A Simple Catloaf

I am Rai, a 30-something, short, queer motherfucker. They/Them.

[princecharmingtobe]

Got Dandilord and boy they weren't kidding

He really is a Dandy Lord lol

[princecharmingtobe]

Not gonna add to the comments of the post, but saw one insisting that "Actually needles don't really hurt and the reason kids are so averse to doctors is the lack of consent and gaslighting"

Uh, the fuck you on about? For me it was 100% the PAIN. To this day getting stuck with a needle hurts like a BITCH. I take it a lot better than I used to because I have to get blood drawn multiple times a year + vaccinations, but it still hurts a LOT.

I remember mom bribing me with cheesecake if I behaved and didn't throw a fit when getting a vaccine at the doctor. I still physically cried from the pain but kept myself under control cause Cheesecake. And mom told me she was so proud of me, cause she knows as well how much it hurts (a topic we still discuss from time to time).

"It's just a pinch" "You barely feel it" Talk about gaslighting, fuck.

[princecharmingtobe]

Any time I see some chud insist that the pal designs are lacking in character/personality/charm/etc. I just think "You've not actually seen them in motion, have you?"

They are so lovingly animated. There are so many that I see in still images and think "Eh, I could take or leave it" and then I meet it in game and fall in love cause they have so much character.

[srslygames]

ᴘᴀʟᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 2026

-🎮🐝✨️

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]

[princecharmingtobe]

Oh my god guys, it pets you back.

[sunsetgalaxii]

SOOO like i promised this forever ago... Cannot remember who requested im so sorry. But here it is... FINALLY!

[sunsetgalaxii]

DOUBLE ART DROP TODAY! Killamari!

[changeling-droneco]

Oh Fuck Yes

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[princecharmingtobe]

Lord it's the great horse depression

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[hexmaniacmareen]

his

₊˚⊹ᰔ PAW PADS *ੈ✩‧₊˚

[local-ragamuffin]

HOW DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE MIMOG IS A MIMIC DOG

[princecharmingtobe]

It BARKS

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

One thing I appreciate about the new palworld release is that if you really just like a specific pal, but you still wanna minmax for stats or work suitability, there are plenty of options to unlock the potential of low-level pals.

Have a fuckin chicken with miserable IVs from the very beginning of the game, but it was your first catch and has a nickname and everything and now you're attached? You can make that the best goddamn chicken that ever lived with a combination of items. You can just minmax the fuck out of your favorite chicken. Max out its miserable 1-1-1 IVs. Put hella powerful dragon-type moves on that thing. Do whatever you want.

Or if you really like a specific species and want a bunch in your base but that species is just not really good at anything, you can work on that too. My current situation is that I'm in the late game and need a number of pals who are good at cooling machinery, because the best machines run hot. The pals that do the best cooling "out of the box" are Bastigor, but they're huge and take up a lot of space, use a lot of food, and are hard to catch. I really just don't care to use Bastigor. But I don't have to! I'm mass-breeding Icelyns and increasing their stats with condensation and handbooks instead!

I dig it this style of game design. Here's a bunch of creachurs and ways to customize them, now do whatever you want forever

[h0r53f7y]

I have witnessed perfection, and so I must share

[gar-wafflez]

[princecharmingtobe]