[allieargents]

omg hi, long time no see

[allieargents]

@The last pack meeting

Scott: I know we've been through a rough few seasons-

Stiles: FIVE seasons. It's five seasons.

Scott: And all I'm saying is, even though we've been mistreated, we can make our last one positive. I know we have some complaints...

Allison: I'm supposed to be alive!

Kira: I'm supposed to be in Beacon Hills!

Isaac: I'm supposed to be in the country!

Lydia: I'm supposed to be out of the hospital!

Stiles: I'm supposed to be the comic relief!

Malia: I'm supposed to be eight!

Scott: I didn't think there'd be many

[asideofbpd]

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

[rigormortisbabyd0ll]

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

[happiersuggestion]

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

[driflloon]

me dying n seeing my life flash before my eyes: ….she’s just like…so dumb

[sexsavant]

Bisexuality is not half gay half straight

When you mix blue and red it makes purple. Purple isn’t referred to as half blue and half red, Purple is it’s own color in and of itself. And sometimes it turns out more red or more blue, but it is still referred to as purple. Bisexuality isn’t half gay and half straight.

[quotedbybooks]

Everyone: It’s just a book

Me: You know nothing

[instantlys]

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

[allieargents]

me: hey sorry i cant make it tomorrow!

person: aw whats wrong?

me: i don't wanna come

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i have like…no clothes. every morning i always wonder how i’ve gotten through the school yr with like no clothes? what have i been wearing this entire time? shit 

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

[antimanifesto1973]

math is inherently heterosexual

[y2mcha-remade-deactivated202006]

explain

[antimanifesto1973]

its boring

[twinkwolf]

the teen wolf plot lines are literally the most difficult thing to follow. I still barely know what happened in season 4 like someone is looking for a sand wolf or something? peter unconsciously brainwashed a girl into using large sums of his own money to pay himself to kill everyone? what? the plot just ain’t easy to follow. u know what’s easy to follow? the curve of scott mccall’s ass.

[tombliboos]

European representation in American media

Italians: Mafia bosses, criminals, uneducated immigrants

Germans: Nazis, evil scientists

Austrians: Germans

Spaniards: Spain is a country? I thought it was a language

Portugal: ???

Russians: mobsters, villains in superhero movies, Evil Communists unless it’s some Stalingrad movie

Eastern Europeans: poor, violent, petty criminals, mobsters, communists

Slavs: Eastern Europeans

Dutch: idk, weed? Serena Van Der Woodsen? 

Belgians: lol what is that

Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania: lmfao

Greeks: My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Northern Europe: Asgard

British: educated gentlemen that never get drunk or into pub fights

Irish: mobsters, poor immigrants, sometimes terrorists

French: rude yet romantic people speaking a sexy language, Les Miserables

Icelanders: wut

Swiss: they take good care of main characters’ money

Maltese: haha 

Cypriots: …

[moved-to-innerghostpaperwobbler]

This is all so accurate I want to cry. 

[allieargents]

there are 3 different groups on tumblr

people who have been here for 1 year or less: usually between the ages of 12 and 14, in their weeaboo phase, thinks tumblr is great, a lot of shitposting, has default theme or obnoxious theme

people who have been here for 1-2 years: usually pretty normal, blogs are organized, has a nice theme, only hates tumblr because of it's pointless updates

people who have been here for 3+ years: has a nice theme but their blog is a collection of abandoned networks and groups, very tired, often has war flashbacks to "tumblr university" and the moreos guy, is done with this website's shit and feels trapped but also uses it as an emotional crutch, always screaming internally