A Simple Catloaf

I am Rai, a 30-something, short, queer motherfucker. They/Them.

[sunsetgalaxii]

SOOO like i promised this forever ago... Cannot remember who requested im so sorry. But here it is... FINALLY!

[sunsetgalaxii]

DOUBLE ART DROP TODAY! Killamari!

[changeling-droneco]

Oh Fuck Yes

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[princecharmingtobe]

Lord it's the great horse depression

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[hexmaniacmareen]

his

₊˚⊹ᰔ PAW PADS *ੈ✩‧₊˚

[local-ragamuffin]

HOW DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE MIMOG IS A MIMIC DOG

[princecharmingtobe]

It BARKS

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

One thing I appreciate about the new palworld release is that if you really just like a specific pal, but you still wanna minmax for stats or work suitability, there are plenty of options to unlock the potential of low-level pals.

Have a fuckin chicken with miserable IVs from the very beginning of the game, but it was your first catch and has a nickname and everything and now you're attached? You can make that the best goddamn chicken that ever lived with a combination of items. You can just minmax the fuck out of your favorite chicken. Max out its miserable 1-1-1 IVs. Put hella powerful dragon-type moves on that thing. Do whatever you want.

Or if you really like a specific species and want a bunch in your base but that species is just not really good at anything, you can work on that too. My current situation is that I'm in the late game and need a number of pals who are good at cooling machinery, because the best machines run hot. The pals that do the best cooling "out of the box" are Bastigor, but they're huge and take up a lot of space, use a lot of food, and are hard to catch. I really just don't care to use Bastigor. But I don't have to! I'm mass-breeding Icelyns and increasing their stats with condensation and handbooks instead!

I dig it this style of game design. Here's a bunch of creachurs and ways to customize them, now do whatever you want forever

[h0r53f7y]

I have witnessed perfection, and so I must share

[gar-wafflez]

[princecharmingtobe]

[spaghetti-unfunny]

I love this scene from the books bro

[aisanae]

he wants berry :D

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[gar-wafflez]

i trust and love them dearly

[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

addicted to overanalyzing music and applying it to my ocs

[quillith]

[nebulaquatic]

ngl it's funny seeing people on tiktok and twitter getting upset that people are finding this pal from palworld sexy, because it's obvious that's what the designer was going for when making this pal, the people working on the game aren't innocent babbies, they knew what they were doing

[princecharmingtobe]