[cutesyscreenname]

A Cowboy Like Me

(in progress)

Javier Peña x AFAB!Reader

Colombia's own Casanova, Javier Peña, meets his match in his fellow agent and best friend.

Series Masterlist

The Last Great American Dynasty

(in progress)

Frankie Morales x AFAB!Reader

Addiction. Scandal. Heartbreak. You move to a historic home across the country to escape it all, and there you find Fransisco Morales on your doorstep. Have a marvelous time ruining everything, darling.

Series Masterlist

I'd Be Home With You

Joel Miller x fem!Reader

When you both get bitten on patrol, you do what you must to stay together.

One Shot Chapter

Office Hours

Mr. Ben (college professor) x fem! Reader

You have big plans with your boyfriend, Ben, but when you remember the preparation he's doing you can't wait to bend him over. So you go surprise him during office hours.

Part of the Peg That Middle Aged Man Campaign 2023

One Shot Chapter

[stillgotscars]

we don’t talk enough about how this might be one of the best opening lines ever and it’s from taylor’s debut single that she wrote in math class at 14 years old

[radicalgraff]

"Chinga la Migra / Resist ICE"

Pasteup spotted in Seattle

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]

[goth-queen]

[fucxingcuties]

[nicolethered]

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[i-will-write]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

[tswiftupdatess]

Security guards from The Eras Tour in Chicago share that Taylor Swift requested the staff to be given shirts that had more breathable material after hearing that they were sweating right through them:

''They commented how hot our shirts looked and we couldn't lie, they were. We were sweating right through them. Profusely lol. The second day, we checked in and our boss hands us these light cotton shirts… And then our boss lets us know that word got back to Taylor that we did a great job, but that we were sweating like crazy and she had requested we get shirts that were more breathable material. Taylor Swift wouldn't know me in a lineup to save her life, but I will never forget how seen and appreciated she made us feel.''

(December 23, 2025 | via emwagman on Threads)

[painfog]

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

[goldengirlsgifs]

THE GOLDEN GIRLS 2.05 — Isn't It Romantic? — 08.11.86 Betty White as Rose Nylund Lois Nettleton as Jean

[teathattast]

[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

[lild3m0nsworld]

[sweetlikeacherry]

to anyone reading this: be proud of yourself for continuing on— even when you thought you couldn’t hold on any longer. I see you, I love you, and I am routing for you every step of the way.

[fatfaefemme]

"self inserts make me cringe" you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter