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Ultimate CXG Songs Tournament!

hello and welcome to the hardest thing i have ever had to make!

quick disclaimer before we start: i had to narrow down the song list to 64 out of over 150. a lot of songs are not going to be in here. i tried my best and worked with some friends to make the list as balanced and inclusive as possible, and if your favorite song isn't in here i apologize.

this tournament will consist of 6 rounds. round 1 will last two days, and will be divided into two groups of 32 songs. after that each round will last a day. all rounds will be linked on this masterpost, and i'll tag each one with #round one etc to track them.

we start, very appropriately, on valentine's day. that's tuesday, feb 14, 8pm my time (UTC+2)

💖have fun💖

#i was going to make more puns and references in this post but the bracket took everything out of me im afraid #crazy ex girlfriend #cxg

crazyexdaily

top 10 crazy ex girlfriend songs voted by our followers 1. you stupid bitch (103 votes, 3%)

kurtsvonneslut

best out-of-context song lyric from crazy ex girlfriend season 4 and go

i want to be on the set of the walking dead when i lose my virginity

time to grab life by the scrotum

wait, aren’t you the guy who murdered me?

he’s handsome for a metaphor

i was sad about 9/11 too but lilo & stitch honestly helped me get through it

how about we flirt in a performative way

it’s not every day your doctor asks “how did sauce get in there?”

hum hum i will rip off your mouth

we’re sad about our dads

i looked into your eyes and thought, “well, that’s a murderer”

while you were sliding into first the band kids rounded third base

josh should be wary of parasails

Voting ended onSep 30, 2023

kurtsvonneslut

best out-of-context song lyric from crazy ex girlfriend season 3 and go

it’s just hard to process emotions with our clothes on

i now associate toilets with heartbreak

energy and space was the ultimate bad father

my sperm shines brighter than the sun

all i ever prayed for every day was to resent my mother in a regular way

she’s here to chop your penis off

just walking by in the background like me, josh groban

like tinnitus of the loins

i ain’t fuckin with no zebra

i’m ready to blow this joint (and by joint i mean my inner sense of confusion)

thanks to your feet, this house smells like sauerkraut

god’s my EZ pass

Voting ended onSep 18, 2023

koheletgirl

june 1st post gettin' bi

🩷💜💙

#happy pride to darryl whitefeather specifically

thespianwordnerd

I got polls and I think about these songs way too often so here...pick an out of context crazy ex-girlfriend lyric

unfortunately, I want to have sex with you

your sons are gonna be rapists! *cheesy grins*

and they think to themselves "that shower felt great, maybe I'll try cocaine!"

our lawyers won't let us say brand names

I have permanent retinal damage, I'm suing you and your heavy boobies

all citizens must watch Hocus Pocus (or they will be killed)

you may poop yourself and/or throw up as you bear down (cause you're a goddess!)

everything is the big bang's fault

hum hum, I will rip off your mouth

literally touch the stars, face your fears (stars aren't that hot)

Voting ended onMar 27, 2023

As always, reblog for larger sample size

warningsine

Which season of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" has the best theme song?

Season 1

Season 2 ("I'm Just a Girl In Love")

Season 3 ("You Do/You Don't Want To Be Crazy")

Season 4 ("Meet Rebecca!")

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

koheletgirl

I ended up making a bracket so feel free to use it if you want. dm me for the psd

#for the anon/anyone else who might find this useful

mammamiasongtournament

Welcome to the Mamma Mia Song Tournament!

Together, we'll decide on the best song from both Mamma Mia (2008) and Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again (2018).

(disclaimer: by my count there were 38 total songs throughout both movies - not counting soundtrack only songs - and I had to cut it down to 32. I mainly cut reprises and short little dittys such as "I Have a Dream". I think the only one anyone will miss is "Kisses of Fire" sorry lol)

Round 1 starts now and will last 24 hours. Each round will start the following day. (Also: the seeds were completely randomized)

Masterlist (all voting can be found here)

inspired by @cxgsongstournament

Further Credits:

whimsicalfairytales

#relevant for this blog

Hey just wondering where you got your template for your bracket (assuming it's a template). I'm looking to do a tournament (completely unrelated to cxg) and I'm currently using a very ugly Google sheets page I found but I'd love to know where you got yours if you're willing to share.

i just googled "64 bracket template" and used the first image i found lol. the part that did require a lot of work was photoshopping the pictures into the bracket, but the template itself is this one

halfthealphabet

best crazy ex girlfriend song with a guest star

one indescribable instant (lea salonga)

research me obsessively (brittany snow)

remember that we suffered (patti lapone)

santa ana winds (eric micheal roy)

the end of the movie (josh groban)

i want to be a child star (luca padovan)

real life fighting is awkward (CHESS)

the cringe (patton oswalt)

there's no bathroom (weird al)

i probably missed one so vote here for missing option

Voting ended onMar 5, 2023

This tournament has made me talk about CXG way more than I’ve done for a long time, and I was explaining it to a friend and she went “oh so like BoJack Horseman but for women” which fucking knocked me out instantly and I needed to share that phrase here

ok i haven't seen bojack but from what i know that seems like a very good description ahdkfallfla

crazyexedits

top 12 musical numbers from season one (as voted by my followers): ↳ 3. you stupid bitch - “now he knows i’m not some innocent lamb, he sees me for what i am, which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly, fat and stupid, simple self-hating bitch”