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Independent Jiji from Kiki's Delivery Service.

[cxtgod]

i have, like a 4 hour break at uni today, so LIKE FOR A STARTER

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starletnymph:

if you don’t think i’m a princess then you are a 100% right i’m the fucking queen

[cxtgod]

i am really seriously considering making a blade (x, x) rp??????????

[cxtgod]

                                                                   ░ OFFAYE; x ░

                       ❝ Ooooh,  boy.  Something  tells  me  that  this                          was  an  awful,  awful,  idea. ❞ Jiji  admitted, a                        dejected, straight  lipped  expression  gracing                        his  features.  ❝ And  my ideas are usually                        fantastic. ❞  He  continued. 

[cxtgod]

IT'S MUNDAY FRIENDS

[cxtgod]

Munday questions!

❤ - Your age?

＠ - Your top 3 favorite celebrity crush?

♞ - Five turn ons (sexual or not)?

φ - Five turn offs (sexual or not)?

Ç - Tumblr crushes?

æ - Random fact about the mun?

£ - Random fact about the muse?

¥ - A photo of you?

ƒ - Do people ever mistake you for another age?

ñ - What is your ultimate OTP, broTP and nOTP?

▒ - Do you need certain things to help you sleep (nightlight, fan, stuffed animal or blanket)?

Φ - If you could pick three people on tumblr to meet irl, who would they be?

╕ - Things that annoy you on tumblr?

╣ - Things that annoy you irl?

α - Muse's thoughts on mun?

ß - Mun's thoughts on mun?

Σ - Do people ever mistake you for a celebrity?

π - Relationship status?

σ - Anyone you have a crush on?

Θ - If you could have three wishes, what would they be?

[cxtgod]

Addams Family Values Starters

Wait!

We cannot break bread with you.

You have taken the land which is rightfully ours.

Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs.

We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.

My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts.

The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially ____."

And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

___'s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?

But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?

You have gone too far. You have married ___, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive.

And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!

Our parents are having a baby, too.

They had sex.

You have enslaved him. You have placed ___ under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?

We don't hug.

Oh, they're just shy.

We're not shy.

We're contagious.

I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

I'll never forget you.

I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs. But sometimes people just won't listen. And so, I have to use persuasion.

Dementia! What a beautiful name!

Children, as your new nanny, I know we're all concerned about the environment. So, this morning, let's discuss how to prevent forest fires.

I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.

I don't want to be in the pageant.

Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.

I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem

You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.

I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!

So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry?

I'm not perky.

Would you die for me?

I'm saying I want you dead and I want your money.

But... but... don't you love me?

I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.

Do you think we love the baby more than we love you?

Do you know what happens if my mother uses a fabric softener?

I just can't tell, does he like me at all?

My baby is ill, and my husband is dying.

And I dreamed that when I met him that we would wait until our wedding night to give ourselves to one another, to make the ultimate sacrifice.

I will worship you forever. I will devote my every waking moment to your happiness alone.

I am your eternal and helpless slave.

At his request, I would rip out my eyes. At his command, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.

I'm good with my hands.

[cxtgod]

i have, like a 4 hour break at uni today, so LIKE FOR A STARTER

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So something kinda cool happened … I hit another goal on Séverine, & on Ker, & on Tate, & on my personal. And … get this … combined, it’s another goal. Holy shit, right? Anyway, what better time to post a bias list than when the planets align? What better time to subject myself to the pain of making a 25 frame coloured hair gif than when hell freezes over? So, here is the bias list of people who’ve made this experience so much fun;  ( odds are I’ve forgotten people, so I apologise in advance ).

cxtgod  • hellorhigher • petxrs • pcmegranates • fearfulfiction • ly-martin • ohracle • changemeback • ghoulardii • postvoided • puredesolate • onlylovedherself • halebitch / mccallito • queclarative • adeloes • manictwink • haelaeh • kniivesandlint • acexfspades • rebuildruins • harwhood.

formidare / aeternalisms • hazcd • voiidstuff • aherosdeath • raekenology • adrogantis / tctally • heelbound • fatalismic / devilout • explcsive • fangedbarbie • thcriddler • whowails • degeneris • cursebound • partyciity • phobiis • parasomniias • autolatrism • hollowcorpse • wiickedcurveball • thegoldengirlsavior • nxmphe • ofalphasandanchors • mccballin • ofhumaniity • thiievery • fangedbarbie.

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        ❝ Oh it’s not an act. This is GENUINE surprise. ❞

   [ She  t u c k e d  the offending foot back beneath the hem of her dress &    soaked in the patent surrealism of being glowered at by a feline face. No    apologies for the shock. The ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss ᴏғ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ was not lighted called on.    One did not willingly make a home in DIS if they were readily amenable    to visitors. Then again he’d made it this far; something few could do with    I C H O R in their veins. Meg gestured towards the tracks of the ᴀᴄʜᴇʀᴏɴ    with a small  s t r  e t c h  of thin fingers. ]

                                     ❝ I’m Underworld Receptions. Hekate asked                                           me to take you to her oikos.❞

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                       ❝ Oh.  I  get  that  reaction  from  most  people. ❞  Jiji                        replied, still slightly wary of the woman  and  his  new                        surroundings.  He  steered  clear  of  most  gods  and                        goddesses, unless, of  course,  they  had  something                         to  offer him. Why Hectate sent for him was unknown                        to  him,  but  hopefully, this woman could shed some                        light  on  the  situation. 

                       ❝ Are  you,  like,  the  goddess  of  receptionists  or                        something  like that, then?  ❞ Jiji asked the woman                          gingerly. 

[cxtgod]

starter call !!!

[cxtgod]

                                                        ▐░ VORSAVEZHAK; x  ░▌

                        ❝ Look,  I’m  all  for  bulking  and  weight lifting,                         but  I  really  think  you’re  over-doing  it.  ❞

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BASICS  what’s your name ➔ emily. do you have a nickname ➔ yes. do you have a middle name ➔ yes do you like your name ➔ she goes alright do people often mispronounce your name ➔ nope,but they misspell it all time. do you like the meaning of your name ➔ i guess so when is your birthday ➔ oct. 11. how old are you ➔ 18. what’s your zodiac sign ➔ libra.

APPEARANCE what’s your hair colour ➔ that’s a good question is your current hair colour your natural hair colour ➔ nah bro do you dye your hair ➔ yes do you have natural highlights ➔ nope. when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ a month or so ago i think. what length is your hair right now ➔ just past my shoulders do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ it’s pretty wavy do you have frizzy hair ➔ yes  do you use a curling iron ➔ NO do you use a hair straightener ➔ yes do you braid your hair ➔ yes what’s your eye colour ➔ green 

do your eyes change colour ➔ sometimes??? for a green to a greeny blue i think do you wear contacts ➔ nah if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔ nah. do you wear glasses ➔ nah do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ yes do you wear braces ➔ i used to wear braces do you have dimples ➔ nope do you have moles ➔ a few, just here and there do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ not OUTSTANDING, but they’re there. do you have freckles ➔ nope do you have piercings  ➔ yes. do you have tattoos ➔ not yet i don’t. do you wear make up ➔ yes do you paint your nails ➔ yes. do you wear jewelry ➔  no thanks. are you happy with your height ➔ could be better, but i can’t complain. PERSONALITY would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ both ( i am an introverted extrovert ) are you sarcastic  ➔ sometimes what’s your biggest fear ➔ cockroaches. and being alone.  what’s your guilty pleasure ➔ cheesecake.and spending copious amounts of money are you religious ➔ NO THANKS do you get easily along with people ➔ heck yeah. do you cry easily ➔ yES

SCHOOL do you go to middle school ➔ yup. do you go to high school ➔ yup do you go to a private school ➔ yup are you home schooled ➔ nope have you graduated from school ➔ yup. what grade are you in ➔ first year at university.  have you skipped a grade ➔ nope. have you been held back a grade ➔ nope. have you ever failed a class  ➔ yes. have you been sent to the principals office ➔ nope have you skipped school ➔ not on purpose have you cheated on a test ➔ yes

FAMILY do you live with your biological parents ➔ yup do you get along with your parents ➔ very much so do you tell your parents everything ➔ yup do you have strict parents ➔ nah. do you have siblings ➔ i have three siblings (two older, one younger) are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ yes FRIENDSHIPS do you have a best friend ➔ yes do you have more than 10 friends ➔ yes. do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔ more female. do you text with your friends a lot ➔ not a lot, but i still text occasionally.  RELATIONSHIPS what’s your relationship status ➔ i’m a single lady have you ever been in love ➔ i don’t think do you believe in love at first sight ➔  nah have you ever been in a relationship ➔ yes have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ i don’t think so have you ever been asked out on a date ➔  yes have you ever been kissed ➔ yes have you ever made out with someone ➔ yes have you ever been cheated on ➔ nah do you want to get married ➔ maybe? do you want kids ➔ no thanks COUNTRY where were you born ➔ australia. where do you live right now ➔ australia. have you ever been out of the country ➔ nope.  do you prefer country or city  ➔ i love the beauty of the country, but i prefer the city do you like sightseeing ➔ LOVE IT is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ nah. what places would you like to visit  ➔ dublin, paris, florence, london, budapest are you fluent in more than one language ➔ nope what languages can you speak ➔ english. a little french, a little spanish.

HEALTH do you have any allergies ➔ nope are you lactose intolerant ➔ i used to be. have you had surgery ➔ nope have you had stitches ➔ nope have you broken a bone ➔ nope has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ i don’t think so do you exercise a lot  ➔ every week EXPERIENCES have you ever had a near death experience ➔ nope  have you ever been on a plane ➔ yes have you ever had an all-nighter ➔ yes have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ yes. have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ yes have you ever been to a wedding ➔ nope have you ever been to a funeral ➔ nope have you ever lived in a different country ➔ nope have you ever been drunk ➔ nope have you ever been trick or treating ➔ yes have you ever been in a school play ➔ yes have you ever been to a camp ➔ yes have you ever driven a car ➔ nope

SKILLS how many languages are you fluent in ➔ english have you ever read a book in another language ➔ yes can you roll your tongue ➔ nope can you braid hair ➔ kinda can you do a handstand ➔ for like three seconds.

HABITS do you crack your knuckles ➔ yes do you bite your nails ➔ nah do you bite your lips ➔ yes

THIS OR THAT summer or winter ➔ winter day or night ➔ night cats or dogs ➔ BOTH rain or shine ➔ rain coffee or tea ➔ neither  reading or writing ➔ both humorous or serious ➔ humorous brown or blue eyes ➔ both single or group dates ➔ group texts or calls ➔ text driving or walking ➔ walking LAST last phone call ➔ my mum lol last text ➔  my mum last song you listened to ➔ oh shit by fergie. last thing you ate ➔ sushi last thing you drank ➔ water last purchase ➔ sushi last time you cleaned your room ➔ like yesterday last time you’ve been on a date ➔ like three months ago

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Although he’s definitely not going to, John Ivor looks like he might cry when he can’t stop himself from saying, “It’s actually tea, not coffee.” 

Because THAT is the important thing to remember.

“But, so, um, it probably won’t stain as bad, um,”  Is that even true? John Ivor actually has no idea. “I’m so so sorry, I really didn’t mean to do that.” The stranger’s face is totally void of emotion but he looks scary anyway, and Ivor is basically drowning in guilt right now. Sage tea flavoured  guilt. 

He needs to think of something to make this  better, now. It’s why he doesn’t really think it  through when he speaks the first idea that comes to mind. “I live like, right here, I could give you a  shirt? Or wash yours? Or something? I’m really sorry.”

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Jiji  held  up  his  hand,  a  silent  indicator  for  the  stranger to quit his incessant  yapping.  All  of  this  apologizing  was making  Jiji  SICK to his stomach.  ❝ No, thank you. I’m not particularly fond of K-Mart  clothing. ❞ Jiji replied,  sarcasm puncturing  each  word  as  it  left  his  mustachioed  lips.

Another  sigh  left  his  lips  soon  after,  as  he  looked once more  upon  his  tea  stained  shirt. Jiji  lifted  and waved his   hand  over  the  still  wet  tea,  each  tea  particle lifting away   from  the  fabric  of  his  shirt  and  evaporating  into  the  air.

❝ Ugh,  it’s  ruined  FOREVER. ❞ Jiji  complained.     

[cxtgod]

starter call !!!

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              — cxtgod

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It’s been a long day, and John Ivor wants nothing more than to just go home. He had to get his hair cut { And God, he hates that } and he’s been shopping for hours, and he got lost twice, and he left his scarf at home and it’s cold. 

And to top it all off, he’s only a block away from his home when he trips, bumps into someone and spills hot tea all over them. 

“Oh— Oh FUCK,” A wince, { sorry, God } And he’s flailing a little, totally at a loss for how he’s  supposed to to rectify this. “Oh my— I’m so so  sorry! I wasn’t watching where I was going!”

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Jiji  slowly looked  down  at  his  coffee  stained  shirt   a long, miserable sigh escaping through  pursed  lips. He  looked  back  up  at  the  apologetic  stranger, his   gaze   expressionless,  despite  the  sudden  need  to rain down fiery hot  revenge  upon  the  man,  and  his VERY  HOT  TEA.  And  he  was having such a good  day. ❝ This  is  my  favourite  shirt,  you  know. It was expensive.  I  didn’t  pay  for  it,  obviously, but  that’s not  the  point.  The  point  is  you  spilling  coffee  on my most favouritest shirt  in  the  whole  wide  world.❞ Jiji grumbled menacingly.  

[cxtgod]

i am literally the trashiest trash bag in all of trashdom, i am so sorry that i’ve taken so much off rping, but i’m back now and i’m ready to go!!!!