lazy bougie bitch

♡ starring pedro pascal & oscar isaac, featuring whoever the fuck I feel like ☆ deep in the Catfish pond ☆ lua / 30s / she/her / bi as fuck ☆ if you're not voting age, go away ♡

[glitterweave]

[pedroncigarettes]

Octopussy 🫠🫠

[winter-pear]

hearing “im so fucking proud of you, baby” after they successfully make you squirt

[simpingforjoel]

imagine old man joel praising you after you soak him for the first time… peepaw needs to stay hydrated somehow, right?!?

[sawymredfox]

@simpingforjoel you kill me with these images😵‍💫🫠🫠 And what about Pero?? He’d stare as he smirks, looking smug and pleased with himself, ready to attack one more time…

[pedrit0-pascalit0]

May I add:

[gardenxkisses]

[bettsfic]

listen. padme amidala is a freak, okay. ever since aotc i’ve had to listen to bullshit arguments about how awful the prequel romance is, how anakin’s a red flag, blah blah blah. that’s a smooth brain take. first of all, of course he’s a red flag. that’s the point. you think padme doesn’t know anakin is ten pounds of mommy issues in a five pound bag? you think she looked at soggy weeping anakin begging her to love him and didn’t immediately think “yes i definitely will peg him” ?? you think just because she’s a queen turned senator that she isn’t just as horny and feral as he is? anakin wasn’t even pushy about it. he was just “oh btw i’ve been obsessed with you for a decade and live in a perpetual state of emotional agony but thats okay whatever you want is fine with me haha” and padme goes “yea okay i’m into that.” two minutes after he’s assigned to be her bodyguard she gives an obligatory little “i have a bad feeling about this” and then just fucking marries him. this is a woman who wore white to a blood bath. come on.

[darth-memes]

[guelyury]

Puppy eyes expert

[chelseasdagger]

DUKE LETO ATREIDES in every scene of DUNE (2021) for @garciamorales

[nicolethered]

Pedro Pascal: The Buzzfeed Puppy Interview (May 22, 2026)

[pedroncigarettes]

[rowanisawriter]

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from a letter to María Casares featured in Correspondance, 1944-1959

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[gremlin-pattie]

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[leoholzer]

Pedro Pascal & Oscar Isaac in Snack Time

[yuckyguyliker]

Oscar Isaac as Santiago "Pope" Garcia in Triple Frontier (2019)

[darth-memes]

Zeb was sweating