watashi wa 「 ＤＩＲＴＹ ＤＡＮ 」 desu

Mark • California • U.S. • he/him/his • 22 • INFP Bio Major • Pow Percussion 2016-2020 feel free to ask any other questions you have

[petal-metal-blog]

OH HI yeah i just reblogged the old picture of my shoes

so here’s a new one WITHOUT THE ANKLE BRACELET 

l o l

[mukuharakazui]

this post feels like it’s from an alternate futuristic dimension

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[birdmonster13]

for anybody who forgot

[jawkey-blog]

when i was a little kid i had  a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game

[skyakafreckles]

[illness-deactivated20180325]

WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

best sentence so far of 2017

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to

[unclefather]

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Fucking christ, lmao

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Alright then

[powerburial]

Looking for a suitable heiress to the Braps throne

[callginalinetti]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[husband]

That’s it im sick of this shit

*Mr krabs walking sound effect*

*door slam*

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

the hardest time i’ve ever laughed was when i tried to read “pooh’s adventures of me” out loud to my friends in a mcdonald’s i remember crying laughing for like 3 solid minutes trying to read it

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

[astraldemise]

my attempts at drawing frogs

[astraldemise]

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh

[warpedlamp]

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

[warpedlamp]

[opallbeifong]

How could I possibly choose

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet