Picture it. Earth. 2020. Life as we knew it was complete and utter chaos. Tried to make a dollar by starting up a Peter Wentz hate blog. Didn’t make a dime since everyone seemed to love the guy. Who would have thought that grandpa’s were cool with their tapioca pudding, denture baths and such? Turns out I made the blog for the wrong guy. Go figure. So I turned to the only foolproof plan I knew. Stripping. You see...I’m a classy fellow, wanna see the hiney? Better show me something shiney. Momma didn’t raise no fool. Turns out with the coin shortage people ran out of nickels...quick. So That’s when I went to accepting gift cards. Who can turn down a good plate of wings? Sup? I’m Rian. And this is about the time I reached my All Time Low.
i hope you enjoyed that little narrative by my pal @pinasfs79 BUT in short i do the background noise for all time low. if you wanna chat or share pictures of cute animals or funny tiktoks hit me up at coldbrewboi
