 18

[lesbianrey]

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

[dsmsix]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pissvortex]

I literally don't know who you are

ok?

[biff-donderglutes]

this is what customer service is like

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[johntorrington]

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

[johntorrington]

emotionally i am here

[jailerat]

[herefortherobutts]

Feel like shit. Just want to pet sea pancakes again.

[bunkey]

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vaporize-employers]

constantly fascinated by the way tumblrs plans for this website have nothing to do with the people who use it

[vaporize-employers]

tumblr users: complain

staff: 

[sketchdeath]

[blackmodel]

he set himself up LMAO

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gahdamnpunk]

Our country would rather start wars instead of minding our business and doing something like that ^ 🙃

“Maybe we’re all just living in the past.”

[expiredcheese]

[nevver]

It!

[lesbianredpanda]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[dynamic-dynasty]