Ghost Adventures Starters
"Come fight me in the dark!"
"Little kids shouldn't growl!"
"Why is it me? Because I'm the one talking all the shit."
"I'm sorry. I'm not taunting you, I'm just talking. Talking loudly."
"Heights, snakes, and crazy-looking dolls. Those are on my top three 'I-don't-like' list."
"I'm serious, if you hear me yelling or something, something bad probably happened. Come quick."
"It smells like death in here, what's wrong with you?"
"Was this spirit screwing with us?"
"You have reached your final destination; Hell."
"Did you just touch my thigh?"
"OH MY GOD."
"Was there a fucking earthquake?"
"I heard there's some gnarly entities in here."
"Why do you feel the need to scare children?"
"Why are you making my stomach feel pain?"
"I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to a spirit as a butthead before."
"You're kinda weird? So am I."
"This right here is where a person would go crazy."
"Enough with the double entendres, dude!"
*unexplained loud noises*
"I don't know what 1-D means."
"You wanted us; you got us."
"Now I'm really starting to feel like we are in, like, a Dracula movie."
"That's not a good thing, honestly."
"Quit being a pansy - I think you're a joke!"
"I wanna make him so mad he gets the biggest rocks he can find and throws them at our heads."
"...She didn't ever castrate anyone, did she?"
"So step up!"














