Hello!! This is my first post. What I wanna start doing is making scenarios for the XOXO droplets characters. Iāve been in the community for around 3/4 years now and finally decided to start posting. Iām taking requests and I need ideas!! Iād be happy to write u a dialogue so let me know!
What I have written down here is based off a dream Iāve had where JB gave out keychains to each jerk as a graduation gift. They are little chibi keychains of their enemies face. (Photo for reference at the end. Credit to Nightrayshop on Etsy).
The scenario is āwhat if JB gave her boyfriend a keychain of their enemy as a graduation giftā
JB: yep. Thatās about the reaction I was expecting
Everett: The fuck is wrong with you?? Why would you give me a keychain of this clowns face?!!
JB: so you have something to remember him by. Donāt you get sentimental when you think about the worst guy you know?
Everett: yeah, no. This is the one guy I actively want to forget when I get out of this place.
JB: so youāre gonna use it, right?
Everett: what do you think? This is going straight in the trash where it belongs.
JB: aw come on! Iām sure you have a place you can put it. If not on your keys, maybe hook it to a belt loop or something?
Everett: and what makes you think Jeremy of all people is a good fashion accessory?
JB: I donāt. But when have you ever worn good fashion accessories?
He just kindaā¦stares at it. His face scrunches up a little. At first heās convinced she gave him the wrong gift.
Jeremy: (DEEP sigh) thank you JB. Iām sure uhmā¦Everett wouldāve loved this.
JB: Well thatās too bad. Cause itās not for Everett. Itās for you.
Jeremy: ā¦can you be less sure?
JB: nope! Sorry! Iāve never been more sure in my life.
Jeremy: and Iām guessing you expect me to use this.
JB: thatās lame. You have to put it on something!
Jeremy: sighā¦I guess I can find a way to put it on my mirrorā¦
Jeremy: to remind myselfā¦I could always be worse of a person.
He has to close his eyes and pray for a second.
Nate: ā¦JB. What is this?
JB: what does it look like? Itās a keychain of your best bud!
Nate: Bae is NOT my ābest budā
Nate: what are you even talking about?!
JB: trust me Iām aware.
JB: I was just thinking that since you and your arch nemesis are finally parting ways, youād want something to remember him by.
Nate: I donāt know what gave you the impression that I would ever want any kind of decoration of this decrepitās face
Nate: as much as I hate to give back a gift, Iām half convinced this isnāt an actual gift at all and just for your sick amusement.
Nate: So kindly, take it back.
JB: kindly? Thatās pretty out of character.
JB: fiiiiineā¦Iām sure I can pawn it off somewhere.
Nate: why in your right mind would you sell a keychain of someone you know personally to some random person?!
JB: so what the heck do you expect me to do with it??
Nate: What else do you do with a keychain? Use it.
JB: I donāt want a guy whoās not my boyfriend hanging off my set of keys. Try again.
Nate: I dunno. Maybe give it to him. Iām sure heās plenty egotistical enough to appreciate a keychain of his own face.
Nate: I know. I donāt come up with bad ideas.
JB: what do you think? Nice, isnāt it?
Bae: itās certainly something. āNiceā wouldnāt be the first word to cross my mind.
JB: but itās something, right? Soooo? Youāre gonna use it?
Bae: sooo sorry! But you should know by now that my tastes are a tad more refined than this.
JB: come on! There has to be something in your fancy pancy space you can stick poor Nate on!
Bae: Oh calm yourself, twinkle. Iām sure Nate wonāt mind if I donāt take his likeness with me.
JB: Heād care what happens to something with his face on it! Itās about principle!
JB: if youāre not gonna use it, whatāll you do with it?
Bae: now, thatāll be for me to decide once Iāve made it back to my dorm.
Bae: But once Iāve come to the decisionā¦itās best if you arenāt informed.
JB: so what?! Youāre just not gonna tell me the fate of Mini-Nate?!
(Mini-Nate got trashed I fear)
JB: surprised itās not a hat?
Shiloh: sort of! And uhā¦
JB: you like it right? Now you have something to remember him by.
Shiloh: ā¦ (physically struggling to say something nice)
JB: you hate it, donāt you?
Shiloh: I never said that!
Shiloh: I never said that eitherā¦
JB: so whatās the deal here?
JB: I just gave you a keychain of the guy you hate. Could you at least have more to say?
Shiloh: I donāt hate Pran!
JB: ok, fine then. A keychain of the guy you mildly dislike. Nothing good to say? Nothing bad to say?
Shiloh: well uhā¦I like the way itās made!
JB: I feel like it would be a lot easier for you to just lie and say you love it right now.
Shiloh: ehehā¦sorry! Even I have my limits!
JB: and of course it magically pops up the second I try to do something nice for you.
Shiloh: Iām grateful! I really am!
Shiloh: but wouldnāt you rather hang on to something like this?
JB: sheesh, could you be any more desperate to get rid of the thing? Give it here.
Shiloh: thanks! Youāre the best!
He makes the NASTIEST fucking face you have ever seen
JB: whatās with the face?! Donāt like it?
Pran: ā¦ (heās considering getting up and walking away)
JB: come on. It took me forever to get you to open it in the first place. Can I at least get some feedback?
Pran: ā¦ (out of spite now.)
JB: you love it, donāt you?
JB: ok, ok. Message received. You donāt like gag gifts. Go ahead and give it here.
JB: seriously?! Does that mean youāre gonna use it?
Pran: ā¦ (probably not. He doesnāt like wasting thingsā¦but heās not happy about it)
JB: Pretty neat, huh? Now you get to see this beautiful face all the time even when Iām gone.
Lynn: itās definitelyā¦unique. I donāt think Iāve been gifted anything like it.
JB: Perfect! It stands out! That means itās memorable!
JB: soooooā¦what are you gonna attach it to? Your keys?
JB: then what??! Donāt tell me youāre gonna keep her inside!
Lynn: Iām sure I can find a good place for it in my apartment, yes.
JB: youāre seriously gonna keep my mini-me in quarantine?! Scum!
JB: You give a guy your tiny heart and soul and he puts it in isolationā¦never to be seen by the worldā¦
JB: can she at least make friends with your plants?
Lynn: Only if my plants take a liking to her.
JB: haha. Iām sure they will.
Jerklynn: wowww! Thanks a bunch. Iāve always wanted my very own goblin keychain.
JB: you must have a pretty sexy idea of what a goblin looks like, huh?
JB: well like it or not, itās for you. So you better use it.
Jerklynn: funny! Looks like itās teleporting to that trash can over there as we speak!
JB: donāt you dare! You love my mini-me! admit it!
Jerklynn: uh huh. You realize youāre kind of a psycho right? No one gives a guy a keychain of themselves unless theyāre batshit.
JB: you never said you hated it though.
Jerklynn: I didnāt? I mustāve forgot. I hate it.
JB: you never said it truthfully.
Jerklynn: Are you always this in denial?
JB: Itās not denial. I just know whatās true.
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