Gosh, you really love Australia, don't you
You've chosen Australia twice now
Welp, I've done s3 and 4, so I guess let's do season 2
And this is, I believe, the first full prize task that I'm adapting
Alright, Noah, what's the prize task?
Alright, you lawn with one lane uncut. As per usual, the first task is the prize task. Our contestants each bring in an item for our prize pool. The person with the best prize gets 5 points and the person with the most points at the end of the episode will take home all the items. And this prize task category is a bit different this time around. You see, we asked Alejandro Burromuerto to bring in something that he's never heard of. And we asked the rest to bring in... something that Alejandro Burromuerto has never heard of.
It's an audio cassette tape that I randomly found in a store one day. I can't even make out the name of the band, and I haven't even played the music on this tape.
The band is a Belgian death metal band called "goatvomit"
See, I've never heard of that.
You know, Alejo, I've seen you and Heather's relationship first hand, after all, I live with you guys, and I feel like this could take your relationship to the next level
He then proceeds to show several photos of pages of the book, but with Alejandro's head photoshopped onto the husband, and Heather's head photoshopped onto the wife's head. And he ends with a photo where Alejandro's head was put on a father and Morie's was put on a son.
One, don't call me that. Two, I feel like we need to establish that this is a guide for MARRIED men, and Alejandro and Heather are not married.
Yeah, but you see... uh... that's why he's never seen it before.
Ok, another thing. Why are you depicted as his son?
Ah, well, that's where you're mistaken. This is a... uh, big brother and little brother.
Actually, we check the original image, and it is very much a father and son.
And one last thing. Why did you give Alejandro a guide to be a more loving partner, when, from what I've seen, he's been nothing but loving. If anything, based on how much she insults him, Heather should probably get a guide to express her love for him better.
*Everyone turns to look at Heather*
I mean, he isn't entirely wrong. But f**k you anyways, because how DARE you question my love for him.
He explains that she is a cartoon character that he made up, and she sets things straight. And he first shows several photos that prove a point in an argument that he and Duncan had before. He then shows a video secretly taken by a staff member, talking about how Duncan thinks that Noah is a chill dude, but it is a sort of thing for cameras that he has to act like he absolutely despises him.
Heather brings in a sensible pair of shorts
You see, Duncan. These are normal shorts. Shorts that a normal person would wear. But there is a reason why Alejandro only wears pants, it's because I make him. Because for SOME reason whenever he wears shorts, he wears THESE!
First of all, those are house shorts, the public isn't meant to see them. Secondly, they aren't even that bad
No, they're stupid, they're ugly, and and you have terrible short style.
*leans forward and talks softly* you see Morie, this is why she needs the book. But yeah, those house shorts are ugly
And finally, Bridgette brings in (i don't have a picture because I changed it a bit) a classic Canadian toy
Well, Alejandro, you grew up in Spain, for the first few years of your life, then some time in Latin America, so I know that you didn't really grow up with this, or see this in your childhood.
I'm American, and I've seen these
Yeah, well this isn't about you
The thing is, while I didn't see this in my childhood, I did see that nowadays almost every time I walk in a store. So I have seen this before
And that's all. Sorry for the long wait.
I do love Australia we all love Australia
Morie always gets assigned the best things in imaging a poorly photoshopped morie child and I love it
ALSO donut apologize take all the time u need for these
