Inhale...

My name is Kellie and I love Fallout 3 & 4, Markiplier, Cr1tikal and sleep... And weed...Thats all

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[susielesbian]

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

[senorabasura]

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

[sohnyoungjae]

omg I love these

[colincreeveyscamera]

[glasstaco]

NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

[maivalentine]

ALWAYS REBLOG.

[sippingstarsinamsterdam-deactiv]

OMFG

[dadfleece-deactivated20150924]

[frogmoss1]

when ur playing Lúcio and Reinhardt dies

[tmirai]

I almost didn’t reblog this oh I would have regretted it

[transcendentalistotter]

cartoon logic.

[quagsire]

Reblog if you think chubby tums are good tums

Trying to prove something to a friend

[dogiplier]

rekt

[scalabrine55]

[headscarf-deactivated20121205]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is art. (via zebrakebebra)

[itsaubreylmfao]

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

[memegod]

[weloveshortvideos]

[notlostonanadventure]

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

[agenderss]

Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?” 

Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”

[retroactivebakeries]

but what if I want to die before I get married

[arbyswitch-deactivated20160710]

well i guess you just have to be prepared to have sex

[howprolifeofyou]

reblogging this here because abstinence-only sex education materials are fucking wild

[cutieplier]

OH MY GOOD GOD

PLEASE DO NOT EVER LOOK UP MARKIPLIER ON THE RULE 34 WEBSITE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[thediyguy-blog]

The Naco, serves 5-6

Remember in Kim Possible how Ron, Kim, Monique, and Rufus would hang out at Bueno Nacho and Ron would make himself the Naco? It’s the combination of a taco and nachos. To make this easy dish all you will need is:

-20oz ground meat (I used Jennie-O seasoned ground turkey) -Tortilla chips (preferably triangle shaped) -Nacho cheese (home made or store bought) -The largest tortillas you can find at your store -Chopped lettuce and tomatoes Take one large tortilla and lightly heat it, do not make it  crispy as it needs to fold up. Add a small layer of nacho cheese as your base. Then pile up the tortilla using the tortilla chips, cheese, ground meat, and lettuce/tomatoes. Then take two corners and fold them up. You can use nacho cheese to paste the two ends together, or sour cream or even guacamole. The other two sides should be gently folded up. Enjoy!

For any questions on this DIY feel free to ask! More DIYs coming your way!

[harrisonfords-deactivated201211]

[starkjosh-blog-blog]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE IT

[violahawke-deactivated20150307]

“Serves 5-6”

That’s just a suggestion, right?

[thatsassyvirgochick]

I think this is best Civil War edit I’ve seen so far…

[cutieplier]

*a planet explodes*

some random civilian off in the distance: the skywalkers are at it again

[gamemer]

trying to get babe in the mood