Thoughts of a TwentySomething Hipster

Film fan, Horror geek, Criterion enthusiast, wannabe critic, smarter than the average Ger-Bear

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[horrorfan333]

These are so comfy!

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[g1deonthen1nth]

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

[horrorfan333]

New Jockeys came in!!

[lgbtlaughs]

ACT UP, 1990

[horrorfan333]

Where do you live? Are you married/engaged (I see a ring).

Also id recommend the brand of underwear from "Next". They are sold in the UK but ship to the US.

You are hella cute

Kentucky. And yes I’m married. And cool I’ll check them out! Thanks!

[cheapbriefs]

[horrorfan333]

I miss this waistband haha had these in college

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[horrorfan333]

Bounce bounce

Bounce bounce

Bounce bounce

🤭🤭🤭

😂

[horrorfan333]

I'm so ferally horny for you. I want to bounce on your thang while it hangs out your undies.

[kaylmao]

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

[horrorfan333]

[horrorfan333]

Been wearing these since yesterday. So comfy

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

So...are we all just a bunch of gays with anxiety?

[chromathegreat]

It’s been an amazing wedding week. Today is the big day 😌