this is the equivalent of when they’d give people lobotomies and have them sing as they did it so the doctors could gauge exactly how much they were damaging the brain

shark vs the universe
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
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this is the equivalent of when they’d give people lobotomies and have them sing as they did it so the doctors could gauge exactly how much they were damaging the brain
“The Barbarian and the Troll” is a new Nickelodeon show which is generally cute but like most human achievements will probably never be as funny as this one scene ever again.
if you dont listen to hayloft ur not a real gay
i am back. for like five minutes. i’m simping for anime boys, can someone. can someone help. please i beg of you THE CLOWN IS HOT WHY IS THE ANIME CLOWN HOT
i drank an entire 260 calorie bottle of mocha frappucino today and it tasted hella good and several minutes later i started hollerin bc phil swift was on tv god help us all
me: I am very mature and capable of doing things on my own
also me: squish cat
Let’s fight.
What’s the worst household chore? Clearly it’s doing laundry.
non-cat owners: “ah, gee, i’m not sure! the laundry is always a pain, and dishes aren’t fun either… i am also not a fan of wiping mirrors down…”
cat owners thinking about that damn litter box:
Don’t own a B-tier pet then bitch
don’t you ever fucking talk to me like that again you absolute fucking shithead bitch, don’t you ever think that you can get away with saying some purely dumbass shit like that and think you can avoid the damn consequences, let me tell you something kid, you have crossed a major fucking line this time and you got me fucked up if you think you are going to get off from this with any sort of warning, if you think i have an ounce of damn mercy saved within the blood in my body for YOU. let me tell you exactly why you’re the biggest fucking nutcase i’ve seen in my notes all week. first of all, you done fucked yourself three ways to sunday when you thought you stood a chance against me at all! secondly, you not ONLY decided to bring your smelly garbage ass into my notification feed, you assumed you had any damn opinion worth a grain of salt and decided WITHOUT WARNING to bring that shit onto MY blog, where my sweet unassuming eyes had to read it for myself! but most importantly of all you went after not just my cat or any person’s cat, nah you went after the whole ass species, and for what reason… for NO REASON!! “b tier pet” bitch let me tell you something, you should know ALL ABOUT what being b tier means. you live it and there is no excuse for you not knowing what does and does not qualify as b tier, you should be in the library of damn congress with a dissertation done as an autobiography of your life and what it means to be b tier. i bet even siri forgets your name sometimes, i bet when you go to pick up some taki’s and corona’s (lol) at walmart they gotta send the manager over… like “oof sorry buddy you sure you’re supposed to be here…?” i bet you think you got yourself a rolex on you, bitch it’s actually a faux-lex, and the worst part is, it don’t want nothin to do with you, not a damn thing! even the watch can’t stand this shit man. how’s this gonna work, startin shit you can’t finish, just like your damn discription, or the header, or an icon bitch! crusty! real silly of you, but when i beat your head into a mushy pulp and sauteé it and serve it to my cat for sunday brunch you won’t be fucking laughing
There is so much energy in this post and I support all of it
which tf trains themself to drink black coffee because they like the idea of being a person who drinks black coffee
#its nautica but i’ll accept other answers
ausgris said: my immediate first thought was Tailgate ngl
tailgate prefers cream with a little bit of coffee i think, and yeah 100%
buttered-beurre said: Rodimus probably takes one sip and goes “Bleh” and then proceeds to take more sips of that coffee and continues to say “Bleh” after each sip.
absolutely. i’m imagining this happening in a meeting, of course. Rodimus is naturally the type of person who puts, like, chocolate syrup in his coffee, but having black coffee and saying “Bleh” with every sip is what happens when he wants to look Mature. amazing
infp-tuna said: Absolutely agreeing with Butter here, and with Nautica, and for some reason I’m thinking Brainstorm
imo Brainstorm has tried valiantly and repeatedly to be a coffee drinker, but he can’t stand it and just ends up drinking a lot of red bull. he tells people “if i liked coffee, i would be too powerful.”
you’re not wrong but this is my headcanon and i’m sticking to it
some other related headcanons: ratchet drinks black coffee by the gallon, ultra magnus doesn’t believe in chemical stimulants and will lecture you if you offer him coffee, drift is one of those people who goes apeshit after like half a cup so he avoids it
sgt-innocuous said: Drift
ok also true
now i’m imagining drift and rodimus having a meeting, just the two of them, both of them trying to choke down cups of black coffee, saying “bleh” in the middle of every other sentence
ok but which of them drinks coffee black because they literally forget to put anything in it and/or because they haven’t realized yet that people put sugar in it
“forget to put anything in it” - nightbeat? definitely brainstorm
“haven’t realized yet that people put sugar in it” - the easy answer is tailgate, but i wanna say Rung
Okay can we go back to Rodimus and black coffee for a second because I tried coffee for like the first time a few days ago and that’s literally what I fuckin did because I was convinced i just needed to drink it and it was fucking normal for it to taste so shitty Nope, apparently putting 3 packets of sugar and like 5 pumps of creamer doesn’t help the flavor
He had worn three faces
He had worn three faces.
Only three.
The one he was given, the one he gave himself, and the one that had stricken fear into all that heard it.
He was Tarn. He was justice, he was death, he was hell.
Tarn, esteemed leader of the Decepticon Justice Division. The Division which paralyzed Autobots and fellow Decepticons alike in terror. The Division which has recited countless crimes, delivered unyielding pain, and dealt the torturous climax of death. The deaths of those they eliminated serve as a reminder, to all, of what would happen if they found themself on the list.
Tarn, who had driven himself and his team to perfection to please the one of whose attention and praise he was eager for. Who glorified the words of Lord Megatron, recounting the great speeches and lengthy monologues of the Lord to his victims, drowning out their sobbing, their begs for mercy.
He was Tarn, who granted mercy for none. Who understood his duty, following it to the letter; tracking down those who posed a threat to the mighty Decepticons, whether as Autobots, or traitors to the cause.
He is Glitch. He is broken, he is dead, he is in hell.
Glitch, who had been subjected to empurata. Born a Point One Percenter, but regarded as an outcast, shunned by his fellow Cybertronians. He who was cursed (or was it blessed?) with a power to render non sentient machinery inoperative by touch alone.
Glitch, who struggled to form friendships. Glitch, who couldn’t even attain the individual of his desire, even when he reclaimed his old name of Damus. Even when he became Tarn.
Glitch, who stared at the emptiness of the After-Spark, questioning if this was his punishment for all the lives he had taken in the name of a cause whose own leader had abandoned it. It was that leader who defected to the Autobots, announcing that the Decepticons were no more. It was that leader that had denounced Tarn and his work, and snuffed out his spark via antimatter obliteration.
It was his punishment, for all his sins. For the lives he had taken, for the lies he had told…He had told to…to…
Skids.
Charismatic, unyielding, faithful - all words that defined Skids.
That trust he had broken when he lied to him about the fate of the Autobots in Grindcore prison. The faith he had shattered upon forcing Skids to watch the sowing of his work on a machine he had not known the true intentions of.
His true punishment, he reasoned, was not being able to see Skids, to talk to him, one last time.
Skids…
Skids who was ever adaptive to situations, who wore a fiendish grin in the face of a challenge. Skids, who had a habit of stopping the pulse of the spark in Glitch’s chest, who tossed that Primus damned playful smile over his shoulder, who stole his spark with a wink.
Skids, who started making a point of treating him as an equal where others, even in the Academy, hurled him scornful scowls and vulgar words. Skids, who clapped his shoulder with a gleeful “Great job!” or “How’s it going?” Pleasantries, maybe.
But there were nights where Skids murmured his designation softly when Glitch was distant; who ran his fingers over Glitch’s claws and across his helm, telling him he was perfect, regardless of how he looked on the outside. When those servos brushed across his claws, when they were wiping away the despair of the loss of his hands and face that was threatening to drown him, an electrified feeling would go through him that had nothing to do with his powers.
Skids, who was convinced Glitch had a spark of gold, who held no ill will against others. Skids who held onto that hope until…
He was Damus, he was the Empyrean Suite, he was cold-hearted, he was a monster.
And it was Skids, Skids, who looked at Damus with agony in his golden optics when he was forced to watch his compatriots, his cellmate, be melted down for parts. His optics that screamed How could you, his once gentle servos curling and shaking in rage. That twisted expression of wrath, that promise that anything between them had now splintered apart.
Grindcore had not only broken Autobots, but fractured something more precious than parts, more precious than, dare he say, a cause.
Never again would he see that twitch of amusement in those mouthplates, those optics alight in a fiery blaze at the prospect of adventure. Never again would he hear that voice, listen to that slurred speech as Skids powered up, or that sleepy murmur as he slipped into recharge, or hear that throaty laugh that bubbled up at a lame joke or two.
He missed it all, he supposed. His duty to the Division had always seemed enough, always felt enough, that hole inside him shoved so full of something else that it seemed like it was no longer aching. But it still cried out for something he could not attain; it gnawed and chewed through everything he shoved in it, its appetite unlike any other.
He was Damus, he was Glitch, he was Tarn.
He has worn three faces, and he now wears the only face that was loved by Skids, but is forever burdened with the knowledge that Skids will never love it again.
He is Glitch. He is broken, he is dead, he is in hell.
Reposting this again because it gives me emotions that give me big sad
Which console do you play on? And would you be up with playing with certain people or are you not for that?
hey, sorry for not getting back to this for a while! I’m an xbox userI’m up to play with anyone, really— long as they have a decent headset, are willing to put up with my fuckery, and aren’t squeakers
petra venj gives off a very strong lesbian energy to me and I love her
hi I return for, like, one post before I disappear like I got thanos snapped I got back into btd and I forgot why I hate Farz but I do Stinky rat boye,, good day
NOW I’M GETTING LAMP ADS?
IM HOLLERIN
AMAZON FIX YOUR SHIT
why?
why?? is there a goddamn coffee advertisement in between my carefully chosen, content-related, things-I-find-interesting, followers-of-fandoms???
show me cool transformers merch! anything!
why is it crumbled? it’s literally just, like, a fuckin plastic cup? and if it isn’t and it’s for “aesthetic” then why the fuck is it a thing???? it’s a shitty aesthetic
“oh hey, sunsets are, like, my aesthetic” “cool! my aesthetic is plastic cups that aren’t actually plastic that look like someone forgot to throw them away!”
like? okay, but what does that say about your sense of self-esteem?
do you want a plastic, crumpled-looking trashcan to go with the possibly faux-plastic cup?
I dunno. This fuckin’ site, man.
@ everyone interested in getting into league because of the K/DA music video
don’t do this, newbies
it’s not worth it
come to maccadam’s, quench that Thirst
tbh? nothing can quench my extreme thirst for transformers
just lookit that grin
Will y'all marry me? ❤
Every person that likes, comments or reblogs this post will automatically be married to me.
Yes, even if you scrolled past it
marry me fish senpai uwu