[cxntresses]

cxntresses ~ penned by lauren ~ 24, she/her

currently: semi-hiatus.

rules. / muses. / wanted plots. / wanted fcs. / memes. / opens.

[sherdakov]

Penny Lane

[cxntresses]

like they’d been synchronized, jane’s head falls back and she sighs. “i have a desk on my leg, mallory. does that particularly strike you as something one can walk with?” even through the sass, her mind is racing, whirring, coming up with next steps and plans and who the hell did this repeating over and over. “you go. you look no worse than usual. i’ll be right behind.”

[dontcxckitup]

“And I have blood in my eye, Bond.” The same tone of voice, the same sassiness; and god, he was just tired. Every single limb hurt and ached, his ears were still ringing from the deafening detonation. It took him a moment, but he eventually sat up again, then crawled over. Putting his back into pushing the desk off her legs. Thankfully it wasn’t the same heavy oak desk as his own in his office. It already cost him enough strength and effort to move this one, he didn’t want to know how hard it was to move his own.

“I would rather…we leave here together. God knows what’s in next for us. You know I am not leaving anyone behind.” His military background as a commanding officer simply didn’t allow it.

[cxntresses]

M was so predictable. it infuriated bond on most days, but when it came down to it, there was no one else she’d rather have on her side—assuming, of course, she was forced to have someone. jane had always preferred to operate solo.

she was scared to look at her legs—she’d lost feeling in them minutes ago, and who knew what had happened to them? thankfully, the gash in her left was only an inch deep; her right leg had been saved from anything but a deep bruise. “give me your tie.” her service weapon was still at her hip, but a quick glance at mallory revealed…well, she wasn’t sure if he had one.

[cxntresses]

not sure how much writing i’ll be doing the next couple of days. i feel terrible and there’s a lot of shit happening so if i do reply to anything it’ll only be when i have extremely high muse for that thread. as always i’m more than happy to do quick one liner back and forths w mutuals, talk ooc in ims, or give my discord !

[cxntresses]

sorry haven’t been around today guys packing is hell

[mckenna-source]

MCKENNA GRACE "Ugly and Rotten" music video (2026)

[mckenna-source]

Mckenna Grace via Instagram (June 5, 2026)

[giantdynamo]

"Ah, you're right on time - " The red head smiled brightly at the student at her door. Perhaps it was unethical to ask for a meeting at her off campus apartment this late at night but ... here they were. Mandy stepped aside and rose one hand to gently usher them in. Best get inside before her neighbors see, they always were a bit nosy. "Please, come in."

Open to : m / f (she's the house mother in a major sorority and she takes it a bit too far, often living through the girls when she's grown out of college herself)

[cxntresses]

“hi miss howards,” leah smiled up at the older redhead sweetly. she’d had a crush on the woman ever since she’d started school, and though they hadn’t interacted as much as she liked—being both short and shy didn’t exactly help grab people’s attention—leah knew this was as good an opportunity as any to get her house mother to fall for her too.

[cxntresses]

pls give leah milfs when i wake up thank you even if it’s an ask or starter or smth

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“i’ve measured before and it’s more than six inches, you’re just mad because you’re a brat who didn’t prepare.” her bottom lip sticks out like a teenager’s now, still watching the other brunette. “are you gonna pay me back for that? i definitely just heard a seam rip.”

[loveshard]

"yes, i'm paying you back in exposure, obviously," winter answered, shoving a loose hair behind her ear. "now get over here. tell me if you can see my bra through this," she commanded, beckoning the other over and standing as straight as she could without popping another seam.

[cxntresses]

“you’re the one who looks exposed right now,” she grumbles, but gets up anyway. “i don’t know why you couldn’t just leave like you were, instead of making my room a whole mess.”

[monowisworld]

Happy 36th Birthday to Meghann Fahy!

[cxntresses]

feel so depressed and unhappy the last couple days lmao

[cxntresses]

need to talk about my gender swapped marvel girls like wdym nobody wants to let me write iron man as katie mcgrath

[cxntresses]

“you’re the one who said size didn’t matter!” leah glares defiantly, still clutching at her blahaj. “and it’s not my fault you’re like, a giant with huge boobs. and!” she crows, as if she’d just thought of it, “you didn’t have a problem when i was six inches inside you last night. so….”

[loveshard]

winter massaged her ribs, feeling the seams cut into her skin with every breath. "first of all, you were not six inches inside me, unless you have a tape measure to prove it. second of all, you should be thanking me for blessing your shirt with my superior body heat." she yanked at the collar, which immediately tried to strangle her in retaliation. "and third of all, my boobs are not huge, your shirt is just made for a toddler."

[cxntresses]

“i’ve measured before and it’s more than six inches, you’re just mad because you’re a brat who didn’t prepare.” her bottom lip sticks out like a teenager’s now, still watching the other brunette. “are you gonna pay me back for that? i definitely just heard a seam rip.”

[cxntresses]

@chains0flove asked for jane & vivian

“it’s funny that you think you’re in control here.”

[cxntresses]

for @smiitten — shepard and raya

julia stood there at the woman’s door, blood leaking out of her left arm, her other shoulder hanging down—clearly broken and detached. rain poured, raven hair sticking to her already bruising face, dark eyes hooded and scarred. “i’m sorry. i didn’t know who else to go to.”

[loveshard]

continued from winter's open starter (@cxntresses)

winter held the shirt up to her chest as if the sheer act of proximity could will it into expanding. "if it doesn't fit, i'll make it fit," she declared, and then pulled it over her head. the fabric snagged at her shoulders and bunched beneath her armpits. she yanked the hem down, felt the seams protest, and then glared at leah. "did you shrink this in the dryer, or are you just tiny on purpose?" she huffed, pawing at the tight sleeves.

[cxntresses]

“you’re the one who said size didn’t matter!” leah glares defiantly, still clutching at her blahaj. “and it’s not my fault you’re like, a giant with huge boobs. and!” she crows, as if she’d just thought of it, “you didn’t have a problem when i was six inches inside you last night. so….”