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"They do everything they’re supposed to do, and more." Simmons puffs his chest out slightly, though unseen through his armor; feeling proud of his cybernetics. Cox was the only other person besides Sarge to have much interest in them, the latter only for war purposes, however.
"Do not underestimate Grif, because he probably would. This is the guy who decided to drink gravy over water."
"Wow! That must be really hard to maintain." All she had to do was keep them oiled and clean, unless something got severed. Those cases were rare, but seriously not fun.
"I - what."
"How is he alive? Or even in the army?"
"That’s still major if you consider most other surgical procedures," he almost feels pity for the girl, because this was most likely from the battlefield. His was just an insane plan by his superior.
"You can’t really see most of mine, it’s only my face, arm"- he points to his non-organic arm- "and every internal organ, minus the brain and spleen."
"Destroy the stomach..— okay, yeah, you may need to explicitly tell him that," Simmons pales, because okay- why is every female he meets on some level of scary-crazy.
"I guess you're right." Audo nods, cocking her head slightly. "Wow. And they all function? That's amazing."
She furrows her brow. "He - he wouldn't seriously eat a bunch of modified food, would he?" Though, now she is kind of curious. She's never given a chance to see long term effects of her modifications - for obvious reasons, though.
"That’s me," he holds out an armored hand, "Captain Dick Simmons. I hope whatever you’ve done works; he’s a sneaky son of a bitch when it comes to food, despite his size."
"Newer? Oh,” she must have meant the cybernetics covering a good third of his face, “Y-yeah, Sarge and I update them when we can. I guess it’s just me updating them now, b-but I guess you know a lot about them? Cybernetics, I mean.”
"Well - it's not as major as your's, but I had to get new legs." She smiles, shaking his hand. "They're kinda old now, though. Resources had to go to the war.
"And - well, if he does try to eat more than two, they might start to destroy his stomach.... Oh! And I'm Flame Solder Specialist Audo Cox. More commonly chef, though."
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“ You’re the cook…right? Y yeah, well, keep Grif out of your kitchen at all costs. He’s like a swarm of locusts when it comes to food, or something.”
Oh great- why did their cook have to be a chick? He’s trying to save the entire New Republic from a Grif-related famine and he can’t even formulate a proper coherent sentence. Simmons removes his helmet and pushes a hand through his hair; organic eye avoiding all eye contact while its non-organic counterpart stares forwards, unblinking. Curse his inability to deal with females.
"Yup!" She beams, then gives him a salute. "And you must be one of the Captains, right? Don't worry, I've made some adjustments to some ration packs - there's no way he could eat more than two." The word adjustment is used loosely - she played around with chemicals until they combated hunger without giving somebody ulcers.
She tilts her head when Simmons removes his helmet. "Wow, your parts look a lot newer."
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♥ ”Hey!” Audo waves as soon as she sees the man.
"Hello." Palomo smiles and waves back.
"I'm Audo." She extends her arm out. "Federal Army's chef!"
•○♥○• My entrance is short lived, I'm super sorry!! I got no sleep last night and it's getting super late. I'll be on first thing tomorrow! ♥
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"Hello there, miss!"
" Well, aren’t you preppy. And you are?"
"Audo. Chef, chemist, and flame soldier!"
"Wow, that sounds like quite the accomplishment~"
"Yeah! Nobody wants to switch to them, though."
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"Hello there, miss!"
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"Well hello, sir."
"Uh, yeah, ‘sup?"
"It’s good to finally meet you! I’m the Federal Army’s chef as well as a chemist. If there’s anything you need, don’t hesitate to ask, sir!"
Grif blinked; did she say chef? Did she say if there’s anything don’t hesitate to ask?
He cleared his throat, wow he ws staring. “Oh, yeah, sure, I totally will— and now that I think about it… do you have the menu for the next… say… week?”
"Oh! Yeah, sure. It's not much more than what you guys had, I'm sure, but I like to think I spice it up quite well!" She claps her hands together with a smile. "Let me go get it." At that she's off to quickly retrieve it from the kitchen. She had plenty - for some reason, the soldiers only cared that they ate, not that there were any options.
"How are you this fine day?" She asked, smiling brightly.
"Very good, thank you. And you, miss Gemma?"
"I’m good as well~ Anything interesting happen today?"
"Well! I managed to make a ration pack fill soldiers up more without giving them ulcers."
"Uh, yeah, ‘sup?"
"It's good to finally meet you! I'm the Federal Army's chef as well as a chemist. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to ask, sir!"
"How are you this fine day?" She asked, smiling brightly.
"Very good, thank you. And you, miss Gemma?"
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"Oh! I know! You're one of the New Republic captains."
"Hello sir!"