* life's a bitch / now so am i.

men... no matter what they tell you, all they want is to pet the kitty.

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💋 mera 🐠

send me a ‘kiss’ to see where I’d kiss you. / @mvras

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‘kiss’ ( harley! ) 🥰

send me a ‘kiss’ to see where I’d kiss you. / @harlccnquinn​

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How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) dir. Jean Negulesco

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what do you think of superheroes?

“well, most of them have too much ego for their own good. they try to stick to all these morals and rules, but where’s the fun in that? the rules are there to be broken and considering our current circumstances, i hope they’re beginning to realize that too.”

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Chit Chat - Catwoman and Harley Quinn by Otto Schmidt *

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justiceintheknight‌:

Bruce looked at the silverware that was spread out over the table along with fine china. It was a specific Iroquois set from the 1910′s, in an era where having matching teacups and plates were unheard of. Each cup came in a different color and pattern, although all of them retained the same shape.  His eyes went back up to Selina’s, and he didn’t look nearly as amused, “I doubt you came here for a couple of cups and silverware,” he felt like they’d had this discussion a hundred times over.   It’s not clutter, was on the tip of his tongue, instead, he steeled himself and asked again,  “A real reason, Cat,” he lowered his voice into it’s usual gravely tone, “Why are you here?

"well, a girl has to make ends meet somehow." her smirk remained firmly in place, even though she could tell bruce wasn't nearly having as much fun with this intrusion as she was. her hand rested on the dining table and the thief glanced down, tapping her fingertips as his familiar solemn tone responded. she exhaled with a slight click of her tongue and sauntered closer to him. "do i really need to give one? perhaps i missed alfred's tea."

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justiceintheknight‌:

Bruce was used to things that went bump in the night, and all things considered, he could hear every bump in the manor at night and knew the exact location of where that bump came from. He did not, however, expect bumps at dawn, very human bumps.  He walked out into the dining room, leaning against the door frame. Don’t be fooled, his calmness was a facade, he was quite frustrated.  “I don’t normally expect visitors, what are you doing here?”

unaware of the time, the thief had decided to make one final stop while roaming the wealthy homes of gotham. one she hadn't visited in some time but was almost sure the homeowner would be busy --- with his own night job. clad in her usual black attire, selina slipped through the window, removing her mask as the claws stitched to her gloves gently tracing over the walls.

"i could ask you the same question, bruce." she flicked around to face him, smirk locked onto her lips. "i thought i might give you a little head start on your spring cleaning.” she turned her attention to the silverware laid out on the table, fingertip running along the blunt knife. “surely a billionaire doesn’t need all this... clutter."

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◈ ( mera 🌊)

[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse. / @mvras

selina almost spat back into her glass, eyes widening as she looked back towards mera, “you can’t be serious.” she grinned, with an arch of her brow. her eyes scanned down mera and then back up again. “well miss ceto, i certainly wasn’t expecting to hear something quite like that.” a smirk began to play on her lips, her fingers wrapping around the neck of the wine bottle. “all i can say is that i’ll drink to that.” she shared out the rest of the contents into both their glasses and raised her own. “anything else you’d like to share with the class, mera?”

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✿ ( harley! )

[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse. / @harlccnquinn

this could either be triumphant for harley or deadly for selina and as she sat at the neatly set table. the thief began wondering why her friend had suggested she try cooking for her. “it’s not too late to call for takeout, harl.” she teased, although there was part of her that meant that, her eyes scanning over the plate placed in front of her, curious to what exactly the clown princess had cooked for her and why exactly there was only one plate set at the candlelit table. “please tell me you’re having the same.” she glanced over to harley before deciding to pick up her fork, flipping over the piece of meat covered in a red sauce. “what did you use, exactly? cumin?” she sighed, mumbling under her breath, “maybe some arsenic…”

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are you happy to see Ivy and Harley again?

“of course i am, why wouldn’t i be? as irritating as they both might be at times, they’re my girls. there’d be no sirens without ‘em.”

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“Just tell me what happened.” Mera 🐳

“the office” season 4/5 sentence starters / @mvras

her hand nursed the bruised jaw she’d gained the night before. it turned out many still held a grudge in gotham — or remembered what it was for. “it was nothing, just ran into an old friend.” selina finally breathed out, turning to face mera with a sigh. “it would be better if you didn’t get involved in my kinda business, mera. you’re too good for that.”

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💬 you dress like a cat because it’s your fursona

send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

“absolutely. it has nothing to do with being a cat burglar.” 

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poisonedoakie‌:

ivy hadn’t believed for one second that travelling through time would be the answer to their problems. her hunch was only confirmed as things started to crumble - the safety of metas and mutants alike was threatened to the point where the manhattan accords stopped anyone from operating without the watchful eye of the government over their shoulder. things went from bad to worse all because of this journey to the past, to the root of when things started going south, and ivy is far from surprised their efforts were futile. she props a shoulder against the cool brick of the building, eyeing the other. a slight smirk forms to her features, a laugh to follow. “tell me, was it worth it?” she starts, her tone taunting. “was it worth making this city a shell of its former self? making it even more unsafe for the ones who just want to save it?” words are slicked in sarcasm as her anger only makes her skin grow a darker, deeper shade of green. “oh, and welcome back.”

the reasoning selina had for traveling back to the past had escaped her once her eyes fell onto the desolate building she used to share with holly. fortunately for the thief, she was a woman of many homes, because she had many friends, that lived across gotham. right now, however, she was faced by one of those so-called friends, receiving a lecture on the state of the city, all because of them.

"you can cut the crap, pam." selina heaved as she resisted the urge to snap back. after all, ivy was right, but she wasn't about to admit that. "don't pretend you care about the city, it's not a good look on you." her eyes scanned over the other woman, before continuing. "what with all these skyscrapers built on top of your little green friends." she was merely teasing, though if the botanist saw it that way was a different matter. with an arch of her brow, a smirk soon followed, "thanks. not the kinda welcome party i was expecting, but i'll take it."

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HYE had feelings for a married man?

“well, can’t say any of them have told me beforehand. i would’ve snatched the ring and left before they could even make a move.”

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“Look you’ve been following me for three blocks so either do something or keep stepping or pick a fight but I don’t have all night for both.” Erik sneered at the stranger behind him and puffed his chest out, “Well what’s it gonna be?”

"following you?" selina lowered herself from the fire escape, clad in her black catsuit as the other finally addressed her presence. she scoffed, "you're obviously going the same way as i am, and i really wasn't looking to get my claws dirty tonight." her eyes scanned over the man as she placed her hands on her hips. “so if it’s alright with you, i’m going to keep going my way.”

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