That Girl Lorelei

my name is lorelei, but you can call me lori. i'm a fashionista and cheerleader at chapman high. i'm not taylor swift, nor am i affiliated with her. this is a roleplay blog, and nothing more.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

I will keep that in mind if I ever go down South. Which you guys have made sound like such a wonderful place.

And really safe, too.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

The south is just like any other place in the world. It's got it's wonderful parts and it's dangerous parts. Conversation has just brought up the dangerous parts, Southern folk are extremely protective. But we're great cooks! And most of us are really nice.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

The difference: a Southerner will talk you to death. A New Yorker will stab you and take your money.

She was a little… intoxicated at the time. But, yes. Overkill.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Well, to be fair, we will talk to you about why we're going to shoot you for an extended period of time... and then shoot you.

Well that makes sense. Can't say I've ever been intoxicated before.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

My ex girlfriend lit my car on fire. 

You are definitely not the only person who gets revenge.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

What's her problem? Fire is over doing it a little, I think. New York sounds like a lovely place to live. I would probably get killed. 

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

I think that people need to look up the definition of “psychopath”. Having a lot of boyfriends because it doesn’t work out isn’t psychopathic.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

I think they may be talkin moreso about the getting revenge thing. Cause apparently I'm the only one who has ever done that sort of stuff. 

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Thanks Granny, I'll uh... keep that in mind

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Everyone says Tristan is the problem, but have they looked at you? Tristan should be the one running. "Had a lot of boyfriends," is just a nice-nice way of saying "slut."

Thanks anon, I appreciate that one. Really. Because I just ooze slut.  

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

What if a guy picked you next time? You think it’d be different?

[cutiepie-lorelei]

I would tell him he's got his work cut out for him because I'm apparently the resident psychopath, but I think it could go differently.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

girl, you're doomed.

Thanks for your concern, I can manage on my own

[cutiepie-lorelei]

when tristan breaks your heart, i recommend "i knew you were trouble when you walked in". run the other way.

But he's not trouble, he's sweet

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

Probably not. I probably don’t know any of them, anyway. 

[cutiepie-lorelei]

I've gotten my revenge already so, it's not like they matter anymore. I'm just really bad at pickin' em.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

When Tristan dumps you, are you going to write a nasty song about him, too?

Anon, he can't dump me, because we're not even dating

[cutiepie-lorelei]

We ship you with Tristan!

Thank you, I think

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

Colour me concerned.

What kind of guys have you met? Jesus, woman.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

I've met the really bad kind, apparently. You want the full list of names?

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Tell us the hooker story! We want to hear the hooker story!

Some friends from Chapman and I went to NY for one of the long weekends to have fun, I ended up getting dragged clubbing with a portion of the group... which has never really been my thing. I only really went because one of my friend's friends was there and I had a huge crush on him. So there I was in a dress that was too short and heels that were too tall, feeling terribly uncomfortable. And said crush started paying attention to me... but in ways I didn't want. Things got a little out of control, some things were said, I hit him. Walking back to a hotel in NY dressed like that in the middle of the night is what resulted in the assumption. So now ya'll know. I embarrass myself a lot.   

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

"Guys like me"? You mean fucks ups with a knack for breaking into fourth floor windows? Also a long story. But, no. I’m not yanking your chain. 

[cutiepie-lorelei]

You're not a fuck up, fuck ups don't try and make things better. Plus you're nicer than any of the guys I've ever met.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else?

I got mistaken for a hooker once, it is a very long story and that night was a very, very long one.  

[cutiepie-lorelei]

Would you go out with Tristan if he asked?

He would never ask me, I know that much. But yes, I would.  

[tristan-chase]

You don’t know that for sure.

[cutiepie-lorelei]

You're messing with me, right? Guys like you don't give girls like me the time of day. You're nice! I get the jerks, and the cheaters, and the liars. Sometimes a combination of the three... usually a combination of the three.