im just a teenage fruit snack baby

☆

[thysilus]

[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[silverhawk]

does anyone remember that vine where that dude takes a bite out of a banana and walks into a classroom and goes “HEY NASH GRIER” and throws the banana at nash grier’s face and nash grier makes some odd noise like “BROB” and gets up out of his chair and the vine cuts out bc i think of that vine every fucking day 

[silverhawk]

this is probably the best vine hands down

[hikristofferson]

[dickdjames]

[septemberequinox]

https://instagram.com/p/BYO2kkwnK91/

[offensivememes4u]

[cwona-blog1]

im late but promo me my dick is in flames

[cwona-blog1]

some girl came into our room and it took me a second to process it was our roommate 

[cwona-blog1]

i set up an appt with student  health services im just mr responsible grownup crona over here today 

[cwona-blog1]

eh...i’ll do that later...

[cwona-blog1]

i guess i can write emails for seb or seomthing 

[cwona-blog1]

you kno how it is..

[cwona-blog1]

cope machine broke

[cwona-blog1]

OH LETS BREAK down

[vhspositive]

[buteverythingisred]