stark

noun. [1] surname of a family who owns stark industries, which is run by a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who happens to be an undercover hero known as 'iron man' [2] household of the noble, honorable and brave warriors who are the warden...

[altremaine-deactivated20160226]

[text]: yes. this is your conscience texting you from alistair tremaine’s phone. you should definitely leave a million dollars in his bank account. if anyone asks why, tell them your conscience said so.

[text]: i hope you know i’m never going to let you live this down :)

[text]: from experience most girls dont like to hear about exes. but i guess penelope must be really different from most girls.  

[text]: you know what? if she’s dating you now, you really dont need to do anything different. she likes you for you. that’s all that matters.

[text]: when did i get so good with relationships wtf. 

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : fried alistair ] you are beyond hilarious conscience. sadly, i cannot exceed transaction above 999,999.

[ text : fried alistair ] ... |: i know where you live. i know enough about you to incriminate you somehow.

[ text : fried alistair ] out of experience...no? i mean she did dislike running around after me because i was out when we weren't in a relationship. but who knows, it's a different situation.

[ text : fried alistair ] next to me you are the principal of the institution of relationship

[com3008]

15.01.30

Robin Deiana

@ ‘Coach’ Event in Myeong-Dong Lotte Department Store [1/1]

ⓒ2015 Yan. All Rights Reserved.

[cxstark-blog]

( dropping by to say hi, i'm still alive and welcome new people T/////T ~ i'll be replying tomorrow when i come back from school. this applies to shae too )

[greattgastby-deactivated2015110]

[✉️ the cutest]I guess.. But it sure feels like it. But yeah, I got it.

[✉️ the cutest] omfg - yeah that’s it. Epitome of perfection

[✉️ the cutest] I disagree cause you give the teddy bearest of hugs lbr

[✉️ the cutest] shut the hell up stark

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : the evilest ] good. I'll make sure to keep tabs on your progression. It's normal that you experience grief, but its not normal to let it paralyze your life.

[ text : the evilest ] I am unsure rather or not you are being sarcastic there.

[ text : the evilest ] I don't even hug people aside from my girlfriend. Okay, maybe, I did on extreme occasions but that's pretty much it?

[ text : the evilest ] I will not let you tak my freedom of speech away from me, wilson B)

[cxstark-blog]

"Valentine’s Delivery! We are a local band called The Kingsman and we are looking for CESARE STARK? They have received a Vocal Valentine from ALISTAIR TREMAINE. Enjoy!”

I'm judging you so hard, Alistair Tremaine. Do I look like someone who is obsessed with you? But, damn it would be interesting to transform you into Mariah Carey. I'm so embarrassed. Nice song, gentlemen.

[altremaine-deactivated20160226]

[text]: these people that find you trustworthy and loyal, are they real people? or figments of imagination?  [text]: i’m kidding. you’re a cool cat cesare.  [text]: i’ve met natasha. she’s smoking hot, no doubt about that. but she’s still camila’s mother and — i dont even want to talk about it anymore. [text]: do you think it’ll be good or bad things? [text]: there’s no one full proof way to be a good boyfriend, ces. every girl is different, every girl wants different things. just don’t be an asshole, dont cheat on her, DONT FUCKING TALK ABOUT PREVIOUS FLINGS and you should be fine.

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : fried alistair ] i'm happy to know that you were fabricated by my imagination, al |: hello, is this my conscience?

[ text : fried alistair ] you are one too, alistair.

[ text : fried alistair ] yeah, let's stop talking about one of those embarrassing periods of my short life.

[ text : fried alistair ] i don't know...

[ text : fried alistair ] well, the two first are rather self-explanatory, but flings? meaning almost every girls that i have the number? why can't i talk about them.

[rgsophie-deactivated20151115]

"Trickster, he says. Just so you know, it takes a lot more to annoy me and if you don’t stop accusing me of some voodoo princess, I might just have my father send his voodoo friends after you.Maybe you guys can have a party? I wanr you though, I’d suggest you not getting on my bad side, Caesar. I thought you were a wise guy."

[cxstark-blog]

he laughs so hard when he sees how irritated she had become for a mere joke. "celena, honey, i'm too smart to get on your bad side. i was simply teasing you, but i think it was of poor taste since you reacted so strongly. perhaps, roses are related to a bad memory? but you got to admit, seeing you like this is so hilarious. i never thought i could poke fun of you and you would get annoyed, no, angry so easily. i'm astonished really."

[peggycoulson]

[ ✉ : baby stark ] yes u r

(— she just rolls her eyes now that she made herself the favor of telling stark about her ex. “well, it’s not like he’ll meet him, i guess”, she thinks )

[ ✉ : baby stark ] oh why, thank u <3 [ ✉ : baby stark ] excuse u, my dad is phillip coulson, do u really think he would let his baby girl (me) be too much of a badass? obviously not, he likes me being all girly, k [ ✉ : baby stark ] and lol, did you ever meet agent ward? the one who fucked up with a lot of stuff in the past? [ ✉ : baby stark ] so, yeah, his son lol [ ✉ : baby stark ] and CONGRATULATIONS, OMG [ ✉ : baby stark ] my baby bro is growing up so fast ヽ(；▽；)ノ [ ✉ : baby stark ] k, k, fine, u r not being a brat

(— “yes he is”, she mutters to herself )

[ ✉ : baby stark ] and yeah, i brought some stuff from the sci-tech division, for you boys [ ✉ : baby stark ] i’ll give them to you as soon as i can [ ✉ : baby stark ] and yes, how could u say no to ice cream, right

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] but your mother is agent may, so you are supposed to be badass.

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] you have poor taste in men

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] growing up? i had a girlfriend before. this time, i just happened to have fallen for the good one.

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] i'm simply a guy.

(` he sighs again. she was something. how was she going to find a boyfriend? even the gods and goddesses from the love dept. would never be able to ind her any potential suitors )

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] example of toys?

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] when is 'soon' to you?

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] when i are you buying me my two usual scools, old lady? :P here have some brattitude.

[mxstayne]

( txt → cesare snow ) so the rumors that you’re smart are true!

( txt → cesare snow ) i just wanted to show you how pretty her hair looks? but true, i agree in every word.

( txt → cesare snow ) girls are not only useful for dates, or quickies, cesare. you never know when you’ll need an ally.

( txt → cesare snow ) no you’re the one with the money shoo.

( txt → cesare snow ) you’re so mean i think i’m drowning in tears. i’m bringing penelope to the club with me the next time and drown her in kisses and tequila.

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : margaret tyrell ] those were never rumors, mag.

[ text : margaret tyrell ] why the sudden change for?

[ text : margaret tyrell ] i don't need many allies. i got you already which largely suffice.

[ text : margaret tyrell ] you are a lady from a court; you have money to pay for my services.

[ text : margaret tyrell ] the only one who can bring her to clubs is me. besides, i already check our first time on the list.

[cxstark-blog]

aim moments are canon even if no one can read it but the muns, right? because it's not on the dash and all right?

[emilyxwilson]

[ sms → billionaire philanthropist ] it took you ages to contact me as well maybe i was testing you to see how long would take you to do it :| [ sms → billionaire philanthropist ] I DON’T EVEN WORK ON MY OWN—I JUST HELP HIM AND LUCY WHEN NEEDED [ sms → billionaire philanthropist ] i’m not a mercenary i’m a mercenary’s sidekick it’s a sad life stark, sad sad life

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : dan’s future wife ] okay then. you survived the wait at least. i'm very proud of you. want a cookie with some milk? [ text : dan’s future wife ] wow, you haven't leveled up yet. how long do you plan to be a sidekick, em? [ text : dan’s future wife ] sad life. it sucks. it pains me that you have to live in those conditions. have a tissue for your tears and band-aids for your wounds. [ text : dan’s future wife ] what do you want anyways? if it's food, then go on a date with danny.

[peggycoulson]

(— for some reason, she thought that he was mad. actually, she was pretty sure of it just by how he was sounding though those texts. peggy controls a laugh, now trying to sound a bit more serious )

[ ✉ : baby stark ] first, i just call my mom and dad agents because i think it’s funny, it’s not like i call them that in front of them [ ✉ : baby stark ] when i am with them, it’s momma bear and best daddy in the world, tyvm [ ✉ : baby stark ] SECOND, i am also not proud of who my boyfriend was ‘k? he was the one to actually ruin most of stuff and got me ending up here [ ✉ : baby stark ] now stop being such a baby and pretend you’re a super-duper-casanova just because i found out ur little secret, will u? [ ✉ : baby stark ] i even give u new toys for your lab, if u have one, that i brought from shield academy. [ ✉ : baby stark ] or maybe ice cream, ice cream is good when you’re being a lil brat, right (◕‿◕✿)

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] i'm not cute. i'm not a brat.

(` he takes a few deep breaths to control his temper. he as giving her the upper hand, and he did not like it at all. why was she even here? although, he would never admit it, he was full of joy when she reappeared in his life. )

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] your humor is worst than german, russian and english humour combined. |: [ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] who calls their parents like that? it's so girly and it doesn't suit you. [ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] who was this boyfriend? [ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] ask around, i was actually a proper stark. but, okay, fine, i am in a healthy relationship with a loving girlfriend atm. [ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] toys? dan will be glad too. i hope you brought really cool stuff. [ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] I AM NOT BEING A BRAT DAMMIT. [ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] but i wouldnt say no to ice cream either.

(` he was so irritated that his cheeks were reddening in embarrassment. ) tsk.

[emilyxwilson]

[ sms → billionaire philanthropist ] noooo you areee B( [ sms → billionaire philanthropist ] …. you’re the son of tony fucking stark  [ sms → billionaire philanthropist ] I’M P SURE YOU HAVE MORE MONEY

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : dan’s future wife ] em, if you really cared, you would have contacted me. ah.

[ text : dan’s future wife ] so, because i'm his son, i'm rich? |: my dad makes me work for him = i earn my money.

[ text : dan’s future wife ] YOUR DAD IS FREAKING DEADPOOL. I AM SO SURE HE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO GET THAT $$$ WHENEVER

[peggycoulson]

[ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] that’s too hard, sorry

[ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] (not sorry)

(— peggy couldn’t help a laugh at the last texts. oh, so innocent… )

[ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] yea, i think my last relationship pissed agent coulson enough, so it’s good to be single and away from shield+relationship problems [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] i think i never really told u about my last relationship, right? well—maybe one day HAHAHAHA [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] gosh, u r so innocent it makes me both annoyed and happy, stark [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] u know, i was just playing around bc i heard stories from how ur dad was at ur age [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] he was kind of a player, wasn’t he? [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] so… i just thought ‘well, i don’t think cesare is like that, but we never know… maybe he even got a girlfriend’ [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] and there u go, you just spilled it [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] my habilities of making people blabbing is awESOME U MUST ADMIT

(— she rolls her eyes at the last ones, shaking her head )

[ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] I wasn’t even around yesteday, bb boy [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] I prefered to explore around, so yea, didn’t take my phone or agent may would track me down for sure

[cxstark-blog]

(` he stares at the series of texts that she sends, and doesn't know how reply aside from a nicely delivered 'fuck you'. of course, he is wise enough to refrain himself for doing so. it doesn't stop him from changing her registered name. there was so many nicknames that were coming to mind. ) old hag... (` he surprised himself thinking out loud. ) how could she play me? i have to keep cute and innocent, so she never guesses what i mean, though.

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] i don't believe a word you say. who would belittle himself to date you.

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] you know what, i hate you.

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] my father was still a player till the recent years.

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] i am a casanova, believe it or not. i have a contact list to prove my pedigree.

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] who says i have a girlfriend for real?

[ text : obnoxious baba coulson ] who calls their parents, agent? you don't see me call mine iron man and pepper.

(` not able to accept or to admit his defeat, he revealed his bratty side as he tried to inflict some damage to the other. he was perfectly portraying his role as the younger brother a role that he had claimed for years now. )

[peggycoulson]

(— peggy laughs loudly at the picture. well, that was the reality of both of them, since she could remember )

[ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] lets be fair here and say u got the right image to describe the feeling [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] because that a 100% right [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] and i never called u amazing, like, never, neither when we started being friends [ ✉ : sassy annoying stark ] so PLS

[cxstark-blog]

(` he notices that he missed a couple of texts the previous day and decide to reply to them. )

[ text : piggy coulson  ] of course i got the right image, who do you think i am?

[ text : piggy coulson  ] there is always a first time, sis. what about you try? it goes as follow. type after me. 'little bro, you are precious to me and you are simply amazing'.

(` he is so amused by his text that he can't help but laughing. he then stares at the more recent ones and rolls his eyes )

[ text : piggy coulson ] peggy, if you don't find a suitable suitor for me, how will you find one for your father?

[ text : piggy coulson ] how did you hear about my relationship if i didn't expose it anywhere? i literally kept it to myself.

[ text : piggy coulson ] can't believe that you wish me happy vday so late. B( i''m like a priority.

[greattgastby-deactivated2015110]

[✉ the cutest] yeah well a lot of shit has been happening i think i have the right. I mean my mother died- how messed up is it that im talking about boys and my mom is gone

[✉ the cutest] i like your sappy text reminds me that youre not a total assface :o)

[✉ the cutest] because you think your some super badass and in al reality youre a sappy teddy bear get urself right 

[✉ the cutest] the finest.

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : the evilest ] i'm sure that your mom who is in heaven or wherever people go wants you to move forward an be happy too. you have a life ahead of you, bryn. i know it hurts losing someone you cared about so much, but the world doesn't end. got it, dammit?

[ text : the evilest ] i'm a human being who sadly is flawed, but those flaws adds up to my incredible perfection. thank you very much.

[ text : the evilest ] excuse me, but i'm not a teddy bear. i'm super badass on my way to become the future after my dad. B|

[ text : the evilest ] bryn, i know i'm the finest. thank you for reminding me.

[greattgastby-deactivated2015110]

[✉️ Cesare 💅] to be honest.. i dont think it’s gonna go anywhere. something will happen and it’ll fall apart, i know. im just waiting for the time. [✉️ Cesare 💅] there is no logic, it just, its shush message details » edit: contact name Cesare 💅 » the cutest [✉ the cutest] now your contact name is evidence of the cute hehe [✉ the cutest] just forget it for now. 

[cxstark-blog]

[ text : bryni ] you are truly optimistic, bryn. i like that. |: idiot, take it from someone who vowed that he would never fall in love again, you shouldn't wish for anything to fall apart. instead, why don't you try to seize the day? don't miss your chance to be happy. it might be tara, it might jinx, it might be anyone coming in the future.

[ text : bryni ] wow, this was a sappy text. i feel sick about myself all of a sudden.

(` he glares at her text wondering what did she change it into. ) might as well, change it too.

[ text : the evilest ] you're the epitome of evil, bryn. i'm not cute. B| how can, i, cesare stark, be 'cute'. you are out of your mind.

[ text : bryni ] yeah, yeah. 1, 2, 3, poof. forgotten. fine now?