You asked for NZ S1, you got it! And this one required a bit of homework.
Wear the most outlandish outfit to episode [whichever one I choose]. Your outlandish costume must be completely concealed under your normal outfit. You have until the studio recording of episode [whichever one I choose]. Most outlandish costume wins. Your time starts now.
Everyone has had several months since receiving that task to think about it
Alright then, let's start at the end. Morie, you're up first.
Alright. *pulls out unicorn mask and puts it on*
*Lays on floor* I've come as a unicorn rug.
What the f**k is wrong with you?
That will be very, very, hard to beat. Alright, Heather, show me what you got!
Well, I decided to do some research to a much simpler time: the 2010s. And what was the most outlandish outfit back them? Of course, it was Lady Gaga's meat dress. So, after all that time I spent in the Yukon, I decided to combine both things, into... *takes off normal outfit* a fish dress
(Imagine this but as a dress)
Yes, I came to win, I'll do anything for points.
*still in the floor* Oh, that makes so much sense. I didn't wanna say anything, but you STANK!
Alright, that's enough from you two. Uh, Bridgette, you're up next.
Ok. *singing sorta like those songs at an old timey str1p club* da-da-da-da-da-da-da *takes off shirt, pants, and wig*
(For those who don't know, she's supposed to be gollum from LotR)
*scoots around the stage like a gremlin*
I will say, that due to the short turnaround to film the episodes, she was also wearing a bald cap and wig last episode.
I had to lie and say it was a new hairstyle
I am so mad now. Because I have also had a history with bad hair, and so I felt like I had to compliment Bridgette's new style, even though it sucked. And I got mad at Alejandro because he didn't compliment it enough.
I thought about it. But it did suck, so I didn't say anything.
Alright then, if you're so critical, show us your outfit.
Well, now I feel so underwhelming. But, I know that you quite like sports, so I decided to just do a sportsman uniform *reveals outfit* more specifically a trackstar. (And yes, his shorts are short)
What did we tell you about the shorts?
You wanted outlandish, I give you outlandishly short shorts.
*still on the floor* I am so happy I'm faced down, because im pretty sure based on how you guys are describing it, I would see his scr0tum, and seeing the privates of your older brother while dress as a unicorn rug is just a bit too much insanity
Alright. Finally, Cody. What do you got?
You see, I have become a laughing stock, in this show.
You already were, but continue.
Well, I decided that today, I was done shedding my dignity. So under my outfit *takes off his outfit* is the same dang outfit
WE ALL SHED OUR DIGNITY, AND LOOM AT US! MORIE'S PLAYING DEAD IN A ONESIE, I'M COVERED IN RAW FISH, BRIDGETTE'S BALD, AND ALEJANDRO IS IN THOSE STUPID SHORTS! HOW DARE YOU!
Ok, in all honesty, I just misread the task, and tried to reframe it as clever.
So, how do you want to score it?
One point is easy. *looks at Cody with disappointment*
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK! We're gonna skip two points. I think that Alejandro's was daring, and we see his stupid sense of shorts again, so I'm gonna give him 3. But then, the sheer dedication of covering yourself in fish, dressing as gollum, and laying on the ground as a unicorn rug, all while hiding it? 5 points to all three
That means 1 to Cody, 3 to Alejandro, but 5 to Morie, Heather, and Bridgette!
FISH DRESS??AOH MY GODDDD. The concept of just being covered in raw fish
Also a unicorn rug not even a unicorn. A unicorn RUG. A dead fucking unicorn rug.oh my days
Bridgette mogs once again I fear sheās simply better
That may be my new favorite line ever btw . WE ALL SHED OUR DIGNITY AND LOOK AT US! MORIEāS PLAYING DEAD IN A ONSIE, IM COVERED IN RAW FISH, BRIDGETTEāS BALD, AND ALEJANDROāS IN THOSE STUPID SHORTS! HOW DARE YOU! Tell him off heather tell him off
