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U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

academia-lucifer

@academia-lucifer

polarity-disturbed

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

Thinking about doing things to Leon Kennedy when I have to work feels like some form of torture smh

#«behind the machine»

eurodynamic

LEON KENNEDY Resident Evil Requiem (2026) dev. Capcom

#the things I would do to this man would make the gods blush.#resident evil #resident evil requiem #re9 #leon kennedy

redstonedust

most true and real minecraft update ever i dont need new weapons i dont need new blocks i need little fucking guys

Me: I’m taking a small break from fics bc guest commenters made me mad

The Demons (Spideyhood discord): Jason in the HP universe + Peter

Me, sighing and opening up a word doc:

#my writing #fic writing #spideyhood

uncleboobsofficial

toastbutteregg

sorcererest-sorcerer

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

injuries-in-dust

I’m this old:

#peter parker in gotham #a web of blood soaked roses #am i funny yet

planned to work on the remaining bits of the kinktober fics because I had several days off coming up soon but someone decided to accuse me of using AI for my fics so now idk when I'll finish those fics tbh

It was of course, a guest commenter who said this, so from now on only people who are registered users on AO3 can read or comment on my works, because I've been dealing with bullshit from guest commenters far too fucking long.

now, usually I would just let these things go and carry on with my fucking life, but this one struck a cord with me, not only because of the accusation itself, but because it was on my completed fic, A Web of Blood Soaked Roses.

The fic I wrote during two seperate medical leaves from work, while fucking processing the losses in my fucking life over the past five fuckign years. The fic I forced myself to sit down and write even when I wasn't feeling like writing at all because I wanted to finish it. The fic I poured my heart and soul into and did my best to keep with normal updates DESPITE the fact I fucking lost my job during it, putting my TOP SURGERY at fucking risk of NOT HAPPENING.

I put my fucking blood, sweat, and tears into that fic. Trust me when I fucking say there wasn't a single HINT of ai in it, but apparently knowing how and when to use proper grammar and puncuation makes things ai now. God forbid someone with severe dyslexia put in effort and hard work to write and beta their own work using the tools they learned in school.

so sorry, to everyone who was waiting for any of those fics to update and who may not have an acct to read on ao3 because invitations take too long or they can't sign up yet due to personal reasons, but you'll just have to wait a bit longer.

Oh, and in case anyone was not aware, I found out that AWOBSR was scrapped and used to train AI while writing it, and still decided I should finish the fic despite that while leaving it free to access for anyone who wanted to read it, just so my regular guest commenters wouldn't be left out of the story they had grown to enjoy.

So, in conclusion, or more aptly- a TLDR: you'll get an update probably- but don't hold your breath about it because some guest commenter decided to throw around baseless accusations regarding my hard work and now I don't even want to write anything anymore.

#my writing #fic writing #a web of blood soaked roses #spideyhood #peter parker in gotham #peter parker x jason todd

prokopetz

I swear the received wisdom we're developing about how to clock AI authorship is going to end up doing more harm than good. "Generative language models don't remember what they've written before, so plot holes in fanfic are a red flag that the author is using AI" yeah, and you know who else doesn't remember what they wrote last chapter?

#bro I can’t even remember what I did five seconds ago

mikanseinic

“how to recognize AI in fanfic” — hey so this is another not-gentle reminder that AI stole from us. it’s using OUR words and OUR sentences and OUR styles.

writing “long” paragraphs is not a sign of AI — it’s a common narrative choice many writers make both in fanfiction and in traditionally published novels, and AI stole it from us.

using an em dash is not a sign of AI. it’s a stylistic sentence choice that’s been an option in place of commas and semicolons for a very long time, and AI stole it from us.

long sentence structures are not a sign of AI, but are yet another stylistic choice writers often make to create a cadence and tone that mimics the flow of poetry, and AI stole it from us.

“YA narrative breaks”? i don’t even know what the fuck this means, but i can guarantee that AI stole it from us.

italics are once again a stylistic choice that many writers love to use to create emphasis, and it’s a more stylistically acceptable and traditional form of emphasis than bold or underline text. oh, and just to be extra clear: AI STOLE IT FROM US.

stop creating fandom witch hunts over AI when you know fuck all about what it means to sit and write a story, and to spend hours fiddling with sentence structure and dialogue to get the exact right tone. writers will stop writing out of fear that their work “sounds like AI” — IT DOESNT! AI STOLE FROM US! AI SOUNDS LIKE US! — and after a while, all that will be available on AO3 is shitty AI-generated fanfiction.

because yeah, people are going to continue to use AI to write fanfiction whether you “call them out” or not. but making a laughable thread on X that uses asinine criteria is not going to fix that problem. it will just push the real writers out because people will accuse them of using AI when they haven’t, and they will (rightfully) stop writing for spaces that attack them.

anyway. fuck ai.

luciaintheskyainthi

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“No matter what.” Bruce's hands tightened over Jason, warm and solid. “I am just… so happy that I could see a day like today.” That you lived, came the unspoken words, and Jason nodded, mouth dry. Neither were unappreciative of just how lucky Jason had been. A few minutes more, and nothing Bruce could have done would’ve saved Jason. And he still bore the wounds—healed but not forgotten—to prove it. “I know that you're going to take this world by storm,” Bruce finished, smiling now, although his eyes looked as damp as Jason’s felt. “I can’t wait to see you terrorise all those snobs.”

Jason Todd — fighter, survivor... omega — steps back into the spotlight, ready to leave his mark on Gotham's high society. His return makes a... strong first impression.

Written for SpideyHood Kinktober 2025

#spideyhood #peter parker x jason todd #HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAAAAH

scramratz

everyone u reblog is safe right? i feel like u reblog a lot of ppl and i just want to make sure ur vetting them all first,,,

Everybody I reblog from is evil and does crimes aplenty

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Peter Parker/Jason Todd, James "Bucky" Barnes/Peter Parker, James "Bucky" Barnes/Jason Todd, Peter Parker/Jason Todd Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Peter Parker, Jason Todd, Members of Senate, Original Female Character(s), Beth Dutton Additional Tags: cutewarmachine's SpideyHood Kinktober, Kinktober 2025, Gunplay, Dom Bucky Barnes, Sub Jason Todd, Sub Peter Parker, Dacryphilia, Comeplay, Trans Peter Parker, Trans Male Character, peter is trans, I SAID IT THREE TIMES DONT LIKE IT? DONT READ IT, chapter two is the porn, I have the plot ready but the porns taking me a little longer so just hold strong, Senator James "Bucky" Barnes, Metal Arm Kink (Marvel), Praise Kink, Daddy Kink, IM GONNA NEED YALL TO LOOK AT THAT LAST TAG AGAIN, Enthusiastic Consent, (its off screen but check ins are on screen), Just to cover my bases tho, Mildly Dubious Consent, Penis In Vagina Sex, Hand Jobs, Gun Kink, Beth Dutton is an easter egg okay, let me have fun, The plot took over but its fine, Polyamory, Politics, Came here for the gunplay left with James Filibustering for 36 hours about human rights Series: Part 1 of James/Peter/Jason Brainrot Summary:

Alternate title? James' Guide to Going Insane (ft. His Boyfriends)

Written as part of Kinktober!

This is purely for my own brainrot and you don't have to like it, nor read it, but just know I'm having a fun time writing the dynamic

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James Buchanan Barnes liked to think of himself as lucky.

Sure, it was a chaotic kind of luck— the kind that probably made Fate herself laugh until she cried —but still, luck. He had stabilized after all the wrenches thrown into his so-called grand plan of a life. He had two incredible partners who somehow hadn’t strangled him yet. He had a decent apartment in Brooklyn, a half-functioning coffee machine that didn’t try to electrocute him anymore, and—most absurdly of all—a political career. A fucking political career.

He was holding it together. Mostly.

He just needed his partners to get on the same fucking page about it. Because apparently, dating two people who were both smarter and more reckless than him meant that at any given time, one of them was probably plotting to burn something down “for the greater good” while the other was trying to emotionally process that maybe arson wasn’t the best form of therapy.