Payne N' Fakes

Twisting, spicing, and parodying celebrity men. (18+) No request & No promises. New fakes almost every week 💪

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Lmao, good bye y'all. Thinking about how and if I would want to continue this blog on another platform.

It's been a nice few and absolutely wild years. I never expected this to grow to the extent that it did. Hope all of you have a great and grand future and I wish you the best.

I'll keep yall updated on any plans moving forward.

-W.

P.S. Save as many photos as you can 😘

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Seeing Nick Robinson nearly made me faint. Top marks 10/10

Glad it did! Go and enjoy yourself, there will be more to come x 💛

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liam looks like he’s wearing a woman’s corset in that fake h u h

Sis loves a tight waist 

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Garrett Watts?

Highly highly considered x

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i am in love with your last two fakes. i hope that nick jonas is joining the club soon

You’ll be surprised honey. Thank you!

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your liam fake was so perfect, thanks for coming back 💖💖💖

Thank you so much love! Great to be back xx

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if you fake Youtubers id love to see Markiplier

Same as Jacksepticeye, not too into him but i know that there are plenty of people who are. Keep him in mind as well.

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Jacksepticeye Please~~~😍

Although I am not into speticeye really, i do know that there is a pretty good audience for him so I wouldn’t mind doing some on him. So Ill mark him down. Thanks x

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Have you thought of doing more Tyler Posey x Liam Payne? The thought of Payne filling Posey's whore hole is hot as hell

LIVE for that idea. I should do more couple fakes in the near future

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Any YouTubers you’d be interested in fucking into a slutty mess?

Oh absolutely, I’ve actually been thinking about doing fakes of some YouTubers. Love Jordan Maron (captainsparklez), MatPat?, Almost every guy from FunHaus, Blaine Gibson, and a hand full of others.

Jordan could raw me into oblivion. 

Would you guys like me to do fakes on some YouTubers? If so, who?

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What would you do to Rami?

Long answer: Fall in love, get married, get a nice studio apartment in Manhattan, start a family, cook him meals, get my masters, pay off loans, shop with him for designer cloths, travel the world together, grow old.

Short answer: Get my insides rearranged and punched by him and his twin Sami

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Thoughts on Austin Mahone? (not fake related)

I think? I like him?? Sometimes i never bat an eye at him but other times he’s super fucking sexy. Like this picture makes me want to sniff his pit and balls and have him force face fuck me.

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You have the opportunity to have a group fuck with Big Time Rush, you can fuck two of them and get fucked by the other two. Who do you fuck and who do you get fucked by?

Imma keep it real, I would just have Carlos Pena Jr. just fist flip fuck with me 4 times. Just look at him and thos arms

But if I had to answer I would bottom for Carlos and James Maslow. But I would top Kendall Schmidt and Logan Henderson

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Hello! Can you do a fake of Armie Hammer please?

Geez, the amount of times I’ve had to answer this message, at this point its like its the same person over and over again

I want to be petty even tho I really do love Armie alot.

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More Brandon Flowers please! That fake was SO HOT!!! So glad to see you back. Keep on doing what you’re doing. 😉

It pisses me off because this man hits me in some places that I’ve never thought I would be into before. And I absolutely LOVE that there is a very specific niche group of people who are just super into, I’ve received plenty of messages asking for more. So yes! ill plan for more of him in the future.

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Would you ever do Antoni Porowski ?

I live for that idea

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Are you a Chris Pratt fan?

I mean? Kinda? I just want him to sit on my face while I eat his hairy ass, if that answers your question.