forget bored stiff i got rick and morty

Call me Theo, I guess she/they anti anti / profiction my art tag: ath7art my fic tag: ath7fic ao3: a7hena aethy: theocrain A Tale Told By a Morty, my current project: a rickorty longfic series Minors dni bg made of art from Off by Mortis Ghost

[cutiemarkofcain]

These are the principles that guide my thinking when it comes to fiction:

1. Bullying and harassing are wrong.

2. Real people have needs; fictional characters do not.

3. We can’t determine for certain anything about people based on the works they create or engage with.

4. Fiction affects reality but we can’t predict how.

[catsumie]

I thought the air fryer mouth thing was kinda funny.

[cutiemarkofcain]

I've been getting into style seasons lately, but I've got two problems with it. One, whenever experts compare pictures of a person, one where they're wearing colors that look good on them and one where they're wearing colors that look bad on them, they usually both look fine to me XD Two, sometimes the seasons are divided even further into twelve or sixteen categories. That's not the problem. The problem, at least when there are twelve groups, is they have names like "bright winter" or "true summer". Stick with the theme! Name them after months! >:(

[yesornopolls]

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 7

[teashoesandhair]

OK lads but. Why is the r slur coming back. It's 2026. Why am I hearing so many of The Youth use this word liberally and at whim. Do you need me to ground you. Do I need to sit you on the naughty step. Do you need me to strap you into the Learning Chair and deliver a 4 hour lecture about the history of the r slur, ableism, and why using that word is neither big nor cool. Or do you just need me to punch you in the mouth.

[cutiemarkofcain]

Easily my least favorite "tell" that something is AI art (as in, I hate that it's a tell, not I hate the tell itself) is inconsistency in art style.

I love experimenting with different styles and techniques and I love seeing other people do that, too. Those "draw your OC in the following famous styles" memes? So cool.

I need to reignite my passion for cooking and baking. I wouldn't feel pressured to stick to one style in those realms.

[cutiemarkofcain]

one of my favorite categories of items is things that look like smaller versions of other things, while also serving a (different) purpose

some that i've seen:

tiny vhs tapes (fridge magnets)

tiny vw bug (computer mouse)

tiny oriental rug (mouse pad)

tiny broom (pen)

tiny record (coaster)

[thepoisonroom]

what type of rice do you main

jasmine

basmati

calrose/medium grain

arborio

brown

sushi

generic long-grain white

black/purple

sticky

babe it's rice......

other/show results

Voting ended onMay 4

[fieriframes]

[But when I hear that there's a joint]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

happy 420

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[beebox-illustrations]

Happy Easter!! ✨🐝

Thought the boys deserved at least one nice, happy Easter egg hunt and in my mind Bobby did so too :)

Have a fantastic Sunday 🌻

[smbc-comics]

She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.

Check out the bonus panel on the site.

───── ◆ ───── ◆ ───── ◆ ─────

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print.

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[totallyboatless]

I once again crave data. I’m very biased against mpreg fic or headcanons bc of my own hangups around pregnancy as a trans man. That shit is an eldritch horror to me and i find zero fun in playing in that space. I should probably block the tag. BUT i want to understand the demographics and if i’m an outlier

How do you feel about mpreg? How do you identify? Please elaborate in the tags (especially if you like it, i want to understand why)

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transmasc

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transmasc

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transfemme

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transfemme

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m gender fluid/nonbinary

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m gender fluid/nonbinary

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis woman

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis woman

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis man

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis man

I have no opinion on this (try to have an opinion tho it’s more fun)

Voting ended onApr 16

Reblog to fulfill my data cravings

[cutiemarkofcain]

My subconscious: what if you felt something in the sole of your foot and you looked and something was under your skin and there was a slit and you pulled out a tiny rock but then there were more slits and more little rocks to dig out but then they were fleshy, dirty little balls of unknown matter, and your foot started turning black and the same thing happened to your other foot and also your feet were on backwards

Me: What the fuck.

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.