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i don't do bad sauce passes
Andulka
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we're not kids anymore.
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art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kaledo Art
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will byers stan first human second
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@cyansyrup
Welcome to my lil virtual cove! (Take your shoes off at the door, you gremlin.)
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! I'm new to the whole public fandom blog thing--gimme a bit :')
Masterlist (Currently a teenie tiny baby masterlist)
Moon and Sea (Coming soon!) - Goddess!Mermaid!Reader
Burned Lace(18+) - COD - Simon "Ghost" Riley x Devil!Reader
A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
I mean. Just devastating 😭
This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed
Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke
You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"
I gotta add this one
he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol
“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”
I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE
All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.
I’m sorry but I will truly never get over Ekko who lost his mentor and all his friends at a young age, then spent the rest of his childhood building a beautiful and strong community that helped get shimmer addicts off the streets and give them a new life that thrived off of trust, respect, and loyalty while slowly watching the girl he loves lose herself to her psyche and become an unhinged suicidal terrorist who he is unable to save despite repeated attempts at it. And THEN gets booted into an alternate reality where he learns he could have had EVERYTHING, the beautiful and thriving community, the education, his family, and the girl he loves and he heartbreakingly leaves it all behind because he knows he doesn’t belong there and he has to go back to save his people which he DOES multiple times at great risk despite knowing what overextending his z-drive could do only to end up completely alone in the end. The most selfless character in the entire series. That’s my boy savior.
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.
Like, I reject this idea that people end up becoming tradwives or antivaxxers or cult members because they were dumb. These groups prey on people by filling the social and emotional needs of vulnerable people. They look for people who need help, and give it to them on predatory conditions.
Others can't understand the connection
Drew this long time ago, trying to depict the subtle atmosphere between you and Konig
happy qixi festival
Music
TEMPOREX - 在您身边
Look at the size of that bastard.
Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.
my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented
If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.
it's all sensation and consumption and intimacy. it's all violence and beauty and taste. it's all wild and animalistic and elevated by our humanity. it's all deeply cultural and symbolic. it's all enjoyed by every sense the body has to offer.
"copper syrup drenched her tongue as she dug into its flesh" can be the act of eating pussy, biting through skin, or eating a piece of fruit.
Reading erotica with Aemond Targaryen while y'all explore eachother's bodies in the grand library
stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever
Older Boyfriend Simon Riley
Thanks to the notes on my last post, I will be posting this blurb here. It's just for shits and giggles.
Older Boyfriend!Simon Riley who has been the best boyfriend you have ever had.
Refuses to let you call a handyman. Leaky sink? He had it fixed before you even knew there was a problem. Squeaky desk chair? Suddenly completely silent.
Gets really competitive with Mario Kart and refuses to play again after losing a couple of rounds. Gets really into Minecraft but doesn’t let you help build things because “You’re doing it wrong” even though you’re the one who taught him how to play
Does not understand girl math.
-- “The fuck you mean it’s not real money
-- “If I use cash, it’s free because it doesn’t come out of my account. Therefore it’s not real money.”
-- “I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.”
-- Now drops cash in your purse so that you have “fake” money to use.
Hates girl dinner only because he knows that a bowl of popcorn or a couple crackers and cheese is not a full meal.
A year of his life drops off every time he hears you saying “I’m doing it for the plot.”
Refuses to download tiktok but will watch them on your phone with you for hours at a time
Went on a very long lecture about the Roman Empire and how it came to be (talk specifically about the military aspect) once you mentioned something was your Roman empire. Didn’t even notice you had fallen asleep halfway through the lecture. Still doesn’t know what you mean when you say something is your Roman Empire.
Has absolutely no idea what you mean when you say “same.”
-- You had to explain that it was just something you said when you found anything relatable
-- “What the bloody hell could be relatable about a plastic bag blowing across the road.”
Has attempted to use the word slay in a sentence and it only ended with you in the longest laughing fit known to man.
Listens to you explain celebrity beef and wonders why you talk about them like you know them personally and how you know all this information.
Vine references, goes right over his head.
-- One time quoted “Road work ahead, uh yeah I sure hope it does” after you had done it so many times, you nearly choked to death on air that day.
Emojis are his worst enemy. Never gets the message when you try to hint at something using emojis.
Learns very early on that anytime you two go out for errands, you require a sweet treat.
-- Uses going out to get a sweet treat as an excuse to take you out on dates
-- Also makes sure to buy you a sweet treat anytime you complete a task you didn’t want to do.
i think fanfiction has rotten some of yalls brains. like i love a good fic as much as the next person but some of yall think reading fics is a perfectly reasonable alternative to like... reading real, published books and thats just not it. “some fics are just as good if not better than published books” yes agreed. so go find books that ARE immaculately written and surpass fanfiction standards. “well i like knowing what i’m getting into and books dont have tags and triggers like ao3” or “i like reading about characters i already know” the point of reading books is to test ur comfort zone and expose urself to others’ experiences. fics are great for comfort reading but yall need to start reading real books i’m begging u
