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You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.
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There’s a big green cloud of “beer vapor” drifting toward my dwarfs.
It sounds like it would be a good thing. But I am afraid.
Edit: As far as I can tell it’s just an effect of the weather here. Occasionally clouds of beer just drift through for no reason. And it’s just something my dwarfs will have to learn to live with. Welp. Still don’t know what it actually does to them.
I noticed that some dwarfs were being horrified around the death site of Melburn, a child who went berserk and had to be killed by an axedwarf. I was sure I had cleaned up all of the remains, and I wondered if merely being near the death site of a loved one could horrify a dwarf.
Then I found one of her legs in a tree.
Well this is pretty much the saddest thing to ever happen in Dwarf Fortress.
Solonvir was the only dog my fortress, Atisked, had for most of its history.
In the fort’s early days, before it had an established military, Atisked was besieged by a force of goblins and trolls. The fort is surrounded by a high wooden pallisade, which should have kept them out, except that I’d forgotten that in the most recent update, creatures can now climb. I should have cut back the forest around the fort’s perimeter, because the invaders were able to climb a tree trunk, run along its branches, and drop down into the fort’s courtyard. There was a brutal massacre of the civilians in the courtyard, and it probably would have been the end of the settlement if it wasn’t for the pack of seven war dogs. After a bloody fight, six dogs were dead, along with all of the invaders except for one: their leader, Nish.
The last surviving dog leapt on Nish. Although he lost his nose to an axe strike and his front paw was crushed to pulp by a kick, the dog finally managed to drag Nish down and tear him apart. For killing the goblin leader the dwarves named him Solonvir, which apparently means “Flagstar” in dwarven.
Although missing his nose (“How does he smell?” “Terrible!”) and one front paw, Solonvir pretty much became the fort’s mascot. He never really needed to do much more in the way of defense, but he’d wander all around the fort, just doing his own thing, and I’d often spot him in odd places. He was easily recognizable not only because he was the only dog left in the fortress, but because his icon would always be flashing because of his permanent injuries.
17 years later, and the fortress has four militia squads fully outfitted in steel, a pack of giant War Tigers, and, just in case anything really nasty crawls out of the depths, a tame Dragon. A noseless, crippled war dog is not exactly the front line of defense any more. Solonvir presumably knew this, because he just dropped dead of old age, peacefully, right on the fortress’s front steps.
I engraved a stone slab for him, and placed it in the royal mausoleum next to the king’s tomb.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have some FORGOTTEN BEAST DEADLY DUST in my eye.
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holy shit this is the best Dwarf Fortress story ever
>First time playing dorf >Make a nice, tidy fort, everything is going great >Out of booze and it’s winter >”Oh well, the farm’s still working” >suddenly >”Urist McFarmer has gone berserk!” >and, soon after >”New migrants have arrived.” >there are like 3 children with them >they are on the entrance, where there’s a gigantic moat and a bridge >Urist McFarmer is on the other side >he pulls the lever to the bridge >all of the children are on the bridge >they fall down >they are all still alive, they fell like 12 z-levels though >the moat is almost completely red >they’re crawling around, everything is broken oh god >Urist McFarmer is finally put down by one of the miners >children aren’t even starving or dehydrating, they’re just crawling there >have to lock up the non-important people in a room so that they don’t diminish the food reserves >the nobles are sad now, the miasma is getting to them >dump the corpses in the moat, including urist mcfarmer >the children are puking and still crawling, not even starving or dehydrating, just endless agony >the migrants are still on the other side, they die too >the only people left alive are a few miners and a farmer >and the children >they never die I retired at that point, fuck that
I love the justice system in Dwarf Fortress.
During the early part of the game where my prison was not yet built I appointed 10 dwarves as guardsmen to keep the peace. Shortly after there was a mayor that violated a trade agreement. What did my fine upstanding bastions of justice decide was the appropriate response to this minor, white-collar crime?
Immediate. Fucking. Gang. Beating.
10 stout little fuckers wearing leather gloves with iron studs and steel-shod boots just knocked this ex-city official’s teeth across the dining room. Good times.
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I am so fucking inspired.
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The ocean is a place of magic. So surreal. Absolute art.
Got this little boy a year ago today :3 ♡
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